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LAKANYE~ (m)
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A woman living with you will cost you $0.00 and even less than your total monthly bills, Since your broke ass will have to pay for your own personal amenities anyway, and if she is living with you does not mean that you have to pay double for utility, water, sewage, etc. If she is already FAT before she moved in with you then you don't need to feed her, and if she is malnutritious when she moved in, you only have to ration your plate of AMALA with her. If she is thirsty, share your cup with her. if she is sleepy, share your bed with her. If she needs a ride to the store or anywhere, give her a ride. BUT, IF SHE HAS A J O B, then, split the house bills into two equal parts, and give her half the bill. I'M SURE SHE WOULD LOVE YOU MORE BECAUSE SHE IS A WOMAN, AND WOMEN ARE CURRENTLY FIGHTING FOR EQUALITY WITH MEN, SHE CAN HELP PAY EQUAL PARTS OF THE HOUSE BILLS.
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