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Gamine (f)
What Is The Nigerian Dream
« on: June 27, 2008, 06:01 PM »

I was chatting with a friend
and she told me she was living the naija dream.
i laughed then, but i realized i didnt fully get.

The Americas hv their American Dream but Do Nigerians have a Dream.

Can someone enlighten us.

What is the Nigerian Dream?
asamuel
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #1 on: June 27, 2008, 06:04 PM »

It's easy na,

To be known as the most corrupt country in the world

To produced the best 419 in the world

To fill the globe with prostitutes of the highest order

Grin Cheesy
LadyT (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #2 on: June 27, 2008, 06:06 PM »

The nigerian dream is to have as much money as possible and live in total luxury by doing as little work as possible.

echelon (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #3 on: June 27, 2008, 06:07 PM »

Quote from: asamuel on June 27, 2008, 06:04 PM
It's easy na,

To be known as the most corrupt country in the world

To produced the best 419 in the world

To fill the globe with prostitutes of the highest order

 Grin Cheesy

I'm always amazed when people senselessly sit at a computer and type away at the keyboard without giving thoughts to whatever it is they have to say
asamuel
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #4 on: June 27, 2008, 06:09 PM »

So. what's the Nigerian dream?
Gamine (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #5 on: June 27, 2008, 06:10 PM »

Seriously dudes,

I said Nigerian Dream, not  Fantasy
something positive and attainable, not some over the top vision
Mustay (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #6 on: June 27, 2008, 06:14 PM »

Vision 2020!


I am afraid it might end up like No more Up Nepa in year 2000 projects
asamuel
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #7 on: June 27, 2008, 08:54 PM »

The nigerian dream is to have as much money as possible and live in total luxury by doing as little work as possible.
Angry
manmustwac (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #8 on: June 28, 2008, 12:27 AM »

Quote from: asamuel on June 27, 2008, 08:54 PM
The nigerian dream is to have as much money as possible and live in total luxury by doing as little work as possible.
 Angry
Yes oh thats the reason why many people checkout so they can work and make it big abroad then come back to nija to live the nigerian dream
khai_khai (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #9 on: June 28, 2008, 10:48 AM »

Nigerian dream is more like rake up plenty plenty moni to establish a mini town of your own.
build yourself  a palace
Your own electricity generating plant.
Drill a borehole.
tar the road from your gate to garage.
build a 20ft high concrete fence.
get a gateman, or some huge dogs, or both
Get an SUV/or SUVs
Pay exhorbitant amounts of money for other services you can't build in you little city, like internet, phone, TV etc.
Gamine (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #10 on: June 30, 2008, 06:55 PM »

I went for a party on saturday and my only thot when i entered the house was,
these people must be livong the Nigerian dream

with a big house, swimming pool, large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere
like ten very expensive cars parked
meeeeeeen!!!
stannesi (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #11 on: June 30, 2008, 10:36 PM »

Nigerian dream, Huh

only if u wish to be Yahoo Yahoo boy/girl, Oil-theft, Political-thief etc and hav does luxury,  of a true,  Nigerian.  Tongue

I'm sorry to say dere is no dream,  4 now,  lets hope by 2020. we will hav one. Grin
shuppie (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #12 on: July 01, 2008, 09:20 PM »

living the NAIJA dream are ,

BABASUWE
ALUWE
AJIREBI
OMOLADUN KEKENLEWU
GODOGBO
PAPA AJASCO
PA JAMES
BABA LATIN
BABA IJESHA  and so on,  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
stannesi (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #13 on: July 01, 2008, 11:28 PM »

 Wink ha ha

u forgot d most important one "BABA IJEBU"  Grin
Dis Guy
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #14 on: July 02, 2008, 06:31 PM »

Quote from: Gamine on June 30, 2008, 06:55 PM
I went for a party on saturday and my only thot when i entered the house was,
these people must be livong the Nigerian dream

with a big house, swimming pool, large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere
like ten very expensive cars parked
meeeeeeen!!!

more like a house dream, you can't exactly count the inside on one's house

my naija dream will start when we have 24hrs electricity!
talk2ahmed (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #15 on: July 03, 2008, 03:40 AM »

Dis Guy i feel you
but y are u imitating me by staying this late on nairaland, som people no dey sleep sef
shuppie (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #16 on: July 03, 2008, 12:37 PM »

Quote from: stannesi on July 01, 2008, 11:28 PM
Wink ha ha

u forgot d most important one "BABA IJEBU" Grin


baba sala is the most important,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Gamine (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #17 on: July 03, 2008, 06:45 PM »

You people are not serious se. Grin

As if i knew, Nigerians wey no get dream, how we go move forwrd.



shuppie (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #18 on: July 03, 2008, 08:21 PM »

ahn ahn! what is wrong with them baba suwe and co now, re they not living the naija dream ni, ? Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
stannesi (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #19 on: July 03, 2008, 11:03 PM »

@Gamine, 
So wats d Nigerian Dream,,

Dis is your dream not d nigerian dream,  ooo

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with a big house, swimming pool, large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere
like ten very expensive cars parked
Gamine (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #20 on: July 04, 2008, 10:36 AM »

It is not my dream either, but it wont be bad to have Smiley
kufreabasi (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #21 on: July 04, 2008, 04:04 PM »

Nigerian dream is for the politician to sale out nigeria pata pata.
so you becareful
oyb (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #22 on: July 04, 2008, 07:31 PM »

Life, liberty and the pursuit of quick money
manmustwac (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #23 on: July 04, 2008, 09:54 PM »

My dream is too hit 1 billion naira through yahooze then build my mansion with swimming pool sattelite dish in nigeria then woo and marry gamine  Grin
stannesi (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #24 on: July 04, 2008, 10:21 PM »

lol,  correct man,  u get big dream, ooo,  he be like say na Gamine,  dream too ,  Grin Grin Grin enjoy your honeymoon at your billion naira mansion,  but no forget to add a "large gardens and lawns, servants evrywhere, like ten very expensive cars parked" so it will suit gamine ,  ooooo  Tongue

manmustwac (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #25 on: July 04, 2008, 10:38 PM »

@stannesi
well i get plan A and I get plan plan B if plan A no work and i no hit 1 billion naira through yahooze then build my mansion with swimming pool sattelite dish in nigeria

Then plan B is too still hit 1 billion naira build my mansion with  pool servants sattelite dish etc and marry Gamine i know plan B will never fail because it will happen when am fast asleep in my Nigerian Dream  Grin Grin Grin
Esss (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #26 on: July 04, 2008, 10:42 PM »

The Nigerian Dream??

Wow!! It's as simple as ABC.

First and foremost to stack paper enough to travel Overseas.
stannesi (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #27 on: July 04, 2008, 11:14 PM »

@manmustwac
Dat your name sef,  na confirm, i bet that na your number one priority, so Gamine take not, man must wack before anytin,  so feed your dream husband wella before anytin,  else,  u see say d guy get Plans. its your change of havin plenty servnats ,  lol lol hahaha  Grin Grin Cheesy Grin Grin Tongue
Gamine (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #28 on: July 05, 2008, 01:25 AM »

Wonderful!

If Man must wack,

Woman must wack better!

Mr Manmustwac, don't worry im waiting for you. Cheesy Wink Cheesy
Mesmerize (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #29 on: July 05, 2008, 01:48 AM »

Nigerian dream. .
Gamine (f)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #30 on: July 05, 2008, 01:58 AM »

Omo u go wonder tire.

We no get dream ooh!

People just dey yap yap in politics section

nothing dey happun.

God help us! Embarrassed
EXPONENT (m)
Re: What Is The Nigerian Dream
« #31 on: July 05, 2008, 02:47 AM »

A GREEN CARD

or

A student Visa and turn it into an  illegal alien status.
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