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Kliplemet (m)
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Seriously she said I AM IN LOVE WITH AKON, I then looked at her surprised and she started laughing and saying she was joking, but I could tell it was not a joke.
If Akon thinks he can steal my woman's heart he will have to face me. I want to challenge him to a duel
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onyinye2 (f)
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oka there is no need to fret. every woman has her celebrity that she is completely in love with.
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Kliplemet (m)
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oka there is no need to fret. every woman has her celebrity that she is completely in love with.
that's totally ok, but I will have to fight him |
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onyinye2 (f)
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good luck with that. her love for him is fickle just like every woman's. so even if you manage to "duel" him, she probably had already moved on to next crush.
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Kliplemet (m)
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good luck with that. her love for him is fickle just like every woman's. so even if you manage to "duel" him, she probably had already moved on to next crush.
I'm willing to FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT AND DESTRUCT THE WORLD if that's what it takes |
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onyinye2 (f)
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oka man you need to chill for a sec. if you do "duel" him you might lose your girl. i know if my man tried to fight my fav celebrity then yeah im dumping him for sure.
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Kliplemet (m)
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oka man you need to chill for a sec. if you do "duel" him you might lose your girl. i know if my man tried to fight my fav celebrity then yeah im dumping him for sure.
No way because I said once if she had another man I would have to fight him and she said "REALLY? I LIKE DAT, TWO MEN FIGHTING FOR ME" |
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onyinye2 (f)
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in theory that sounds nice but in reality it is not cute at all. especially if it is a celebrity. a real man uses his words to fight not his fists.
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Kliplemet (m)
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in theory that sounds nice but in reality it is not cute at all. especially if it is a celebrity. a real man uses his words to fight not his fists.
Ah real man fights like a man, what would you know since you are a woman |
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onyinye2 (f)
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yeah i am a woman and as a woman i know if i see two dudes fighting over one broad the first thing im goin to do is laugh. then go home and tell my friends that i just saw to punks fighting for no dog gone reason.
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Kliplemet (m)
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yeah i am a woman and as a woman i know if i see two dudes fighting over one broad the first thing im goin to do is laugh. then go home and tell my friends that i just saw to punks fighting for no dog gone reason.
ABEG go back to your kitchen woman |
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onyinye2 (f)
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oh you are a real man now. do you feel better?? oka don't get upset when you know it is the truth. fighting over her soon to be over crush is real childdish. it shows you are not secure with you man hood and feel you need to prove it all the time.
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Kliplemet (m)
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oh you are a real man now. do you feel better?? oka don't get upset when you know it is the truth. fighting over her soon to be over crush is real childdish. it shows you are not secure with you man hood and feel you need to prove it all the time.
I saw this coming a mile away. Short answer :YES |
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onyinye2 (f)
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you need to do some soul searching a figure out why you are so upset over your girlfriend crushing on a celeb that she will never meet.
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Kliplemet (m)
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you need to do some soul searching a figure out why you are so upset over your girlfriend crushing on a celeb that she will never meet.
i sold it to the devil sooo |
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onyinye2 (f)
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oka then. do some mind searching then. unless you sold that to the easter bunny
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onyinye2 (f)
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i sold it to the devil sooo
are you serious?? |
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Kliplemet (m)
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are you serious??
I got 80 euro out of it |
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onyinye2 (f)
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I got 80 euro out of it
yeah so your eternal soul is only worth 80 euro for you?? |
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studio43 (m)
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@poster , how e take concern us for nland?  u see, thats why i don't near this section at all. people only come here only to seek for an advice to a stupid question  na person sey make u no be star?  |
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Sagamite (m)
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Kliplemet, Please don't crack my ribs. I am dying of laughter here, you are a proper nutcase. |
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gabrywyl (f)
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Haha! This is a funny thread. You sure you want to fight AKON? I don't think the dude even knows your girlfriend exist to begin with. HAHA! And also its not wrong for your girlfriend to like a celebroity.
Like me, I love Mike Shinoda from Linkin Park so its just like admiring his talent, his spirit, his music. . . Doesn't mean that I really love him as in Marry me and stuff like that so don't make it a big deal. Same goes for your girlfriend's perception on AKON
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Kliplemet (m)
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Haha! This is a funny thread. You sure you want to fight AKON?
Yeh I'm going to headbut his schmuck face in  |
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noetic (m)
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Yeh I'm going to headbut his schmuck face in and where would u c him? |
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Kliplemet (m)
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and where would u c him?
At a concert |
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UNLEASHED (m)
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Be like say Akon don vex you before, because I don't think your girl's love for Akon have something serious to do with your relationship.
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iice (f)
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Guns or swords? When? Where?
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gabrywyl (f)
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Ok, I know you're just playing around cause you have nothing else better to do. Anyways, if you REALLY happen to screw AKON, wish you luck Still I wonder, you have so many girlfriend's, one likes AKON, you can always go for the other girlfriend's of yours?   |
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TCUBE (m)
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u are an asshol
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Kliplemet (m)
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Guns or swords? When? Where?
Swords! When and where I don't know because I haven't figured out how to get into contact with him and all the legal issues that come with a duel |
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uchetobi (f)
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This should be moved to the jokes section
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naijababe2 (f)
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That happened to me too. I told my guy that i like omarion, he told me he likes kelly rowland. Wats the big deal?
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