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Migines (m)
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Tequila
« on: June 28, 2008, 07:39 PM » |
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Boyfriend and girlfriend go into a restaurant and
sit down in a booth. There is a man sitting at
the bar, checking the woman out, up and down.
As the boyfriend gets up to go to the bathroom,
the man walks over the the girlfriend, sits down
right across from her and looks her right in the
eyes. Without blinking he says, "I want to suck
your nipples raw, and fill your pussy up with
Tequila, and sip it out with a straw." Needless
to say, the woman is appaulled. The man notices
the boyfriend coming back so he returns to his
bar stool.
As the boyfriend sits down, his girlfriend tells
him frantically, "that man at the bar said he
wanted to suck my nipples raw." Well the
boyfriend gets pissed and stands up like he's
getting ready to beat the shit out of this guy.
"Hold on honey, there's more," the girlfriend
says.
"What is it?!" the boyfriend asks.
His girlfriend says, "He also said he wanted to
fill my pussy up with Tequila and sip it out with
a straw." Her boyfriend then sits back down in
his seat.
Angrily, his girlfriend says, "Well aren't you
going to do anything?!?!?!"
Her boyfriend replies, "Honey, I'm not messing
with any man who can drink that much Tequila."
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cescky (m)
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hahahahahahahhahahhaha hehehehehehehehehheehehehhehehe ohohohhohohohhohohoohhh she a hohohohohohohoho  |
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SAM MILLA (m)
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nice one mig
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dreday (m)
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totally off the hoook.
damn good one
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mohawkchic (f)
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~awesome  ~ |
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ituen (m)
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clap for yourself migines
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Jeovy (m)
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AHAHAHAHAH,see intimidation
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clemcykul
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@post lol  @jeovy na the rats wey dey your room dey intimidate u? jaymob u dey hear this guy so? |
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Jeovy (m)
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jaymobb get ear?
@olulu
You rotten sha.
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olulu
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Nah jeovy boy, not rotten just too expressive, and loving it |
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folly69 (m)
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cool joke |
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ben~jay (m)
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Ona no bother ask where Prof. MIGS just surface from ?
Abi Clem don free you from your house arrest ?
Longest time dude.
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clemcykul
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ben u be amebo o hi sweetie  for the last time folly go and pay your rent haba! |
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ben~jay (m)
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You mean his monthly rent @ YABA left  |
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clemcykul
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na since last year rent he still dey o, i don beg the landlrd tire.
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ben~jay (m)
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@folly Now thats very bad.
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clemcykul
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even the woman wey get kiosk in front of hin house, he don finish her shop with credit
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Jeovy (m)
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begger, come help me beg my landlord too
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ben~jay (m)
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@Jeovy Slow down brother , No carry am enter quarrel.
@All Remeber anything for a good laugh. No quarrels.
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Jeovy (m)
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ben,u dey slow me down on whose behalf?
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ben~jay (m)
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For the love of beer |
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clemcykul
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beer i love it
folly i repeat go and pay your rents!
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Nautillus (m)
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Pretty good . . .had me laughin 4 a while there . . ,
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