What A Sweet Life.

 IAM NOT FUUNY BY NATURE BUT I HOPE YOU ALL WILL LIKE THIS POST, IT IS MY FIRST POST HERE.



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[b]MOTIVATIOAL SPE[/b]ACH

*MONEY IS NOT EVERYTHING,THERE IS MASTERCARD AND VISA

*CHILDREN IN BACK SEAT CAUSE ACCIDENT,ACCIDENT IN BACKSEAT CAUSE CHILDREN

*THE MORE YOU LEARN, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU KNOW, THE MORE YOU FORGET, THE MORE YOU

FORGET THE LESS YOU KNOW, SO WHY LEARN  IN THE FIRST PLACE

*SAVE WATER,SHOWER WITH YOUR GIRL FRIENDS

*BEHIND EVERY SUCCESSFUL MAN THEREIS A WOMAN,BEHIND EVERY UNSUCCESSFUL MAN THERE ARE TWO

*LOVE THY NIGHBOUR BUT don't GET CAUGHT.








HE AND SHE[b][/b]
*HE ======HI! I DIDN"T WE GO ON A DATE ONCE? OR WAS IT TWICE

*SHE----------MUST BE ONCE,I NEVER MAKE A MISTAKE TWICE

*HE------------MAY I HAVE THEPLEASURE OR THE MISIC?

*SHE ----------NO,I WOULD LIKE THE PLEASURE TOO.

*HE-------------HOW DID YOU GET SO BEAUTIFUL?

*sHE -------------MAY BE  I WAS GIVEN YOUR SHARE

*HE---------------GO ON don't BE SHY ASK ME OUT

*SHE-------------OKAY, GET OUT

*HE---------------WHAT WOULD YOU SAY IF I ASKED YOU TO MARRY ME?


*SHE-------------NOTHING,because I CAN NOT LAGH AND TALK AT THE SAME TIME.


*HE--------------PLEASE MAY I HAVEYOUR NAME.


*SHE-------------WHY? don't YOU HAVE ANY??

yeah,its ok.but it kills me to say that i've seen the second joke before,here on NL

  lady bam, thank you very much please come up with one,