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Emperoh (m)
Fa$t $ex
« on: July 01, 2008, 12:29 PM »

Johnny wanted to have sex  with a girl in his office,  but she belonged
to someone  else,

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he  went up to her and said "I'll
give you a $100 if you let me  have sex with you, " but the girl said "NO."
Johnny said "I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the  floor,
you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it  up."


She thought for a moment and said that she would have to  consult her
boyfriend,  so she called her boyfriend and  told him the story.

Her boyfriend  says ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, he won't
even be able to get his pants down.
She  agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by and the
boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after  45 minutes the
boyfriend calls and asks what happened,

She said "The bastard used coins!"



     



clemcykul
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #1 on: July 01, 2008, 02:32 PM »

empheroh why is that u love posting the same joke any time u post?

where have u been? miss u somehow Grin
Jeovy (m)
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #2 on: July 01, 2008, 02:35 PM »

Very Stale
Emperoh (m)
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #3 on: July 01, 2008, 03:52 PM »

CLEMCYKUL
My work can be somewhat tedious
Good to know a 'fine babe' like you miss me.
Well just needed a lunch pad to come back in here
I am seeing a lot of new faces. Can u ask Mukina to give me the details of all these intruders into Kuvuki
Before i sack her Grin
clemcykul
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #4 on: July 01, 2008, 04:44 PM »

i will do that for u Wink Kiss Kiss Kiss Lips sealed Shocked
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #5 on: July 01, 2008, 05:49 PM »

Shocked~  I like  Grin~
clemcykul
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #6 on: July 02, 2008, 09:42 AM »

heyy emphie, good morn, how was your night?
Emperoh (m)
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #7 on: July 02, 2008, 03:04 PM »

Hey dearie
It was cool. And urs? I hope the water bed i bought was caressing enough
I just hope u didn't c,

Any results on the assignments i gave you?
Waiting to know how all these infidels got into Kuvukiland
Just because i went on AWOL
J UNIT (m)
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #8 on: July 02, 2008, 03:14 PM »

Quote from: clemcykul on July 01, 2008, 02:32 PM
empheroh why is that u love posting the same joke any time u post?

where have u been? miss u somehow Grin
u a man

Quote from: Emperoh on July 01, 2008, 03:52 PM
CLEMCYKUL
My work can be somewhat tedious
Good to know a 'fine babe' like you miss me.
 Well just needed a lunch pad to come back in here
I am seeing a lot of new faces. Can u ask Mukina to give me the details of all these intruders into Kuvuki
Before i sack her Grin
u also a man

Quote from: clemcykul on July 01, 2008, 04:44 PM
i will do that for u Wink Kiss Kiss Kiss Lips sealed Shocked

BUNCH OF FAGS
clemcykul
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #9 on: July 02, 2008, 04:13 PM »

plus u making the bunch tyte
tufe (m)
Re: Fa$t $ex
« #10 on: July 02, 2008, 05:22 PM »

men newbies don plenty for here die. . . good, very good. hope there are now more chics in kuvuki? the chief would be back pretty soon Cheesy

clem u know every na Wink
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