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Kliplemet (m)
God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« on: July 01, 2008, 09:11 PM »

It's only a matter of time untill she discovers all my internet activities  Lips sealed
beauteous (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #1 on: July 01, 2008, 09:14 PM »

Lmao. . .
i pray she learns fast!
noetic (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #2 on: July 01, 2008, 09:14 PM »

Quote from: beauteous on July 01, 2008, 09:14 PM
Lmao. . .
i pray she learns fast!
amen. . . .  Grin Grin

Sisikill
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #3 on: July 01, 2008, 09:20 PM »

rotflmaopimp.
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #4 on: July 01, 2008, 09:36 PM »

So far it's all terribly romantic. We're sending sweety lovy emails at eachother  Grin
ibkaye (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #5 on: July 01, 2008, 09:38 PM »

 Undecided :-x
kokoye (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #6 on: July 01, 2008, 09:42 PM »

What are you really scared of : your girl discovering your activities , or your girl discovering herself on the Internet?.  She might read more of Oprah or realise she is bi-sexual. These should be your worst fears.

 In the latter case, all you need is a bigger bed.

 MAN UP!!

Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #7 on: July 01, 2008, 10:30 PM »

Quote from: kokoye on July 01, 2008, 09:42 PM
What are you really scared of : your girl discovering your activities , or your girl discovering herself on the Internet?.  She might read more of Oprah or realise she is bi-sexual. These should be your worst fears.

 In the latter case, all you need is a bigger bed.

 MAN UP!!


When she starts to discover oprah I'll need a bigger bed fosho  Grin Lips sealed

But yes, what if she discovers herself and starts whoring around on myspace nairaland facebook and the like  Undecided

kokoye (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #8 on: July 01, 2008, 10:37 PM »

Am sorry o Embarrassed

But then, let's brainstrom together and think outside the box for once, there might be some good in it Grin

because, really, there's nothing you can do except you want to go n lock her up in some dead mountain beside ikogosi-ekiti.

Seriously though, think positive and hope for the best.
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #9 on: July 02, 2008, 03:11 PM »

Isn't it too sweet  Grin
lonelypal (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #10 on: July 02, 2008, 03:15 PM »

 Undecided
Busta (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #11 on: July 02, 2008, 03:28 PM »

Like I always say it and you people think that I am mean towards this guy.

Maybe y'all will see it in big red letters too.

This guy is SICK !!
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #12 on: July 02, 2008, 03:30 PM »

Quote from: Busta on July 02, 2008, 03:28 PM

This guy is SLICK !!
Busta I told you before, I'm taken  Wink
kokoye (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #13 on: July 02, 2008, 07:23 PM »


Quote
This guy is SLICK !!

barawo

lol
Mesmerize (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #14 on: July 02, 2008, 07:34 PM »

Is your girlfriend living in a cave or what?
She's just learning? UK no get computer class for elementary et middle school?
WooooooooooW!
Mesmerize (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #15 on: July 02, 2008, 07:36 PM »

Whoever believe this is even more idiotic than the OP. . Kliplemet, keep emailing yourself. . ok? Wink
ribadulora (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #16 on: July 02, 2008, 07:52 PM »

@beauteaous
Quote
Lmao. . .
i pray she learns fast!

yea i have the same idea with u,, Wink

@mesmerize
Quote
Is your girlfriend living in a cave or what?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

yea girl u re exactly RIGHT!!!

Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #17 on: July 02, 2008, 08:25 PM »

Quote from: Mesmerize on July 02, 2008, 07:36 PM
Whoever believe this is even more idiotic than the OP. . Kliplemet, keep emailing yourself. . ok? Wink
Strong paranoia in this one^^^^ Huh
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #18 on: July 02, 2008, 08:27 PM »

Quote from: Mesmerize on July 02, 2008, 07:34 PM
Is your girlfriend living in a cave or what?
She's just learning? UK no get computer class for elementary et middle school?
WooooooooooW!
She grew up in Nigeria or Ghana, I can never understand her explanation and it seems to be too sensitive to ask over and over questions about. Anyway her father is Nigerian and her mother Ghanaian.

She kind of failed school and quit early there if I understand correctly.

Then she came here and just sticked with lyca cards, OBE and BEN tv, no need for computers
Uche2nna (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #19 on: July 02, 2008, 08:32 PM »


LOL @ Klipelmet


The choice of this guy's topics always cracks me up  Grin Grin Grin Grin


Radiant (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #20 on: July 02, 2008, 08:35 PM »

Klip, is  it the 150 euro hair, slut?  Grin
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #21 on: July 02, 2008, 08:47 PM »

Quote from: Radiant on July 02, 2008, 08:35 PM
Klip, is  it the 150 euro hair, slut?  Grin
Her hair is generally 200 euro fyi, but recently I talked some sense into her and she downgraded to 80 euro hair.

SLUT HOE BITCH CUNT . . . are all empty words the frustrated one uses to say woman/girl
Radiant (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #22 on: July 02, 2008, 09:06 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on July 02, 2008, 08:47 PM
Her hair is generally 200 euro fyi, but recently I talked some sense into her and she downgraded to 80 euro hair.

SLUT HOE BITCH CUNT . . . are all empty words the frustrated one uses to say woman/girl

I see. My bad. . . you introduced her to US as a prostitute and last I checked, slut and prostitute meant the same  thing Grin
ribadulora (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #23 on: July 02, 2008, 09:40 PM »

@kliplemet
Quote
Her hair is generally 200 euro fyi, but recently I talked some sense into her and she downgraded to 80 euro hair.

SLUT HOE BITCH CUNT . . . are all empty words the frustrated one uses to say woman/girl

GOOOOD ANSWER!!!
bballchick (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #24 on: July 02, 2008, 10:30 PM »

bullshit, so wot if shes learning to use a computer and internet, boohoo
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #25 on: July 02, 2008, 11:49 PM »

Quote from: Radiant on July 02, 2008, 09:06 PM
I see. My bad. . . you introduced her to US as a prostitute and last I checked, slut and prostitute meant the same  thing Grin
Well you're mixing up the prostitute I'm dating with my girlfriend. My girlfriend is a traditional Nigerian clothes tailor
Riskie (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #26 on: July 02, 2008, 11:54 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on July 02, 2008, 11:49 PM
Well you're mixing up the prostitute I'm dating with my girlfriend. My girlfriend is a traditional Nigerian clothes tailor

Have you ever seen her sewing machine or other tailoring paraphernalia?   Tongue Grin
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #27 on: July 03, 2008, 12:10 AM »

Quote from: Riskie on July 02, 2008, 11:54 PM
Have you ever seen her sewing machine or other tailoring paraphernalia?   Tongue Grin
yap
Radiant (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #28 on: July 03, 2008, 12:42 PM »

Quote from: Kliplemet on July 02, 2008, 11:49 PM
Well you're mixing up the prostitute I'm dating with my girlfriend. My girlfriend is a traditional Nigerian clothes tailor

You said it!! You're dynamic, Klip  Grin Grin Grin
Kliplemet (m)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #29 on: July 03, 2008, 12:47 PM »

Quote from: Radiant on July 03, 2008, 12:42 PM
You said it!! You're dynamic, Klip  Grin Grin Grin
Grin
francessby (f)
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #30 on: July 03, 2008, 02:09 PM »

you are in hot soup, more grease to her elbow so that she you catch you soon
seunthomas
Re: God Help Me! My Girlfriend Is Learing How To Use Computers And Internet!
« #31 on: July 04, 2008, 02:13 PM »

Its a Nice thing Guy,  At least she can start are own snooping like u,
Maybe i might meet her online sometime. Cool
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