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Olumide7 (m)
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Here's mine.
Oops my thing (my man) don lost o!!
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diddy4 (m)
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so your woman no lost na only your man lost. hmm
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Shagari2 (m)
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Here's mine.
Oops my thing (my man) don lost o!!
the funniest thing you should say to her is that you live in Lagos Canada and South Africa, now that'll crack her up big time, what are you, omnipresent, the holy ghost, what?? |
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Olumide7 (m)
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@Shagari I don't live in the 3 places. I'm a Lagosian, Operate between Canada and South Africa. Actually, why am I explaining this to you   |
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shayne
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i guess " i love you " shud be d funniest thing to say
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tru_mic (m)
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the funiest thing to say is, "u aint even tight"  |
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emmeno (m)
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Can i left my stuff in your mouth while i sleep?
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Efani (m)
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get out of my house bitch!!
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taylor (m)
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you guys are beginning to make dis website boring if dis is a joke page why do you have so many dry things showin up pls d person dat said can i left ma stuff in your mouth dont you know dat is a gun shot anyway d funniest thing would be did u finally cum
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PLAY-BOY (m)
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'I dont Feel like Leavin' with ma d*ck, can u help me to keep it wit U' til i'm in need of it' ?
*If she didnt laugh or smile know that U avent satisfy Her*
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diddy4 (m)
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so ummmm, did u later cum. i was busy with my di*k to check if u did.
if u didnt, u can borrow my ding for d day i will come back for it at night.
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coolemmy (m)
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the funniest thing to say is that u are not sweet enough
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coolemmy (m)
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or u tell, pls can we exchange?
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2fine4u (f)
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i think the condom broke!!!
oh my ex girlfriend had STD!!!
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Phiniter (m)
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Tell her that you want your c*m back
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clemcykul
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wel i think the best thing to say 2 your man is that his armpit stinks, his mouth smells like ammonia there are lice on his privates he's got da eyes of a thieve his hair is like george bush and the funniest his privates is limp!!!!!! how about thaat efani,emmeno and tru mic hav u guys a wnderful week filed wid the stress of diggn in holes, |
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Phiniter (m)
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wel i think the best thing to say 2 your man is that
his armpit stinks,
his mouth smells like ammonia
there are lice on his privates
he's got da eyes of a thieve
his hair is like george bush
and the funniest his privates is limp!!!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D how about thaat efani,emmeno and tru mic ;D ;D ;D ;D
hav u guys a wnderful week filed wid the stress of diggn in holes,
If the guy really did all that why in the firxt place did you alow im in? ??? ??? |
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brownsilk (f)
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the funniest thing to say to a girl after sex is " your pubic hair is too bushy, when last did u get a shave cos it took me a while to actually find where the hole is. |
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gilgee (m)
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guess its " gurl your female orifice needs a disinfectant cuz d odour fit kill nd am sure its a haven for all sorts of pests nd weeds".
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gilgee (m)
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guess its " girl your female orifice needs a disinfectant because d odour fit kill nd am sure its a haven for all sorts of pests nd weed".
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Everbright (f)
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hiss >:(es
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brownsilk (f)
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guy: girl u are so, damn!
babe: (chuckling) oh dear, how do u mean?
guy: u should replace the bitch in scary movie, u know the girl with the bushy female orifice
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yewa-man (m)
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one for the road!  |
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A-40 (m)
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Too much hair in your cha-cha girl shave it off
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clemcykul
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PPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSS STOP DIS NONSENSE NOWW!!
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