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Mesmerize (f)
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i have always been a fan of shakespeare  but sometimes i think I'm the reincarnation of Aphrodite. but hey that is just me. hmmmm, aphrodite? hot!! Shakespeare, boring!! His novels can put one to sleep! Good think you didn't say Athena |
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Mesmerize (f)
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like seriously no be small call am na. . is he not your bootycall?  Hmm, I think he's still angry at me for sth. . what is it?  |
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Pataki
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You are a super-twat!!!! Whats hot about a 6ft babe with bloated balls and 2 inch winkie??  I think u need to get laid, you are veering off the tangent. Pataki, will u please shag Funmi for the sake of SANITY on Nairaland??Her appetite is HUGE so u might need some few ecstasy tablets.  I think duty calls for you tonight. Finish this girl off and add her to the score board. My hands are full with another female nairalander to score tonight.  I thought you said i am a lesbo; Why Pataki? Is he a lesbo specialist? Leave Patabobo alone jare unless you are inviting him over to help you "bake cookies" tonight,
You really need a SCREW!!!!!!!!! Your lez partners aint trying for you at all. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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Please, you are too masculine for me.
I want to touch smooth skin and not hairy n bumpy skin like yours
Le Chac prefers soft skin and not the muscles u pack in your nether region Smooth skin is relative, some dudes have smooth skin too, so what do you mean? |
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onyinye2 (f)
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hmmmm, aphrodite? hot!!
Shakespeare, boring!! His novels can put one to sleep!
Good think you didn't say Athena
shakespeare is only boring when you don't understand what he is saying. but when you do, they way he describes love and romance makes you think that love can conquer all. Athena, now that is little too much, even for me. but yeah i have always been a romantic person. but it seems to get me in trouble sometimes. |
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Hannibal
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Smooth skin is relative, some dudes have smooth skin too, so what do you mean?
Don't be a tard!!! I mean a lovely female with no XXY chromosomes like u. No hairy chest, no muscles in the nether region, full-figure 8 with island spice to spark me appetite. Islander, where u @?? |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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LOL, Girl wake up and smell the coffee, Why you think I have barred some and dumped the others from my space? Welcome to the WWN( wonderful world of Nairaland), They will come on your YIM and say all manner of evil about their e-buddies, then log in the next day to see them exchanging smileys.That's why I will continue to expose them, Olodos, Their tongues are like serpents, Only God knows what they do with their bottom tongues as well, Anyways, I am happy you are observing ma dear, HEhehehehehe, @RHC, I stand by my word, Jackal is 101% homophobic. |
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Mesmerize (f)
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shakespeare is only boring when you don't understand what he is saying. but when you do, they way he describes love and romance makes you think that love can conquer all. Athena, now that is little too much, even for me. but yeah i have always been a romantic person. but it seems to get me in trouble sometimes.
Abeg, I'm forced to understand shakespeare, but if I dnt, that's why I got Sparknotes Love romance, yada yada yada. . seriously,who cares nowadays. . trouble? |
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j-girl (f)
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LOL, Girl wake up and smell the coffee, Why you think I have barred some and dumped the others from my space? Welcome to the WWN( wonderful world of Nairaland), They will come on your YIM and say all manner of evil about their e-buddies, then log in the next day to see them exchanging smileys.That's why I will continue to expose them, Olodos, Their tongues are like serpents, Only God knows what they do with their bottom tongues as well,
Anyways, I am happy you are observing ma dear, HEhehehehehe,
Lmaoooooo! I'm still a new learner. You don't even know how much this surprises me. It's all good girl. Let them continue, they will always run back no matter what. They say so many things then do another. It is so easy to be straightforward, why take the crooked path out? Anyway, about the topic - you know the celebrity I wouldn't touch with a 100ft pole? Steve Carrell. For some reason, 40-year old virgin distorted the image i have of him in my mind. I can't watch any movie without remembering it. And to think that I didn't even watch the stupid movie of 40 year old virgin. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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I mean a lovely female with no XXY chromosomes like u i don tell you before say even if i get xxy, yours is xy+some chromosome from a crossed donkey. |
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onyinye2 (f)
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Abeg, I'm forced to understand shakespeare, but if I dnt, that's why I got Sparknotes Love romance, yada yada yada. . seriously,who cares nowadays. . trouble? i care a great deal. with is a life without love?? what is love with out romance?? i feel they both keep life worth living for. there is a feeling you get when you see that special someone you love. to me it is like I'm flying up high and never fear the possibility of falling down. but hey it is just me. |
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Hannibal
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i don tell you before say even if i get xxy, yours is xy+some chromosome from a crossed donkey.
You are twisted. I am not replying u again until PATAKI shags you till your nose bleeds. |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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Don't be a tard!!! I mean a lovely female with no XXY chromosomes like u. No hairy chest, no muscles in the nether region, full-figure 8 with island spice to spark me appetite. Islander, where u @?? Eerhmmmmmm, She is snorkling in Mustique, but if you wish I can pass the info, on.( mind you make peeps start hyperventilating now) .I am her twin sister  . Lmaoooooo! I'm still a new learner. You don't even know how much this surprises me. It's all good girl. Let them continue, they will always run back no matter what. They say so many things then do another. It is so easy to be straightforward, why take the crooked path out?
Yes ma dear, ONLY time will tell, Maybe they somehow think this is hurting anyone, Well the truth is, it just goes to show their character, And I can't be bothered sha, |
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j-girl (f)
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Yes ma dear, ONLY time will tell, Maybe they somehow think this is hurting anyone, Well the truth is, it just goes to show their character, And I can't be bothered sha,
lol - neither can i. No one can kill me before my time. I don't fraternize well with snakes. I'm contemplating do i sign off NL for the night or do i just desert this thread. . . . . . . |
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Pataki
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You are twisted. I am not replying u again until PATAKI shags you till your nose bleeds. I am not a free donor. She has humbly requested for your free shagging. STEP UP to the game and your thang bruva. I cannot touch Funmi with any manner of feet of pole.  |
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Hannibal
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I am not a free donor. She has humbly requested for your free shagging. STEP UP to the game and your thang bruva. I cannot touch Funmi with any manner of feet of pole. I hope u understand the consequences of your action.  Rejecting this offer means Hotfunmi will continue with her acute insanity . . . . . Creating lewd topics and kissing females all over the place. You shall be held accountable for her frivolous n lascivious actions if u decline this request. Make a decision now. Bone this babe raw till she dislocates her pelvic bone and your name shall be written in the Nairaland hall of fame. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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I cannot touch Funmi with any manner of feet of pole Nairaland gays on parade. Instead of him to write " i cannot touch a woman with any manner of feet of pole", he's hiding under Funmi to shout "I am so gay" faintly. |
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Mesmerize (f)
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i care a great deal. with is a life without love?? what is love with out romance?? i feel they both keep life worth living for. there is a feeling you get when you see that special someone you love. to me it is like I'm flying up high and never fear the possibility of falling down. but hey it is just me.
Hmmmm, madam, you're making sense. I can learn from you. . |
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RedHotChic (f)
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You shall be held accountable for her friviolous n lacivious actions if u decline this request.
Make a decision now.
Bone this babe raw till she dislocates her pelvic bone and your name shall be written in the Nairaland hall of fame. lacivious??  lascivious? friviolous? ?? frivolous??? |
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j-girl (f)
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Sweetie, Let's stay. Funny how you can learn so much by hanging around her, I will soon pen my best seller, Thanks to Nairalanders,
Lol - Memoirs of NL will be hilarious. I can't wait for it. |
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Hannibal
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Keep clutching at straws!!! Don't worry. . . . . You are about to feel like a woman again after 10 years. |
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onyinye2 (f)
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Hmmmm, madam, you're making sense.
I can learn from you. .
I'm not sure if i would make a good teacher but I'm just speaking from the heart i guess. even though alot of people say that live in this "fantasy" world of romance, i really don't care what they say. i feel romance and love is out there and waiting for us to be captivated by it. |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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Lol - Memoirs of Nairaland will be hilarious. I can't wait for it.
Get your glasses out and coffee too, You will be doing a lot of "proof-reading" dear, |
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RedHotChic (f)
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So gays and even Ex-gays are like lepers in that nobody will like to associate with them anymore? Does that mean that ex-gays should remain celibate because of their past sins or should they look for another opposite ex-gay to hook up with? At least am sure Ms Mesmerize & co will not even hear them out before kicking them to the basket of history. Is forgiveness and acceptance not part of the commandments given to us by Christ?
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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RedHotChic, Topic aside, but you crack me up, , |
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onyinye2 (f)
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@RHC
the problem with dating someone who has had a homosexual experience is that thought in the back of your head that makes you think if he could go back to his old ways. i mean really think about it. there are some pasts that are hard to forget no matter how hard you try. but I'm not saying you should associate with people like that but i just wouldnt take it to the level of dating.
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Mesmerize (f)
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I'm not sure if i would make a good teacher but I'm just speaking from the heart i guess. even though alot of people say that live in this "fantasy" world of romance, i really don't care what they say. i feel romance and love is out there and waiting for us to be captivated by it. Keep that spirit o jare. . Not everyone can be pleased, as long as you are enjoying the ride, wave them goodbye |
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