Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore

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kufreabasi (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #32 on: July 03, 2008, 03:58 PM »

ebabababababa Huh Lips sealed Shocked
mekk (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #33 on: July 03, 2008, 04:41 PM »

couldn't stand the test of time because its evil,
dailydolla4u (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #34 on: July 03, 2008, 04:55 PM »

@kufre go 2 Ika in Anang of Akwa.ibom and tell them that juju no da work 4 nija again. U go see Watin go happen. Juju still get power wel wel. Da only thing be say fake babalawo don planty pass da real one 419 don take over juju.
dailydolla4u (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #35 on: July 03, 2008, 05:07 PM »

The truth is that not only Africa or nigeria that believe in juju even the white like Indian, British even American do. The truth about juju is that, its only work 4 those that believe in it.
dailydolla4u (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #36 on: July 03, 2008, 05:07 PM »

The truth is that not only Africa or nigeria that believe in juju even the white like Indian, British even American do. The truth about juju is that, its only work 4 those that believe in it.
tkb417 (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #37 on: July 03, 2008, 05:21 PM »

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I opened City People the other day and I saw a half a page ad . . . with big bold letters listing all the services a Jujuman provides. Not only did he have 2 cell #s, he had a pager and a website. I almost cried I tells ya. How did it get so bad? I can imagine my grandpapa turning in his grave. Now there was a man who was in it for the sake of helping people. 
 
  na true!!! those ones no be juju people
na yahoo yahooimagine someone advertising holy ghost moneybag
whatever that is? Huh Huh

half of the juju wey dey na 419
dailydolla4u (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #38 on: July 03, 2008, 05:21 PM »

Spike Juju work for and against any person that believe in it even the white the all mighty American inclusive. Ask google.
yewa-man (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #39 on: July 03, 2008, 06:11 PM »

Who says Juju does nt work in Nigeria anymore,
come to my neck of the woods and find out whether it works or not.
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #40 on: July 03, 2008, 07:36 PM »

Quote from: yewa-man on July 03, 2008, 06:11 PM
Who says Juju does nt work in Nigeria anymore,
come to my neck of the woods and find out whether it works or not.

You no see the original article, where the guys beg the IG police that their juju failed them.
Juju na our own original technology, and there is no reason why e go dey fail just like that!
Esss (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #41 on: July 03, 2008, 09:52 PM »

I think they went to the wrongest kind of juju.

Their juju was not Y2K compliant. How do you imagine our local technology, which has been tried, tested and trusted will now start failing us. In my village, all native doctors must be registered with Native Doctor Practitioners Association of Nigeria {NDPAN}, and part of their rules are that no more negative juju. All charms must be for positive use only.
I suspect their juju delibrately worked against them because they werent using it for good.

Afterall our local juju is still doing good things for our people like blood money, fcuking your enemies up, e.t.c.

For all those who are doubting the power of African Magic, I just pray you never have to face the wrath of Amadi Oha, Shango, and the rest of them.

That even reminds me, I need to renew the subscription on my protection charm.
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #42 on: July 04, 2008, 12:15 AM »

Quote from: Esss on July 03, 2008, 09:52 PM
I think they went to the wrongest kind of juju.

Their juju was not Y2K compliant. How do you imagine our local technology, which has been tried, tested and trusted will now start failing us. In my village, all native doctors must be registered with Native Doctor Practitioners Association of Nigeria {NDPAN}, and part of their rules are that no more negative juju. All charms must be for positive use only.
I suspect their juju delibrately worked against them because they werent using it for good.

Afterall our local juju is still doing good things for our people like blood money, fcuking your enemies up, e.t.c.

For all those who are doubting the power of African Magic, I just pray you never have to face the wrath of Amadi Oha, Shango, and the rest of them.

That even reminds me, I need to renew the subscription on my protection charm.

Don't forget to pay protection to the local mafia too. At least they'll protect you from the area boys for a few days.

I remember an uncle that had juju protection contracts for just about everything: malaria, divorce, falling from palm tree, poison from the neighbours, impotence/sex, and even good harvest.

Despite paying his dues with chicken, eggs, and goat; and renewing his contract for so many years, he eventually died of dehydration from diarrheae.
triaophant
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #43 on: July 04, 2008, 12:47 AM »

For those who do not believe in the efficacy of juju, let them be real believers who believe that you can only be safe in the hands of God. juju actually do exist but the problem is that it is not like the physical science where you can feel and perceive. If you are not strong in THE LORD for you to be adequately protected, please, I repeat please keep off when an IJEBU, ISHAN or some other people threaten you, it is not empty otherwise you will not have the opportunity to free yourself. Juju is real if you doubt ask any Deliverance Minister and hear what he will tell you. But the truth is that power pass power and when a superior power jams an inferior or lesser power, the lesser power will surely bow. If there were no juju, what are our pastors doing conducting deliverance's and family deliverance's? For the boys that were caught, their power was too low. Our girls have been dealing with Oyibo people here cause they do not believe and yet they fall mugu like mumu when these girls charm them with love portion and when they enter, fiam na for ever no turning back, if you doubt come to a certain area of Port Harcourt. Have someone wondered what the Ogonis and Egbesu boys are using to deal with the Nigeria uniformed personnel? No be me talk amooooooooooooo. Have you stopped to ponder what the Bakassi people are up to Challenging the Federal Government and the Republic of Cameroon? Go and find out, I no know. Today Shell don run commot for Ogoni Land ask the troops that went there for their experience. UNA NEVER HEAR OF MAGUN BEFORE? Go and sleep with another man's wife in some parts of Nigeria and see whether you no go gum inside, no ask me how it go be.
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #44 on: July 04, 2008, 02:22 AM »

Quote from: triaophant on July 04, 2008, 12:47 AM
Juju is real if you doubt ask any Deliverance Minister and hear what he will tell you. But the truth is that power pass power and when a superior power jams an inferior or lesser power, the lesser power will surely bow. If there were no juju, what are our pastors doing conducting deliverance's and family deliverance's? For the boys that were caught, their power was too low.

Our girls have been dealing with Oyibo people here cause they do not believe and yet they fall mugu like mumu when these girls charm them with love portion and when they enter, fiam na for ever no turning back, if you doubt come to a certain area of Port Harcourt.

Have someone wondered what the Ogonis and Egbesu boys are using to deal with the Nigeria uniformed personnel? No be me talk amooooooooooooo. Have you stopped to ponder what the Bakassi people are up to Challenging the Federal Government and the Republic of Cameroon? Go and find out, I no know. Today Shell don run commot for Ogoni Land ask the troops that went there for their experience. UNA NEVER HEAR OF MAGUN BEFORE? Go and sleep with another man's wife in some parts of Nigeria and see whether you no go gum inside, no ask me how it go be.

My brother have you ever wondered why the international preachers coming to Africa take a special course in juju/retribution/magic before coming to preach. So Benny Henin preaches about evil attack, supernatural powers and how to balance and ward them off as a way of attracting large crowds in Africa. When they preach in the US or Europe, their tone changes to reality.

The Oyibo people are not the only ones to be held in bondage by the pussssy of beautiful women, history has shown the influence beautiful women from Cleopatra to Queen Hadsput, to our modern day political environment. You call it juju, but I call it loving a good thinnnng.

The MEND and other struggling organizations in the World use intelligence to carry out their struggle, not juju. The Bonga oil platform attack was not by juju, but by a well planned military action.

Magun or no magun, do you know how many men with cardiovascular disease die each year trying to have sex?
spoilt (f)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #45 on: July 04, 2008, 03:36 AM »

who says it doesnt work? Angry
runs to check the one under pillowGrin Grin
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #46 on: July 04, 2008, 05:28 AM »

Don't we need juju to counter nuclear proliferation in other countries? 
Alalabi (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #47 on: July 04, 2008, 10:04 AM »

The reason why you think juju doesn't work in this our so called country Nigeria is that the condition in It is growing from worse to worst.The person you are trying to use the juju for might have not eaten anything since morning and pleading to God to just help him even with a slice of bread  and you that you are trying to use juju for him is willing to collect something from him. My brother it is as if you are asking for the moon. That is why you think juju doesn't work in Nigeria anymore  Undecided   
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #48 on: July 04, 2008, 11:38 AM »

Juju no feed man?
Life boy (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #49 on: July 04, 2008, 11:41 AM »



what is juju power, and how does it work, and why are people against it, does it have any harm to someone who wants to use it not for bad purpose
origina9ja (f)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #50 on: July 04, 2008, 11:49 AM »

Quote from: spoilt on July 04, 2008, 03:36 AM
who says it doesnt work? Angry
runs to check the one under pillow. Grin Grin

 Grin Grin who is it 4 Huh
e-man (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #51 on: July 04, 2008, 12:01 PM »

Report to moderator Shocked
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #52 on: July 04, 2008, 12:52 PM »

Quote from: origina9ja on July 04, 2008, 11:49 AM
Grin Grin who is it 4 Huh

Ha--a-a, it must be for sweet dreams oh. No nightmare, no snoring, and so so sweet and wet dreams.
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #53 on: July 04, 2008, 01:02 PM »

Who talk say juju na only naija phenomena? Even Madonna has been accused of using kabala to steal somebody's husband.

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2008/07/03/2008-07-03_arods_wife_tells_pals_she_believes_madon.html

Is it just in your mind or somebody just get better snatch?
youngies (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #54 on: July 04, 2008, 03:25 PM »

Juju doesn't work? Don't even say that to the new FCT minister - Malam Modibo Umar

Immediately he came into office, his first assignment was to hire the services of a well known juju man known as Ali kebbi. It is alleged that the man uses juju to track down criminals wherever they maybe.

He has an office with Special Assistants assigned to him.
p.lawson (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #55 on: July 04, 2008, 05:34 PM »

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Quote from: e-man on July 04, 2008, 12:01 PM
Report to moderator Shocked

report wot to which moderator? Lips sealed

juju does not really work in our culture again -because our chief priest and dibias eat wot blongs to the gods. more they tell lies to sleep wit women instead of alowing the juju to do that -in all juju conference it was reported that they will deal with such people Tongue, so be careful make sure yur jujuman is well cooked and u wnt xperience disapointment.

but again, i was just thinking Huh. if not for motivational speakers and etc, most people (including you!)would have still blame your failures to a man in the village or to a diety your father served.[/b]
PLZ LET'S ALL LEAVE JUJU TO LEAVE US ALONE "YOU ARE COMPLETELY RESPONSIBLE TO EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS TO YOU IN LIFE" -you always have a choice to choose.[b]
bibisexy
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #56 on: July 04, 2008, 07:22 PM »

is when u believe juju will work for u that it works as for me i don't beleive anytthing like that exist
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #57 on: July 04, 2008, 08:26 PM »

Are saying juju is a state of the mind?
thehomer
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #58 on: July 04, 2008, 10:10 PM »

Oooh una don come with this juju nonesense. Please how many people have actually seen juju in action??? Not hearsay from some other person? Narrate this story and I bet there is a rational explanation for it. Why do they refuse to learn? The famous juju men that were arrested and jailed have they asked themselves why they were unable to escape from these Nigerian prisons?
naijaking1
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #59 on: July 04, 2008, 11:38 PM »

@thehomer
I agree.
mayrho (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #60 on: July 05, 2008, 01:17 PM »

atleast Seun Juju dey work all of us are glued to nairaland Habi! Grin Grin Grin
akara (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #61 on: July 05, 2008, 04:31 PM »



Grin  I am still laughing hard o
trappa (m)
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #62 on: July 05, 2008, 07:20 PM »

god pass them all,
shawn123
Re: Even Juju Doesn't Work In Nigeria Anymore
« #63 on: July 07, 2008, 09:46 AM »

am not sure if this post of yours is a sacarstic one, but then our so called juju, is part of the thing that has put us in the dark today. While the white man was busy doing research and propsing ideas on development. We were busy spending money on traditional titles and meaningless culture. Yet we expect magic on electricity, water supply and good governance. Cry thats what i feel for Naija, tears
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