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Jakumo (m)
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Here at the renowned Ajegunle Institute of Applied Jujuology, our white-coated research scientists do not take kindly to hearing disparaging comments directed at the discipline of our calling, and as such, our stable of attorneys has been directed to file punitive lawsuits against all detractors, both real and imaginary.
African Juju Stealth Technology has been deployed on numerous fronts with resounding success throughout Nigeria and in other great nations like Haiti and Somalia, much to the dismay and envy of western countries which still rely entirely on outdated silicon-chip based technology. A measure of international envy is therefore understandable.
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naijaking1
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am not sure if this post of yours is a sacarstic one, but then our so called juju, is part of the thing that has put us in the dark today. While the white man was busy doing research and propsing ideas on development. We were busy spending money on traditional titles and meaningless culture. Yet we expect magic on electricity, water supply and good governance.  thats what i feel for Naija, tears Sarcasm? You don't know how many Nigerians, in high places who put a lot of emphasis on juju. In the psyche of many Nigerians and Africans, juju is real. The question is, is it actual? |
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naijaking1
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@Jakumo
You don't think we can successfully export juju tech. to Japan- to help them improve their electronics, to South Africa- to help them find an easier way of cracking coal into petroleum products, US/Russian- need our assistance with space technology a la juju.
Meanwhile we will be needing a small assistance with power supply, food, and shelter over our heads---- these areas have become recalcitrant to juju therapy.
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youngies (m)
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@naijaking
There are laws/rules guiding the application of juju. Juju does not effectively work in an environment where there is light (power supply), good water supply and qualitative but affordable shelter.
Juju thrives in darkness, impoverished and repressed environments. If we are thinking of exporting the surplus of our Juju-Tech, we should start thinking of countries like Sudan, Somalia, Haiti and maybe as far as Iraq. Need I say that an Excess Juju Account (EJA) should hastily be setup because we will be needing it for the windfall.
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eboweme
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Juju no de work again 4 niaja because of our spititual level is so low, Nigeria jagajaga. Even the so call pastor are nt helping matters they ve turn the house of God to a market place. We need national & personal deliverance.
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adebisi1 (m)
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Make Una Try Mayeun  |
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sly-k (m)
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WE NEED MORE INFO FROM THE MAIN JUJU ACTORS!
Expect to see the show in Nigerian home movies abi drama.
If they come to me, more will be given that will fail.
"those that worship a god will be like it"
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emmeno (m)
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stupid idiots, so its so hard for them to get good Juju, LMAO
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Sisikill
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Here at the renowned Ajegunle Institute of Applied Jujuology, our white-coated research scientists do not take kindly to hearing disparaging comments directed at the discipline of our calling, and as such, our stable of attorneys has been directed to file punitive lawsuits against all detractors, both real and imaginary.
African Juju Stealth Technology has been deployed on numerous fronts with resounding success throughout Nigeria and in other great nations like Haiti and Somalia, much to the dismay and envy of western countries which still rely entirely on outdated silicon-chip based technology. A measure of international envy is therefore understandable.
About darn time!! I was wondering when the Institute would respond to this. . . this affront! It is obviously a calculated effort by the western countries to tarnish our image. Thank you for stepping up, it restores my faith in the juju practice my grandpapa dedicated his life to. If I know him very well. . . which I do, I suspect he will be appearing in your dreams to give his heartfelt thanks. |
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hilli666 (m)
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Make una dey there de debate if juju dey work or not. Obviously una never experice what d oyinbo man terms the paranormal phenomenom. u think sey them no get juju for oyinbo man land? u see my brother make i tell una suntin. we wey day naija, we no when suntin don happen wey modern science can not explain. In other words the jujiological phenomenon. How bout d one wey person go sleep, I'm go con wake up, e no go fit move, e no go fit shout. Then to add jara put, from now where them go con dey flog am. Hmmmm abeg my people Nija get Juju no b small. Abi u forget sey na our neigbours for Rebulic of Benin na them imvent Vodoo. In short as i dey type this one now now, I dey fear. before them com tiff my blokus go.
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naijaking1
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Make una dey there de debate if juju dey work or not. Obviously una never experice what d oyinbo man terms the paranormal phenomenom. u think sey them no get juju for oyinbo man land? u see my brother make i tell una suntin. we wey day naija, we no when suntin don happen wey modern science can not explain. In other words the jujiological phenomenon. How bout d one wey person go sleep, I'm go con wake up, e no go fit move, e no go fit shout. Then to add jara put, from now where them go con dey flog am. Hmmmm abeg my people Nigeria get Juju no b small. Abi u forget sey na our neigbours for Rebulic of Benin na them imvent Vodoo. In short as i dey type this one now now, I dey fear. before them com tiff my blokus go.
Paranormal kaye!! Which kin big word be that? No country no get paranormal, but only for naija wey people dey wan takem make national policy. So OBJ wa spiritually attacked, Fani-Kayode lost the battle to jujumen in his ministry, na him make chope money, now evil juju men nearly kill Gov. Daniel with poison. Export? export wetin? see all the countries wey de take juju make national technology program; Haiti, Dahomey(Benin) Somalia, them no de do well at all. |
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amaechijay
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No comment I do not discuss , don't want to mention its name Make I'm dey I'm own, make me l dey my own (4 God Hand) Chikena  |
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naijaking1
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No comment I do not discuss , don't want to mention its name Make I'm dey I'm own, make me l dey my own (4 God Hand) Chikena Why mince words, you dey fear for juju striking you down? |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Juju remains the longest running "419" in the whole of Black Africa and beyond!
There is absolutely zero power in juju.
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Ijiji1 (m)
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Juju remains the longest running "419" in the whole of Black Africa and beyond!
There is absolutely zero power in juju.
Are you calling my personal "chi" 419 ? Don't forgot that's all we had before the white man came to igboland with his organized religion and stole from us our resources and dignity. |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Are you calling my personal "chi" 419 ? Don't forgot that's all we had before the white man came to igboland with his organized religion and stole from us our resources and dignity.
Your personal "chi" bothers on religion, specifically on the elaborate Igbo cosmology - plenty respects! Juju, on the other hand, bothers on unfathomable ignorance, fraud, unbelievable stupidity, and mental death! Imagine Nigerians actually believing that some Dibia or Babalawo will give them the power to "clap their hands and disappear, only to reapper in some other location", or give them juju to make them "immune to a rocket-propelled grenade". There is no juju on planet earth that can go against the laws of physics! |
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The Sly
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There is no juju on planet earth that can go against the laws of physics!
Don't be deceived. . . . . . Even though i wont call this one juju but when was ''laws of physics'' when Jesus walked on water??.  |
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RichyBlacK (m)
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Don't be deceived. . . . . . Even though i wont call this one juju but when was ''laws of physics'' when Jesus walked on water??. Jesus walked on water - this bothers on religion, faith and belief in the word of God. Jesus never claimed to go against the physical laws that govern the universe we exist in. Watch this video and tell me what you think http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBQLq2VmZcA |
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naijaking1
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@Rickyblack
Welcome back Ricky. You've made my day. Criss Angel shown on the Youtube is a well known performer, who has even acknowledged that magic is trick.
The more complex the magic, such as walking on water, the the trickier.
Hey, do you want some numbers for tomorrow's lottery?
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amaechijay
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@ naijaking1
Na u get ur mouth!
I no dey fear ---- but I no dey find I'm wahala either
If I'm find me come, HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!
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Nella (f)
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@ naijaking1
Na u get your mouth!
I no dey fear ---- but I no dey find I'm wahala either
If I'm find me come, HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!
lmao! lol,  |
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naijaking1
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@ naijaking1
Na u get your mouth!
I no dey fear ---- but I no dey find I'm wahala either
If I'm find me come, HOLY GHOST FIRE!!!
Amaechi Nna-a, egwu ndi mmuo onatu gi? Obu ya mere ij' aturum soso ilu? I don't even understand where you're coming from with all these idioms/proverbs? You really dey fear juju-o |
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birdman (m)
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Thank you for stepping up, it restores my faith in the juju practice my grandpapa dedicated his life to. If I know him very well. . . which I do, I suspect he will be appearing in your dreams to give his heartfelt thanks.
Ahh, Jakumo you better drop a goat, some yams and palm oil in order to avoid this visitation. PM me for location of aforementioned sacrifice. |
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naijaking1
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Ahh, Jakumo you better drop a goat, some yams and palm oil in order to avoid this visitation. PM me for location of aforementioned sacrifice.
Juju ransome. |
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amaechijay
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@ naijaking1
l'm not afraid of them because l am with God the Supreme God but that doesn't mean they don't exist and that does not warrant me to go and dig them up from where they are buried.
l hope u understand me now
U can call me Ijay as Amaechi happens to be my surname
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Jakumo (m)
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Birdman I duly assembled the sacrificial ingredients as per your specification, but I barely left the items alone for a moment when the goat angrily devoured all the yams and then kicked over the palm oil calabash for good measure.
Suspecting that pre-emptive strike to be an indication that the goat is in fact a juju-fortified "bullet-proof" Voodoo animal, I hurriedly decided to commence right away a formal daily program of actively worshipping the goat and providing it with human sacrifices as required.
I hope The Oracle will approve of the measures I have taken such that all my previous sins against the various Gods can be forgiven.
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hilli666 (m)
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Ashamalamal, ohhhhh, i bin wan show una small juju but my juju ran out of credit. I need to go and buy top up card.
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naijaking1
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Birdman I duly assembled the sacrificial ingredients as per your specification, but I barely left the items alone for a moment when the goat angrily devoured all the yams and then kicked over the palm oil calabash for good measure.
Suspecting that pre-emptive strike to be an indication that the goat is in fact a juju-fortified "bullet-proof" Voodoo animal, I hurriedly decided to commence right away a formal daily program of actively worshipping the goat and providing it with human sacrifices as required.
I hope The Oracle will approve of the measures I have taken such that all my previous sins against the various Gods can be forgiven.
I see too many sins on your score board young man! About forgiving them, I'll see what we can do when we see the goat. Sacred cows, just like sacred goats make the best hamburger, and pepper-soup respectively. |
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alexmakaay (m)
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use ur brain. those native doctors are using their own brain to squeeze the money for the preparation of charms which mostly are inefficacious.for example,if u have a problem and went there,they will tell u that ur problem is as a result of one of yuor relatives which is pure lie. but for the fact that the statement is been said by a NATIVE DOCTOR u'll immediately believe. so instead of goin there plan with ur brain.
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naijaking1
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Why do you think somebody called juju the oldest form of 419?
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oscarnuel (m)
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juju itself is an manipulated law of physics and metaphysic, however it is directly link with occult power to canvass Human being to believe in abstract forces and power without physical theory and justification. infact followers of juju are zoobbies and the practitioners are fools. This is aim at going against the natural knowledge of man about the creator of the Universe.
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