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darequam (m)
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A psycatrist in an asylum wanted to check the conditions of the patients in a room, so he used a marker to draw a big door on d wall and told all the patient in the room they were free to go.
As he expected all the patients ran towards the wall hoping to get it opened but, to his surprise, there was one who sat back just lookin.
He was convinced and thought maybe the patient was beginin to feel right, then walked up to him and said why aren't u attemptin to go like the others.
He then answered
can't u see those guys are troubling themselves bcus the key to the door on the wall is safely kept in ma pocket.
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mohawkchic (f)
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~He's the Smart One  |
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darequam (m)
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@all
i've just started contributn to d jokes section and i promise u guys to do my best to crack ur ribbs
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Jeovy (m)
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Watching you back as the first dragon,guy you in trouble
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segunpc (m)
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@joke
that one degree for crazyology.
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clemcykul
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lmao
segun i suspect u to be guy
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segunpc (m)
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kai this clement guy don kill me  if that is the case i photocopy u  |
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clemcykul
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chei!
i resemble mad person?
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segunpc (m)
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u never see govt pikin wey dey nack jacket plus tie? |
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clemcykul
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i sure say that pikin na jeovy
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Jeovy (m)
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wetin I do again?
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folly69 (m)
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them say u don craze before |
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clemcykul
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na certified craze man na na him dey guide the oda mad people for mkt |
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Jeovy (m)
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thank you native doctor folly for that explanation
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Jeovy (m)
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clems,na only one mad person I dey guide O who else apart from Benjay?
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darequam (m)
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@ituen
so who are those against us or with us cus i'll like to join the tuggle.
please giv me names of a female and a male so i can use in ma next joke.
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dreeldee
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names of male-jeovy names of female-clemcy (unisex)  |
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Jeovy (m)
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dre,you still dey?
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dreeldee
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i dey na, you no wan make i dey before?  |
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Jeovy (m)
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God no answer my prayer then
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dreeldee
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he dey answer am before |
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ituen (m)
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names of male-jeovy names of female-clemcy (unisex) These names are more than ok. If u want more , we have Male - saucekid female - ibkaye |
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infobaba (m)
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Male - saucekid
female - ibkaye
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Kay$ (m)
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what of Animal name , like Oyaletor |
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Oyaletor (m)
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@ kay$
Instead of being born again, why don't you just grow up?, --------------------I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away
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Kay$ (m)
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Try and get more post , you want to be known dummy , i am too big for you to mess with , moron , just easy to Brand you Fool !!
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Oyaletor (m)
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@ kay$
i'D rather bury my self alive than watch kay"as$" mess fart me up. as$whole shil
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