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iseobio (m)
How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« on: July 05, 2008, 05:42 PM »

Guys, if you happen to like a lady pastor or praise singer in your church, how would you go about asking her for a date? ladies can offer insight as well. thanks
Kliplemet (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #1 on: July 05, 2008, 05:49 PM »

Damn, that's bold Shocked Good luck, I'm cheering for you  Grin
ibkaye (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #2 on: July 05, 2008, 05:49 PM »

lol good/interesting question Smiley
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #3 on: July 05, 2008, 05:53 PM »

I need help on choice of words.
Ibime (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #4 on: July 05, 2008, 06:53 PM »

Why would you want to do such a thing?
lady bam (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #5 on: July 05, 2008, 07:07 PM »

@ poster

Just dress decently. and memorised some lovely verses of the bible Wink Wink Wink Wink
femzy (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #6 on: July 05, 2008, 07:15 PM »

Just behave like one "Brooooo"and say you dreamt that , you know the usual format now
jek_kad
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #7 on: July 05, 2008, 07:15 PM »

invite her for a session of bible learning ,reading and meditation @topic
lucabrasi (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #8 on: July 05, 2008, 07:17 PM »

i think the first thing you need to have is boldness,most women in position of power or authority would tell u they admire that trait in a man seeing as they are used to meeting men who are either in awe,jelouse,nervous e.t.c
once u can overcome the first 5 minutes of stepping to her and telling her how you feel about her,the rest ll be easy and even if she s not feeling you she ll be really pleased that u mustered the courage
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #9 on: July 05, 2008, 08:06 PM »

Quote from: Ibime on July 05, 2008, 06:53 PM
Why would you want to do such a thing?

Why the question? Dont you know the Bible says be fruitful and increase in number? If a lady pastor an exception? i don't think so.


Quote from: studentetc on July 05, 2008, 06:59 PM
@ poster.

Provided she's single, simply approach her and tell her how you feel. Dem say make pastress no marry?

I mean single pastress not married ones.
shuppie (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #10 on: July 05, 2008, 08:11 PM »

preach the gospel bro, i bet u  might strike gold,   Grin Grin Grin Grin
419er (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #11 on: July 05, 2008, 08:12 PM »

Who on earthwill fall inlove with unromantic pastor or a praise singer am I crazy?
tope2000 (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #12 on: July 05, 2008, 08:14 PM »

Quote from: 419er on July 05, 2008, 08:12 PM
Who on earthwill fall inlove with unromantic pastor or a praise singer am I crazy?
Quote from: shuppie on July 05, 2008, 08:11 PM
preach the gospel bro, i bet u might strike gold,   Grin Grin Grin Grin

roflmao Grin Grin Grin Grin
419er (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #13 on: July 05, 2008, 08:19 PM »

I rather masturbate till date than hook up with an unromantic creature who got her brain washed up with a man written book, is lagos no longer producing hot chicks or nigeria refuses to be a place for hot babes?
CARUSO (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #14 on: July 05, 2008, 08:19 PM »

Lady pastor for a date?! Huh

More like asking for a bible session studies

No sentence would come out on the date that wont have a citation/quotation from the bible

Instead of asking for a date which is longtin to me, i would just ask her if i can BANG HER!

At least that one is a YES or NO
419er (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #15 on: July 05, 2008, 08:21 PM »

Bros your write jare.
tope2000 (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #16 on: July 05, 2008, 08:23 PM »

Quote from: CARUSO on July 05, 2008, 08:19 PM
Lady pastor for a date?! Huh

More like asking for a bible session studies

No sentence would come out on the date that wont have a citation/quotation from the bible

Instead of asking for a date which is longtin to me, i would just ask her if i can BANG HER!
At least that one is a YES or NO


HA HA Grin Grin

Quote from: 419er on July 05, 2008, 08:19 PM
I rather masturbate till date than hook up with an unromantic creature who got her brain washed up with a man written book, have lagos failed in producing hot chicks or nigeria refuses to be a place for hot babes?

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #17 on: July 05, 2008, 08:35 PM »

why do you think pastors are esoteric in nature. i don't want to condemn them. If you feel she will be quoting the bible, then I better arm my self with the SONG OF SOLOMON.
madamkoko
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #18 on: July 05, 2008, 08:44 PM »

If u're not a BURNING xtian doon't,  I repeat DO NOT ask a lady pastor or praise singer out on a date. You will be BORED out of your mind.

To eat, you''ll pray
To laugh, you''ll have to ask god permission
To have sex, she'll tell you u''ll need to fast and pray, 


I once  dated a Born again xtian,  I was sooo IRRITATED. Never again,  (those kind of people like to act HOLIER than thou) , I mean we were only dating, he was telling me that I couldn't go here, go there, party,  I tried to imagine if wewere married. I would CHEAT.!

Don't do it, if u don't believe in godly fantasies like HER,


I agree with 419er  and Caruso. If u're not a BURNING ILLUSIONIST don't DO IT.  Grin Grin Grin
StephenP (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #19 on: July 05, 2008, 09:06 PM »

Approach her like you would approach other women but you have got to change your mentality for example instead of saying "you're hot!" be more like "God has been good to you". Don't expect sex or any other form of romance like kissing before marriage and when the "spirit leads her" after marriage. When she eventually does, there will be no oral sex and the only position you're entitled to is missionary (I guess you know why). Also, you have to show her that you are on the same spiritual level with her by quoting the right bible verses for every situation. All in all, it's a boring life and I suggest you leave her for another pastor to marry her.
madamkoko
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #20 on: July 05, 2008, 09:08 PM »

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

StephenP, hahahahahahahahaha
tope2000 (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #21 on: July 05, 2008, 09:11 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on July 05, 2008, 09:06 PM
Approach her like you would approach other women but you have got to change your mentality for example instead of saying "you're hot!" be more like "God has been good to you". Don't expect sex or any other form of romance like kissing before marriage and when the "spirit leads her" after marriage. When she eventually does, there will be no oral sex and the only position you're entitled to is missionary (I guess you know why). Also, you have to show her that you are on the same spiritual level with her by quoting the right bible verses for every situation. All in all, it's a boring life and I suggest you leave her for another pastor to marry her.

hahhahahhahahahahaha Grin Grin
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #22 on: July 05, 2008, 09:21 PM »

At least if she will allow me to hold hands when we are having fellowship with the holy ghost, then I think it will not be too bad. b but what I was afraid of is that it may be a cat and mouse game. she may deny me when other holy men are around.
lonelypal (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #23 on: July 05, 2008, 09:25 PM »

Quote from: madamkoko on July 05, 2008, 08:44 PM
If u're not a BURNING xtian doon't, I repeat DO NOT ask a lady pastor or praise singer out on a date. You will be BORED out of your mind.

To eat, you''ll pray
To laugh, you''ll have to ask god permission
To have sex, she'll tell you u''ll need to fast and pray,


I once dated a Born again xtian, I was sooo IRRITATED. Never again, (those kind of people like to act HOLIER than thou) , I mean we were only dating, he was telling me that I couldn't go here, go there, party, I tried to imagine if wewere married. I would CHEAT.!

Don't do it, if u don't believe in godly fantasies like HER,


I agree with 419er and Caruso. If u're not a BURNING ILLUSIONIST don't DO IT. Grin Grin Grin
Lmao  Grin


@ post
Simple approach the lady in question like evry other woman, she might even be the expert in this game u can never tell. Afterall she 's got blood flowing in her vains too



Quote from: iseobio on July 05, 2008, 09:21 PM
At least if she will allow me to hold hands when we are having fellowship with the holy ghost, then I think it will not be too bad. b but what I was afraid of is that it may be a cat and mouse game. she may deny me when other holy men are around.

Ow do u mean? Cheesy
A_K_O (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #24 on: July 05, 2008, 09:27 PM »

Who told you Lady pastors are not romantic?

Songs of Solomon is in the bible you know?,
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #25 on: July 05, 2008, 09:30 PM »

I mean, i may have to become Nicodemus when the dating her. if she ever accepts. i need more than three threads of asking her out incase one fails then i try another. it is not good for a pretty lady to waste away in the cloak of priesthood.
madamkoko
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #26 on: July 05, 2008, 09:32 PM »

I've heard the argument that Songs of Solomon was edited to the Rated G version, 

I'D like a copy of the Hebrew, Greek, or Aramaic version,  (not to go off topic too much)

BUT @ iseobio  How long will you hold hands for ?

I mean why punish yourself,   Grin
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #27 on: July 05, 2008, 09:33 PM »

Quote from: mightydick on July 05, 2008, 09:31 PM
tell her - i have a vision that i will be the one inserting my privates into your aching pussy - top it with some prayers and thats it.

that one she will just call holy ghost fire to burn you. i bet you you will be a living testimony in the next crusade or night vigil.
madamkoko
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #28 on: July 05, 2008, 09:34 PM »

LOL!!!


Yeepa,  you people will not kill me oh. Grin Grin
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #29 on: July 05, 2008, 09:34 PM »

Quote from: madamkoko on July 05, 2008, 09:32 PM
I've heard the argument that Songs of Solomon was edited to the Rated G version, 

I'D like a copy of the Hebrew, Greek, or Aramaic version,  (not to go off topic too much)

BUT @ iseobio   How long will you hold hands for ?

I mean why punish yourself,   Grin

at lease till we finish saying the grace.
tope2000 (f)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #30 on: July 05, 2008, 09:35 PM »

Quote from: mightydick on July 05, 2008, 09:31 PM
tell her - i have a vision that i will be the one inserting my privates into your aching pussy - top it with some prayers and thats it.
DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
iseobio (m)
Re: How Would You Go About Asking A Lady Pastor For A Date
« #31 on: July 05, 2008, 09:39 PM »

Quote from: tope2000 on July 05, 2008, 09:35 PM
DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin

FALSE PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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