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Dual Core
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repeat after moi
"Sister helen, may the Lord be with u, right now i just recieved a vision, and the lord says he wants to see us holding hands walking down that very altar, thaaaaaaaaaat very altar in the next 2 months, sister. oh sister say aaaaaaaamen to that, oh sister don't u think we should start by going on a date?"
if it works let us know, if sister helen slaps u, quote some scriptures telling her God hates violence o.
Disclaimer: dual core is not to be held responsible for any damage this might cause to the poster, lol. he is to be given all credit if this works though.
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tope2000 (f)
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FALSE PROPHET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Disclaimer: dual core is not to be held responsible for any damage this might cause to the poster, lol. he is to be given all credit if this works though.
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A_K_O (m)
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I've heard the argument that Songs of Solomon was edited to the Rated G version,
I'D like a copy of the Hebrew, Greek, or Aramaic version
lol, yeah right  Anyway I think this whole thing is quite simple. Lady pastors generally have or are expected to have more moral laws that they keep. Most of these are not stipulated in the constitution or defined by society but are contained in the BIBLE. An obvious example is the law of 'no sex before marraige'. On the contrary (to follow up the example), society (particularly western) don't uphold these high morals and so anything goes. I know this is quite obvious but I just felt the need to repeat so that you get my point. Which is that if you do not hold these high morals, you have no business asking a Lady Pastor out because you are going to get horny before marriage and your two options would be to rape her or to cheat on her. Either way, you are destroying the relationship in the short and long run, obviously. Yes, opposites attract but there are opposites that repel. Don't date a Lady Pastor if the two of you are not agreed on moral (religious) conduct. If you are agreed then it will/should be a piece of cake. QED. . . . . |
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madamkoko
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Yea, thats why I state in my earlier post, that if'u're not a BURNING Christian as her, DON'T DO IT. You'll only punish yourself.
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A_K_O (m)
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repeat after moi
"Sister helen, may the Lord be with u, right now i just recieved a vision, and the lord says he wants to see us holding hands walking down that very altar, thaaaaaaaaaat very altar in the next 2 months, sister. oh sister say aaaaaaaamen to that, oh sister don't u think we should start by going on a date?"
God will show her a similar vision. P.S. This topic should be duplicated/moved to the religion section because it obviously has christians undertones. |
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iseobio (m)
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lol, yeah right Anyway I think this whole thing is quite simple. Lady pastors generally have or are expected to have more moral laws that they keep. Most of these are not stipulated in the constitution or defined by society but are contained in the BIBLE. An obvious example is the law of 'no sex before marraige'. On the contrary (to follow up the example), society (particularly western) don't uphold these high morals and so anything goes. I know this is quite obvious but I just felt the need to repeat so that you get my point. Which is that if you do not hold these high morals, you have no business asking a Lady Pastor out because you are going to get horny before marriage and your two options would be to rape her or to cheat on her. Either way, you are destroying the relationship in the short and long run, obviously. Yes, opposites attract but there are opposites that repel. Don't date a Lady Pastor if the two of you are not agreed on moral (religious) conduct. If you are agreed then it will/should be a piece of cake. QED. . . . . I like being objective, you never know she may be starving for it. Just praying for a brother that will be bold enough to say please let's start. granted it may have to be the NICODEMUS WAY. |
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A_K_O (m)
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granted it may have to be the NICODEMUS WAY. |
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lady bam (f)
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@ poster
just say to her, I CAN SEE THE GLORY OF THE LORD ALL OVER YOU
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A_K_O (m)
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just say to her, I CAN SEE THE GLORY OF THE LORD ALL OVER YOU If you were her would you have the slightest idea that you were being asked out? |
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lady bam (f)
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@ poster do not forget to always say to her, I LOVE YOU WITH THE LOVE OF THE LORD. she will begin to catch  |
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iseobio (m)
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@ poster
just say to her, I CAN SEE THE GLORY OF THE LORD ALL OVER YOU
She will not have a clue. She will only say THE LORD IS GOOD ALL THE TIME! AMEN |
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iseobio (m)
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@ poster do not forget to always say to her, I LOVE YOU WITH THE LOVE OF THE LORD. she will begin to catch but the love of the LORD will not allow for any sex? there must be a way of breaking the ice. |
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tpia
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what's the big deal here? Just ask her out to dinner, thats all. You might actually be more nervous than she is. And since when did choir members/praise singers become too holy to talk to anyway? hmph.  |
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Pataki
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Is this a matter of complex?
She is simply a lady. Treat her like any other lady you do wish to ask out on a date SIMPLE!!!!
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Esss (m)
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@ Topic
Start with "the lord said" "the lord has revealed it to me" "the spirit ministered to me" and hold the biggest bible you can find.
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Sisikill
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I hear the line Pa de mi lehin isin works wonders.
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CH3COO (m)
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I hear the line Pa de mi lehin isin works wonders.
hahaha |
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iseobio (m)
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I hear the line Pa de mi lehin isin works wonders.
what does that mean? |
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Esss (m)
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what does that mean?
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Baxilexi
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simple! ask her to pray for you concerning a female pastor that your interested in, then ask her for advice and finally tell her to her face that you like her. then the only way out is for her to chew her own words |
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doyin13 (m)
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@TOPIC
Tell her you want to make contact with the god in her
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Hannibal
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@TOPIC
Tell her you want to make contact with the god in her
Don't blaspheme, u poof!!!! |
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francessby (f)
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That to say you are a big time f**k
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Raimond (m)
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SPEAK THE WORD, YES, SPEAK THE WORD!!!
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Sisikill
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SPEAK THE WORD, YES, SPEAK THE WORD!!!
Caaan I git an Ameeen! Yeah, Ameeeeen! |
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spikedcylinder (f)
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@ topic, Tell her you are the messiah sent from heaven to bless and sanctify her hymen. |
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Moyola (f)
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Jah hv mercyyyyyy!!!!  |
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madamkoko
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I don't know how else to say this but if you are not a BURNING Christian like her, DON'T do it.
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