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ituen (m)
Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« on: July 07, 2008, 07:23 AM »


Two Irish brothers Mick and Paddy have made a promise to their uncle. They had an Uncle Seamus who was a seafaring gent all his life and before he passed away, he made the boys promise to bury him at sea.

Of course he did pass away and the "boys" remembered to keep their promise.

So off they set with Uncle Seamus all stitched up in a burial bag and loaded onto their rowing boat. After a while Mick says, "Do yer think this is fer enough out, Paddy?"

Without a word Paddy slips over the side only to be standing in water up to his knees. "Dis'll never do Mick, let's row some more".

After a bit more rowing Paddy slips over the side again but the water is only up to his belly, so on they row.

Again Mick asks Paddy, "Do yer think this is fer enough out Paddy?" Once again Paddy slips over the side and almost immediately says, "No this'll never do". The water was only up to his chest.

So on they row and row and row when finally Paddy slips over the side and disappears!

Quite a bit of time goes by and poor Mick is really getting himself into a state when suddenly Paddy breaks the surface gasping for breath.

"Well is it deep enough yet, Paddy?"

"Aye it tis! Can yer hand me da shovel."
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #1 on: July 07, 2008, 01:21 PM »

lol
folly69 (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #2 on: July 07, 2008, 01:31 PM »

deadman talkin  Grin Grin
quentininc (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #3 on: July 07, 2008, 04:51 PM »

nice 1 ituen

this section has been very stale
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #4 on: July 07, 2008, 10:22 PM »

tnks doc
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #5 on: July 08, 2008, 10:54 AM »

doctor of what? hope its not bla bla bla?
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #6 on: July 08, 2008, 11:57 AM »

Na u know
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #7 on: July 08, 2008, 12:30 PM »

u wan tell me say u knoe knoe?

no dey fall hand likw this *looks around for who will raise my hand* ahha jaymobb there u are
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #8 on: July 08, 2008, 01:06 PM »

~Kwel Joke Cheesy
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #9 on: July 09, 2008, 07:36 AM »

Kwel or Cool?

Are u from the bermuda triangle?
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #10 on: July 09, 2008, 08:55 AM »

thats her village name
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #11 on: July 09, 2008, 12:31 PM »

Since she is from the bermuda triangle, Then she should be good with solving triangular equations right  Huh
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #12 on: July 10, 2008, 07:03 AM »

Wetin she sabi?

the only maths seh don do na for Akara market selling
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #13 on: July 10, 2008, 08:10 AM »

with puff puff Grin
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #14 on: July 10, 2008, 08:31 AM »

senior babe
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #15 on: July 10, 2008, 09:40 AM »

LMAO   Grin  I don die.
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #16 on: July 10, 2008, 09:54 AM »

*gets shovel and makes burial arrangement for ben*
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #17 on: July 10, 2008, 09:55 AM »

quickly, ben pushes clem into the hole she dug.
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #18 on: July 11, 2008, 08:54 AM »

 . . . and we all eat rice in celebration
clemcykul
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #19 on: July 11, 2008, 09:24 AM »

na be this Grin

*somebodyy help! i beg jaymobb come comot me na Embarrassed
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #20 on: July 11, 2008, 01:18 PM »

God save us from the hands of women like Clem, 
You don wreck MIGINES, now the bobo can't afford cafe ticket.
Now na jaymobb, hmmmm

@jaymobb   Guy run for your life oooo.
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #21 on: July 11, 2008, 11:36 PM »

Ben,

Even though cotton wool dey jaymobb head, im no go fall stupidly for clem
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #22 on: July 11, 2008, 11:42 PM »

I pray so my brother.
dreeldee (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #23 on: July 11, 2008, 11:53 PM »

nice one Ituen, u try small  Cheesy
ituen (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #24 on: July 12, 2008, 06:09 AM »

tnks bro
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #25 on: July 12, 2008, 02:37 PM »

Rumour has it that clem is now workin full time as a barber at yaba left.
Jeovy (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #26 on: July 12, 2008, 02:41 PM »

enough cuza
dreeldee (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #27 on: July 12, 2008, 02:49 PM »

and bugger Grin
ben~jay (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #28 on: July 12, 2008, 02:56 PM »

She is doing well for herself there, considering the fact that she is self employed.  Grin
dreeldee (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #29 on: July 12, 2008, 07:14 PM »

what's going on in that dirty mind of yours Huh
tufe (m)
Re: Burial At Sea The Irish Way!
« #30 on: July 13, 2008, 05:23 PM »

nice
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