Farmer Brown And His Wife

Farmer Brown and his wife went to the Dr. They told the Dr that Mr. Brown worked in the field and when he felt sexy, he would leave his mules and plow and run to the house. But, by the time he got to the house he was out of the mood. They asked the Dr's advice.

The Dr said? "Why don't you take your shotgun with you to the field. Then when you feel the urge, fire the shotgun and start running to the house. When the wife hears the gun, she should start running toward you. That way, you'll meet half way and everything should be alright. They left.

A few weeks later the Dr saw Mr. Brown in town and asked him how the idea worked out.

Mr. Brown said; "Fine until hunting season started and the wife ran herself to death."

hmmmmmmm

Ok

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