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ituen (m)
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Saucekid walked into the lingerie department in a large department store. After getting up enough nerve, he approached a saleslady. Seeing he was already red faced, she asked if she could help him.
Saucekid finally stammered and told her his wife (Ibkaye) had asked him to get her a bra. When he was asked what size she wanted, he realized he didn't know.
Being helpful, the clerk asked him if he could give her a clue. " Are they the size of grapefruits " she asked. " No", he said, " not that big. " Well, how about oranges ", "no not that big ". "plums " " no".
Running out of fruits she said," how about eggs . His face lit up as he said "yes!!! fried eggs".
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clemcykul
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wtfu**k hahahahaa  i love eggs |
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Jeovy (m)
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geezzzzzzzzz,sauce what did you do to Ibk bobby?
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clemcykul
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he don suck the living daylites comot for the nono |
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folly69 (m)
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crazy na wonder bra e go use then. |
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naijababe2 (f)
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omo i no fit shout. LOL
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quentininc (m)
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o baby i second u
i wonder whether sauce & ibk don see this thread
i for like know how sauce go answer to this
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ibkaye (f)
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aahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!! na lie o! pahahahaha!  |
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quentininc (m)
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no be your comment i wan see
na sauce own way i wan hear and i wan know how him go go bout tackling am
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ibkaye (f)
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sharrap dia, cover your eyes then yen yen yen yen  |
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quentininc (m)
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so e mean say the bobby don flat as Ituen talk na |
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ibkaye (f)
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of course not  |
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quentininc (m)
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na so u talk but no be wetin ituen dey make us to believe way we dey comment on.
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ibkaye (f)
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who is going to no more about my bobby, ituen or the me (the owner) |
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princesa (f)
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dnt know if i should laugh over this  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .but i wil |
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quentininc (m)
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any which way na una sabi me i just wan read sauce comment
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saucekid (m)
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@ ituen
u no well at all
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quentininc (m)
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@ sauce,
how come na way ituen no come well na
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Moyola (f)
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hahaha,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,datz so 4ni una no go kill person |
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ituen (m)
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Well i dey innocent oh.
Make i go seek protective custody abeg
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princesa (f)
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why should you  stand and fight like a man |
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Jeovy (m)
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Ituen is still a boy,girlfriend
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holythug (m)
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flat fried eggs, chei u wicked ooo |
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princesa (f)
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@jeovy i thought as much |
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princesa (f)
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cat cut your tongue honey  |
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holythug (m)
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dog shit for ya mouth
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