How Can I Pick Up An Endless Fight Wit My Boyfriend

i don't know what to tell my boyfriend to make him pick up an endless fight wit me? because he lives in nigeria and am out of the country and i don't know when i'll be back, but he says he's going to wait 4 me but the funniest thing is that i can't marry him and i don't know how to tell him. , so plzzzzzzzzzzzz nairalanders what should i tell him that would make him hate me completely.

Damn you so why can't you boldly let him know that you s**k

When you are talking to him on the phone, mistakenly (and I mean purposely) call another guy's name. Like this. . .

You - It was hot today, Ken. . . I mean John I was sweating like a pig.

Before he can pick up on the name, you quickly say something else, as if you are trying to cover up. He'll think he heard wrong, so he won't say anything. You guys will continue talking and just when he is relaxing, BAM! you hit him with another one.

You - Ken. . . John, remember when so so and so happened? (A fond memory of something that happened to you two)

You wait for his answer. It would be slow in coming because he's weighing his option. . . should he answer your question or ask who Ken is? Doubt whirls in his head. Surely, she can't mistake me for someone else, especially when it is about a memory that means so much to us. He's thinking.

You have two options here. . . depending on how soon you want the fight to start.
1) You can call his real name and launch into details of that fond memory. How Happy you were. . . blah, blah. He relaxes again, dismissing the whole thing.

2) While he is silent, you go "Ke. . . John. John, John." Repeating his name, as if you are trying to remind yourself. If you can throw in a curse word in there, do it but under your breath, this gives the idea that you are beating yourself up for making a mistake.

Okay, now he is certain you called him by another name. He gets all "Who is Ken?". You response here is very crucial. You have to be very ADAMANT in you denial and if you can, raise the pitch of your voice as you go along, it makes you sound hysterical. . . thus making you sound guilty.

"Ken? Who? What are you talking about. Who is Ken? I don't know any Ken. Are you Crazy? What Kind of Question is that? I Can't believe you'll ask me that kind of question. Don't make me angry oh. I'm calling all the way from wherever and you are asking me this nonsense question This is called "The Lady Doth Protest Too Much" response and it never fails in cementing guilt.

At this point, the seed that you have another guy is firmly planted in his head, nothing can uproot it now . . and voila! FIGHT!

all of you women are the same read my thread on i begged her for three years and use my ex-girlfriends style on him i guess no man can be me so he wopuld simply run but when you knew he wasnt you type or is it because you are in paris that you feel he not the one, or waas it the normal infuatuation wopmen feel in the first 6-1 year of their relationship that is affecting you this other guy has started driving you crazy bover their i would also suggest you tell him out right and beg him and pray that he gets some one 5 times better than you if not he would curse you all his life and would still get someone better then you any way so women before you date a guy please be sure of what you want if not don't date him 

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i second this point

ehn, u did nt just say that

YES I did!!!!


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WORD!!!

The poor guy might be at work there, thinking about the 'love' they share
And the babe is on the internet, planning to break his heart with 200,000 people

oh whatever Pataki!! what kind of life is there when love does not stream in the source of the heart?? no life at all. amd what women want, THEY WANT TO BE LOVED MIND, SOUL ,AND BODY!!

Did you mention LOVE? You do not know what love means at all!!!!!

Why start the love when you cannot finish it? Mind body and Soul me foot!

Giving ones heart to loving you women is a waste of time!!!!!

it is either that you are bold face lie or you have heart of stone.  and umm who are you to tell me what love means??

how would i be ungrateful?? and I'm not saying to show in a person you have to lavish them with gifts and all that yada yada. you can show love by doing simple things.

Guys! Guys! Guys! CHILL!!

No need to get hysterical. . . you're not women, you know.

Now what is the fuss all about? She's only trying to spare his feelings. She should be commended not lambasted.

@poster
if truely u dnt want to carry on wid da relationship, why not tell him straight up without playing any silly games. its better to say the truth than pretence. it would hurt him yes, but its better than him thinkin u still love him but fiinally findin out that u jus pretendin bwt da whole thing. that would even hurt more so da earlier da better so he could carry on with his own life. SUCH IS LIFE, U WIN SOME, U LOOSE SOME,

@pataki

remember all women are not the same, people are different. so please, it would be better if u quit da generalization please? thanks