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freeda (f)
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na wah for u oooooooooooooooo,so sweet just now,did u teaste her?
@eveseh what are talkin about, check da topic baby |
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eveseh (f)
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@eveseh what are talkin about, check da topic baby
oops my bad than  |
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Big Shishi (m)
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i wish i should do da impersonation for you in real life, u'll go laff yakata,
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eveseh (f)
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enjoymen time can't pass,  |
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Shagari2 (m)
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"o, look at the time, mummy will be back soon,"
hey before u sent the cops round I was a kid then too!
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VOR (m)
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I was grinding this hausa girl during my NYSC in jos. She said: you are killing me o, sege, help me oooooooooo!!!!!!!!. Femiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.( my name is Remi  ) |
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pal (f)
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my hussy normally tells me u re my wifee 4 life,ur pussy is sweet,u re too much. 
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pal (f)
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he also tells me that am d mother of his kids.so is not only chics that dose d talking alone, guys do too.guys talk are also crazy talks so watch out ur guys talk
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be watchful oh ohhhhhhhhhdem dey crase 4 that thing called SEX 
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Bolarge (m)
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". .ish,gish,ish,ish,yeeh,yeeh,ish,ush,ish,yeeh,yeeh,aah,aah,ooh,umph,mummy!,yeeh!,e don dou wan kill me?" in my dreams |
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Hugoboi (m)
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I hateu for killin me:u r hurtin me but don't stop!! !!imagine that!!
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kokoletz (m)
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hello edy girl lone time no see. I was out for long time but will soon be back soon. well the funniest thing i have said oh yea yiou are a shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit |
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puker (m)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOhh this is one fat guest. Well my sweet sexy girl always wanted it hard n lasting. On her birthday she told me to fk her till she becomes dizzy. So there was a serious gbish, gbash, gbosh and after two hours she screamed OTU, MUOOOOOO as she ejaculated the 12th time and passed out. I had to go out n look for egg, milk and malt. She swore never to stop fucking me even if she is married. |
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rikkyjen (m)
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Coming 12 times? Is the girls Pu$sy a borehole or what?. pherhaps it's a Kainji dam -like Pu$$y that emits water! Dude is yarning bollocks  |
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kitaun (m)
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Story tellers abound!
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Radiant (f)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OOhh this is one fat guest. Well my sweet sexy girl always wanted it hard n lasting. On her birthday she told me to fk her till she becomes dizzy. So there was a serious gbish, gbash, gbosh and after two hours she screamed OTU, MUOOOOOO as she ejaculated the 12th time and passed out. I had to go out n look for egg, milk and malt. She swore never to stop fucking me even if she is married. What's the name of this movie? |
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Radiant (f)
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@the rest, what kind of people y'all be with? Daing! I never heard such words. |
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Sean25 (m)
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A gurl said to me once when we were together
"oh Sean,you'r fucking me,
you'r fucking everything.you'r a FUCKIST"
then she asks me "is there any word like FUCKIST sef?"
and then i ask,
"am i supposed to get up and check the dictionary now"?
she gives me a smile i will NEVER forget and says
"never mind,it doesnt matter.Just continue"
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katherinae (f)
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lololololo hilarious Thursday, November 25, 2004 Fuckist Fuckist n. /fukIst/ - a person who agressively believes in nothing, often abusively refuting others' beliefs. 'John is such a fuckist when he talks to Catholics.' http://neologists/2004_11_01_neologists_archive.html
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Sean25 (m)
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i'd be DARNED !!!!!
the word "FUCKIST" exists
tho' not in that sense right?
whaT about you Katherine?
what is the funniest thing uv ever said or had said to you during sex?
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ebubesam
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its so funny what people like you thinkabout. soon you will wonder what your mother was saying while she was you in the hospital or were ever she had you.
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BillGatesFan (m)
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my baby said : your the sweetest honey in my hole: another: why can't you marry me so you can mess me till i die. another :plz pour the milk inside my mouth plzzzzzzzz I beg you
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kuntakinte (m)
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I've really heard some good 'audibles' here, very good. I know i once fucked a babe that was just screaming, "Jesus! Jesus!" Man, that was scary, I tell you! My privates nearly deflated. How can you be saying that during sex. Another was shouting, "You are killing me, you are killing me!" After that she said she wasn't going to talk to me again, the next day she came back for more sex can you imagine! A friend of mine told me her babe shouts, "Harder! Harder! Deeper! Deeper!" Well I wonder, how deep can a guy go. Women!
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okokobioko (m)
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Mukina, Queenzy ans Eve u guys r someting else and also less i forget Omo Eko, u guys we b fun loving people i hope am nt wrong, sha
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Queenzy (f)
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@Okokobioko Wassup? |
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fegge
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when a mess is agreed by d fuckee and fucker yhat d mess is well fucked, the mess will forever b fucked
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Dvampire (m)
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how about this one? 'yes! yes! scatter it! i say scatter it! please scatter it!'
i was surprised, so i asked, 'if i scatter it, where will i stick it into next time i feel like doing it?'
she replies, 'just scatter it!'
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hoduwarle (m)
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a friend once told me his girl said "frank,if you spoil am ok we go see wetin you go mess tomorrow as you wan mess am tear today"
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freakyy (m)
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A girl said to me once when we were together
"oh Sean,you'r fucking me,
you'r fucking everything.you'r a FUCKIST"
then she asks me "is there any word like FUCKIST sef?"
and then i ask,
"am i supposed to get up and check the dictionary now"?
she gives me a smile i will NEVER forget and says
"never mind,it doesnt matter.Just continue"
how about this one? 'yes! yes! scatter it! i say scatter it! please scatter it!'
i was surprised, so i asked, 'if i scatter it, where will i stick it into next time i feel like doing it?'
she replies, 'just scatter it!'
lmao, OMG |
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