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Aspire009
Don't Panic
« on: July 08, 2008, 10:51 AM »

One day a man was sitting in his office on the 19th floor of a
building. A man came running into his office and shouted, "John, your
daughter, Anna, just died in an accident right opposite this building"

The gentleman was in panic. Not knowing what to do, he jumped out
through his office window.

While coming down, when he was near the 14th floor he remembered he
didn't have a daughter named Anna.

When he was near the 7th floor, he remembered he was not married yet.

When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not John.

*Dont PANIC!!*
clemcykul
Re: Don't Panic
« #1 on: July 08, 2008, 11:19 AM »

good one aspire009 Grin

are u aspiring to be mine? Wink
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #2 on: July 08, 2008, 11:42 AM »

Now thats what you call a dumb fool.

@poster, Nice one.
naijababe2 (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #3 on: July 08, 2008, 11:51 AM »

What did he remember when he hit the ground? Silly man. LOL
clemcykul
Re: Don't Panic
« #4 on: July 08, 2008, 12:32 PM »

ben e like say u don forget the guy to be jeovy
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #5 on: July 08, 2008, 01:03 PM »

~Ooo Yaa maybe he had amnesnia  Grin . .What a way to die. . Cry
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #6 on: July 08, 2008, 01:12 PM »

mohawkchic  shun that guy, im dull himself. How you dey ?
princesa (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #7 on: July 08, 2008, 01:21 PM »

@topic
seen it before
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #8 on: July 08, 2008, 01:25 PM »

We all have
princesa (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #9 on: July 08, 2008, 01:33 PM »

then tell the poster Sad
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #10 on: July 08, 2008, 01:37 PM »

give me im numba make i call am
princesa (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #11 on: July 08, 2008, 01:41 PM »

how will i get it  Huh
clemcykul
Re: Don't Panic
« #12 on: July 08, 2008, 02:29 PM »

so u no get walkie talkie?
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #13 on: July 08, 2008, 03:34 PM »

or talkie walkie . . .   Grin
Jeovy (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #14 on: July 08, 2008, 07:12 PM »

Princess don't mind them,see ben?
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #15 on: July 08, 2008, 07:16 PM »

Quote from: ben~jay on July 08, 2008, 01:12 PM
mohawkchic shun that guy, im dull himself. How you dey ?


~Me dey fine oh Grin hope you're having a great start of your week !!
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #16 on: July 08, 2008, 07:26 PM »

@mohawkchic  Nothing really happening down here.
                        where you dey stay ?
Jeovy (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #17 on: July 08, 2008, 10:12 PM »

[size=8pt]tries luck else where[/size]
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #18 on: July 08, 2008, 10:14 PM »

lol   Grin
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #19 on: July 09, 2008, 02:09 AM »

Quote from: ben~jay on July 08, 2008, 07:26 PM
@mohawkchic Nothing really happening down here.
 where you dey stay ?


~ London ~ Do you live in Ghana ?
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #20 on: July 09, 2008, 02:12 AM »

Just came here to have some Fun.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #21 on: July 09, 2008, 02:15 AM »

Quote from: ben~jay on July 09, 2008, 02:12 AM
Just came here to have some Fun.

~ Huh ~ Is that a nice way of been evasive about my question? Tongue
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #22 on: July 09, 2008, 02:17 AM »

seems you online, why not lets talk better on YIM my id on my profile.
ituen (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #23 on: July 09, 2008, 05:20 AM »

benno,

tell the babe your MISSION and VISION in ghana
clemcykul
Re: Don't Panic
« #24 on: July 09, 2008, 09:19 AM »

hin vision/mission na to bang all the babes and frustrate the guys.

ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #25 on: July 09, 2008, 12:22 PM »

@All  I only came to spread the goodwill of God here in Ghana.   Grin
princesa (f)
Re: Don't Panic
« #26 on: July 09, 2008, 03:16 PM »

u lie Tongue


but carry on
maybe you will meet another chic there Grin


@jeovy
 Kiss Kiss Kiss

Jeovy (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #27 on: July 09, 2008, 03:25 PM »

Princess darling,Is better we just wish him good luck.
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #28 on: July 09, 2008, 03:28 PM »

Thanks children for your show of concern.
ituen (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #29 on: July 10, 2008, 07:58 AM »

Chief Ben Jay

Eze Chop 'n' Keep I of Kumasi
clemcykul
Re: Don't Panic
« #30 on: July 10, 2008, 08:03 AM »

lol
ben~jay (m)
Re: Don't Panic
« #31 on: July 10, 2008, 09:41 AM »

@ituen   Eze nackson of NLD, you are the true son of your father.
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