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yinraph (m)
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Their comes a beautiful girl on a beautiful noon,She has what u could think of a woman.She works in a cybercafe such a beautiful interactive manners with customers but she had her mind @ her back.On a faithful day I walked towards her,gave her a lyrics of life she couldn't resist it which made me a man in that comunity,people were jealous,mumuring,rumous all over the little cities I was not knowing that makes me a men.  Things was so good with us for good 2years. just a little quarrel we had just for one day it jeopardise our relationship. what do u think can because that ? for the past 6years we never saw each other again. Here I am leaving happily with my Nissan Morano on a deep blue day surbing the high of way leading to meridian hotel @lagos their comes an hold up on the high way,Their comes a JAM @ my back.I shouted inside of me  "CHINEKE ! CHURCH AGBASALA, OH GOD WHAT I HAVE WORKED FOR,FOR THE PAST 6YEARS OF MY LIFE. I came out gently as if i didn't think anything,i tighting up my tie gently,removed my versace spectacle  ,worked 2wards the ride that batched my ride,come close to it their comes a new modern of Nicon navigator tinted glass out of it came out a woman whom left me for the past 6years. I was so wick and tired. Was so shots of words ask me later what happenend ? |
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ibkaye
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lol sounds like a tv advert, cool |
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yinraph (m)
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@yawns
If u said so,I made it up to her and we depart again after 2weeks.
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StephenP (m)
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*yawns*
ROFL @topic, This is the worst use of grammar and spelling I have seen since that post "The Guy [is] Begging". Heck, even Nollywood would reject this script. |
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The Sly
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Their comes a beautiful girl on a beautiful noon,She has what u could think of a woman.She works in a cybercafe such a beautiful interactive manners with customers but she had her mind @ her back.On a faithful day I walked towards her,gave her a lyrics of life she couldn't resist it which made me a man in that comunity,people were jealous,mumuring,rumous all over the little cities I was not knowing that makes me a men. Things was so good with us for good 2years. just a little quarrel we had just for one day it jeopardise our relationship. what do u think can because that ? for the past 6years we never saw each other again. Here I am leaving happily with my Nissan Morano on a deep blue day surbing the high of way leading to meridian hotel @lagos their comes an hold up on the high way,Their comes a JAM @ my back.I shouted inside of me "CHINEKE ! CHURCH AGBASALA, OH GOD WHAT I HAVE WORKED FOR,FOR THE PAST 6YEARS OF MY LIFE. I came out gently as if i didn't think anything,i tighting up my tie gently,removed my versace spectacle ,worked 2wards the ride that batched my ride,come close to it their comes a new modern of Nicon navigator tinted glass out of it came out a woman whom left me for the past 6years. I was so wick and tired. Was so shots of words ask me later what happenend ? Ode buruku. . . . . . .Olori nla bi ori eja agbodo! |
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Moyola (f)
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u too dey fantasize
get a proper lyf,,,,,,,,,,ni99a!!!!!!!
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francessby (f)
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oh what a beautiful nonsense?  ?? |
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iice (f)
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Rofl oh lawdy lawd!
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micklplus (m)
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@ All
Damn ! This is the funniest posts i had ever seen in my life !
This made me laugh so MUCh ! My colleagues thot i was crazy !
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Hazel-eyed (f)
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are u that guy in that nonsense ambi pur car advert?
Hnnmmm,mumuricious thread.
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lady bam (f)
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@ poster
you and your post are so complicated
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opokonwa (m)
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Nice preview! So what will the title of the Novel/ movie be? |
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tope2000 (f)
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NEXT hisssssssssssss
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Raimond (m)
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ENGLISH, or is it inklish, chei i wan hide
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blackmann
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Guy, first of all go learn how to spell properly, then learn how to construct sensible sentences, then try taking ur script back to nollywood or wherever you decided to take it to.
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smooooooth
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na this kind grammer gowon yan, wey complicate issues,fuel the biafra crisis, because nobody comprehend the guy.
@all----------how una take understand the guy self, xpecially ib, which kind channels your cable dey catch wey that yans be like tv ad. na wa o.
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benit (f)
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This post has done something great to my nerves today. Was so tensed up at work until i read this |
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whitelexi (m)
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Bros please continue with the story. . . Wetin come happen after u were feeling so wick?
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nana (f)
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Bros please continue with the story. . . Wetin come happen after u were feeling so wick?
Lmao,U sef! |
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lady bam (f)
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Guy, first of all go learn how to spell properly, then learn how to construct sensible sentences, then try taking your script back to nollywood or wherever you decided to take it to.
hahahaha |
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kokoye (m)
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My guy, your english is terrible, better remove your picture from your profile before people begin to associate you with ur 'wickness'
simple english you cannot spoke!
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Moyola (f)
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My guy, your english is terrible, better remove your picture from your profile before people begin to associate you with your 'wickness'
simple english you cannot spoke!
Most fyn boiz can't speak simple english,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,even u  , so don't blame him, @ least hez been able 2 pass his message across. |
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whitelexi (m)
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Most fyn boiz can't speak simple english,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,even u , so don't blame him, @ least hez been able 2 pass his message across. In some caese it is so bad that. . . It is no longer a joke oh |
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chamotex (m)
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@ poster no be your fault when your papa say go school, u no gree go  u see yourself now i had to read ur rubbish like 5 times but still can't really understand u better go ang get the next JAMB form or whether na COMMON ENTRANCE |
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Pataki
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Yeye thread. . . .
@Poster
To even think I punished myself trying to re-arrange your English. . . . .
Better wake-up and brush yourself up. 6 years my foot.
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lady bam (f)
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@ least hez been able 2 pass his message across.
emmmmmmmmmmm. actually, i did'nt get the message |
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Moyola (f)
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emmmmmmmmmmm.
actually, i did'nt get the message
neither did i,,,,,,juzz chatin shyt, u pepz shuld stop dizin him, esp. d his fellow guys, sheh because he fyn pass all of u? |
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lady bam (f)
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@ poster no be your fault when your papa say go school, u no gree go u see yourself now i had to read your rubbish like 5 times but still can't really understand u better go ang get the next JAMB form or whether na COMMON ENTRANCE Common Entrance will do |
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