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onyinye2 (f)
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Onyinye, you love with your heart and not your head. Your kind is the easiest to steal. Kissing you out of the blue for no reason at all is something you would find romantic, you like being confused as a queen, things like dancing on a very high rooftop at night looking down at the world will get you to melt at my lips. Leaving blissful voice messages that confess my love for you while you work are fantasies that satisfy your every desire.
you seem to think that you got me read like a book. i have to admit you got me at the dancing on a rooftop but everything else well you tried. but you left so much out. boy if you going to be cassanova, you need to study women more because right now, you leaving a good impression but that is pretty much it. you couldn't leave a everlasting effect on a girl like me. |
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CH3COO (m)
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Don't tell me you're that clueless as to believe all you read on the net.
No be only Bonvitas, Milo nko? I prefer Milo
Anything for you baby. Of course I know you didn't mean it, I was only kidding. onyinye, try me. My sleeves are filled with romantic ideas. The problem is, women never truly give romantic guys a chance to show they're genuine. As soon as you start getting romantic and sweet they think you're there to get some pussy. I will go out of my way to sastisfy you; provided that the money will be purged out of your account. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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My sleeves are filled with romantic ideas Like buying her kuli kuli and palm wine on vals day.  phote file: Romantic Ch3COO  On His way to visit GoldFinch last valentine:  |
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CH3COO (m)
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lol ou don get am. Se na picture of your boyfriend be this? Sugar daddy na your style abi? you dey do runs? |
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onyinye2 (f)
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Anything for you baby.
onyinye, try me. My sleeves are filled with romantic ideas. The problem is, women never truly give romantic guys a chance to show they're genuine. As soon as you start getting romantic and sweet they think you're there to get some pussy. I will go out of my way to sastisfy you; provided that the money will be purged out of your account.
oh watever CH3COO!! you will go out of your way?? don't think so i you might have to bend over backwards to satisfy me. aint a cent coming out of my account. the only thing coming from me is having you crawling on your knees. you think you are a cassanova?? well cassanova, just call me Aphrodite, cause you will be melting in my presence. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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don't think so i you might have to bend over backwards to satisfy me Pleaseoo; Don't let him get horny and pour pap on his pants. Languages like this are used in the sexuality section. |
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CH3COO (m)
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Oh yeah onyinye girl run that game. I will bend over backwards as long as you promise to fall on top of me. Funmi, if you like you can join the action. I will crawl on my knees and feed you on my back if you promise to love me, o ye a perfect woman. I have been loved too long by rich little dolls. They toast me and make me the patron saint of their father's wealth. It is time I experiment with something different.
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onyinye2 (f)
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Oh yeah girl run that game. I will bend over backwards as long as you promise to fall on top of me.
boy please!!! don't even go there cause it aint even happening. |
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CH3COO (m)
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fall on top of me so we can dance to the unweary lullabies of love.  all this nothing, nothing, nothing. Is anything ever happening in your world or do you just prefer to be secretive?
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onyinye2 (f)
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. all this nothing, nothing, nothing. Is anything ever happening in your world or do you just prefer to be secretive? oh watever!! *rolls eyes* there are things my "world" you have no business including your self in. |
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CH3COO (m)
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oh watever!! *rolls eyes* there are things my "world" you have no business including your self in. That's just what you say to lie to yourself. |
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StephenP (m)
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@ topic, I'm sorry but what would I be doing spending about $2000 on flowers every year?
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onyinye2 (f)
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That's just what you say to lie to yourself.
oh yeah it keeps me up every night  @ topic, I'm sorry but what would I be doing spending about $2000 on flowers every year?
geez, stephen what kind of flower place do you be shopping at?? |
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CH3COO (m)
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oyin, should be thoughts of me keeping you up every night.
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StephenP (m)
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geez, stephen what kind of flower place do you be shopping at??
Buy one, get one free. |
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CH3COO (m)
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Why do $2000 rose when a free hand-me-down plastic flower does the job.
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onyinye2 (f)
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oyin, should be thoughts of me keeping you up every night.
no wonder i wake up in screams of terror. i keep seeing this creature terrorizing me. now i know what it is. Buy one, get one free.
oh lawd!! Why do $2000 rose when a free hand-me-down plastic flower does the job.
El Cheapo!!! |
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RedHotChic (f)
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Buy one, get one free. That'll only fetch you groundnut and orange sellers anyway. |
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StephenP (m)
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That'll only fetch you groundnut and orange sellers anyway.
C'mon now sexy as I am? |
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Pataki
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Rose for what? Some women and all their jargons of mushy mushy love. If she does not mind ''ewedu'' factor, it is ok by me. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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If she does not mind ''ewedu'' factor, it is ok by me. roflmao; poverty na disease. |
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whitelexi (m)
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If she does not mind ''ewedu'' factor, it is ok by me.
Mehnnnnnn! Now i'm remembering all sorts of crazy naija dishes, Kai! Fufu flavour, Amala flavour |
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Pataki
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roflmao; poverty na disease.
It seems poverty has beaten your head tire.  ;D I would rather buy a woman ewedu that she can cook and add more weight, than a rose which she will throw away. |
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RedHotChic (f)
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Are you not heavy? Shocked Shocked Shocked Shocked No am not, Are you not a dwarf? |
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Pataki
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No am not, Are you not a dwarf?
No am not. Do you want a rose too? |
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Pataki
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Intel has it that you see the rose as your 15 inch rod. True or False? You are a terrible case!!!! |
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