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Hannibal
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #32 on: July 11, 2008, 07:33 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 07:17 PM

You are avoiding my question, I need to formidable statistical data that shows that spinsters are more than bachelors in Nigeria even at the ratio of 2:1(Area boys included) especially when Nigeria's last census figures shows that men are actually higher in number. Women are smarter than this in 2008you know, our options are wider than yours, hommie.

Nigeria don't keep data. . . . .  . .we all know we are nothing to write home about when it comes to stats.

However, the theory is not far-fetched. . . . . Naija women are doomed.
If u cannot nail a man between the age 22-29, u are more likely to end up being the 3rd wife of a rich Alhaji.
Should that fail, the options left is to marry an Aristo/Widower/Baby Father or a geezer much younger than them.

If i walk into any Nigerian church today, by the close of service. . . . no less than 20 women would be asking for ma cell number n where i stay. Tongue Tongue
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #33 on: July 11, 2008, 07:39 PM »

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However, the theory is not far-fetched. . . . . Naija women are doomed.
If u cannot nail a man between the age 22-29, u are more likely to end up being the 3rd wife of a rich Alhaji.
Should that fail, the options left is to marry an Aristo/Widower/Baby Father or a geezer much younger than them.

If i walk into any Nigerian church today, by the close of service. . . . no less than 20 women would be asking for ma cell number n where i stay.
Do you sleep~type? This is the 1st time am hearing that the less educated actually have more opportunity than the more educatedMost Naija women are not married because the men are not "up to" to their standards. Y'all need to update your game so as to measure up with your chics. We are sick and tired of dealing with subPar men, Pataki, take note.
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #34 on: July 11, 2008, 07:46 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 07:39 PM

Do you sleep~type? This is the 1st time am hearing that the less educated actually have more opportunity than the more educated. Most Naija women are not married because the men are not "up to" to their standards. Y'all need to update your game so as to measure up with your chics. We are sick and tired of dealing with subPar men, Pataki, take note.
On a scale of 1 - 10, you are not even in me standards. Embarrassed Grin

Last two hours I checked, I had five different girls from naija asking me whether am already engaged. Does that ring any note to you? Cheesy Cheesy
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #35 on: July 11, 2008, 07:51 PM »

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Last two hours I checked, I had five different girls from naija asking me whether am already engaged. Does that ring any note to you?
Please! stop all these online claims that has no proof. It's just like hannibals gist about women being used to decorate ugly Eldee at home. In that case, Brad Pitt, Isiah Washington, David Beckham, Prof Emengwali and Barrack Obama are stalking me with emails.
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #36 on: July 11, 2008, 08:02 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 07:51 PM
Please! stop all these online claims that has no proof. It's just like hannibals gist about women being used to decorate ugly Eldee at home. In that case, Brad Pitt, Isiah Washington, David Beckham, Prof Emengwali and Barrack Obama are stalking me with emails.
You can as well join the queue.  Tongue Pataki always has room for more. Cheesy Cheesy


You really love day dreaming don't you? Tell me how may guys have actually come snooping on you? Heavy bumpy lady Tongue Tongue
Hannibal
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #37 on: July 11, 2008, 08:05 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 07:51 PM
Please! stop all these online claims that has no proof. It's just like hannibals gist about women being used to decorate ugly Eldee at home. In that case, Brad Pitt, Isiah Washington, David Beckham, Prof Emengwali and Barrack Obama are stalking me with emails.

Brad Pitt to look at your Ijesha smelly ass??
U gotta be shitting me. . . . . . . no amount of cosmetic surgery can transform an Orangutan to a Diva.
Stop dreaming, senora!!!

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 07:39 PM
Do you sleep~type? This is the 1st time am hearing that the less educated actually have more opportunity than the more educatedMost Naija women are not married because the men are not "up to" to their standards. Y'all need to update your game so as to measure up with your chics. We are sick and tired of dealing with subPar men, Pataki, take note.

You must be hallucinating. . . . . .

How do we explain the army of Naija babes on Sunnewsonline.com doing online prostitution.
It's unfortunate i have a lot on me hands to do now. . . . i would have searched for your face on sun news.
There's no guarantee that your ugly face won't be in their archives as u musta tried in the past to hook a Naija bloke
Buncha social reprobates.

If u don't believe me. . . . . . Have this: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sungirl/2008/july/sungirl-2008-08-09-001.htm
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #38 on: July 11, 2008, 08:09 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 11, 2008, 08:05 PM
Brad Pitt to look at your Ijesha smelly ass??
You gotta be shitting me. . . . . . . no amount of cosmetic surgery can transform an Orangutan to a Diva.
Stop dreaming, senora!!!

You must be hallucinating. . . . . .

How do we explain the army of Naija babes on Sunnewsonline.com doing online prostitution.
It's unfortunate i have a lot on me hands to do now. . . . i would have searched for your face on sun news.
There's no guarantee that your ugly face won't be in their archives as u musta tried in the past to hook a Naija bloke
Buncha social reprobates.


If u don't believe me. . . . . . Have this: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sungirl/2008/july/sungirl-2008-08-09-001.htm
DANG!!!!! Cheesy Grin Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy

Intel has it that Funmi has once shown her face on SUN newsonline.
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #39 on: July 11, 2008, 08:10 PM »

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You really love day dreaming don't you? Tell me how may guys have actually come snooping on you? Heavy bumpy lady
Just say that you wish I am heavy and bumpy because this chic here is very athletic, trust me. I've been warning people in Naija to educate their sons to forestall the high rate of alayes at home but most wouldn't listen. What have we now, high class women with ivy league degrees being forced to marry high school drop outs in the name of culture. Culture my ass, it's better we look beyond culture ,tribe and race than be stuck with an area boys who trolls the internet under aliases like Pataki, Hannibal, Cannibal, Jackal, Eldee and Klimepet. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

We don't have gutters in maryland so there may not be a place to sniff and sniff and sniff till you nod,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #40 on: July 11, 2008, 08:12 PM »

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You must be hallucinating. . . . . .

How do we explain the army of Naija babes on Sunnewsonline.com doing online prostitution.
It's unfortunate i have a lot on me hands to do now. . . . i would have searched for your face on sun news.
There's no guarantee that your ugly face won't be in their archives as u musta tried in the past to hook a Naija bloke
Buncha social reprobates.

If u don't believe me. . . . . . Have this: http://www.sunnewsonline.com/webpages/sungirl/2008/july/sungirl-2008-08-09-001.htm
I thought you are smarter than that? For all I care, it could be CH3CHO looking to catch a mugu.

Again, don't we have online male Nigerians looking for a hook up? What did your sunnews whatever prove?
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #41 on: July 11, 2008, 08:19 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:10 PM

Just say that you wish I am heavy and bumpy because this chic here is very athletic, trust me. I've been warning people in Naija to educate their sons to forestall the high rate of alayes at home but most wouldn't listen. What have we now, high class women with ivy league degrees being forced to marry high school drop outs in the name of culture. Culture my ass, it's better we look beyond culture ,tribe and race than be stuck with an area boys who trolls the internet under aliases like Pataki, Hannibal, Cannibal, Jackal, Eldee and Klimepet. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

We don't have gutters in maryland so there may not be a place to sniff and sniff and sniff till you nod,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
Psssssssssssssstttttttttttt!!!!

Will you please stop all these pseudo internet claims!!!! Athletic me foot! Who are your high class women with ivy league degrees?

Pataki an area boy? You need a weekend shag ASAP! I have class, and I don't just jump for any woman who can claim she just finished dinning with Obama.

STEP UP YOUR GAME GIRL!!!!!
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #42 on: July 11, 2008, 08:22 PM »

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Psssssssssssssstttttttttttt!!!!

Will you please stop all these pseudo internet claims!!!! Athletic me foot! Who are your high class women with ivy league degrees?

Pataki an area boy? You need a weekend shag ASAP! I have class, and I don't just jump for any woman who can claim she just finished dinning with Obama.

STEP UP YOUR GAME GIRL!!!!!
Class my ass; Whats the name of your class? class 2A? Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Go to Ivy league schools across America and check the Nigerian students there and see whether you can count up to 20 of them that are males?

How will these chics stoop so low to marry your type when they graduate especially when men like Christano Ronaldo  are looking their way?. Shocked Shocked
Hannibal
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #43 on: July 11, 2008, 08:26 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:12 PM
I thought you are smarter than that? For all I care, it could be CH3CHO looking to catch a mugu.
Again, don't we have online male Nigerians looking for a hook up? What did your sunnews whatever prove?

It seems your IQ is on a free-fall again. . . .

This is one of the many disadvantages of the internet.
Any pseud can come online and claim to be athletic with a bumpy ass. . . .  .
RedHotChic aka trailer park trash all of a sudden wants to be a DIVA. . . . tsssssssssssssk, tskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
I'd rather be a monk than live the rest of ma life with a lascivious wench like u. . . . U can't even stand where i sit, u will KNEEL.
Hop back to your cow-milking attendants in Nebraska to have u laid. . . Your oestrogen is mis-kicking.
jaquan (m)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #44 on: July 11, 2008, 08:26 PM »

i hate to say this but yall sound like a bunch of immature kids fighting for the last scoop of icecream.
if you all want to argue do it maturedly or shut the heck up. Embarrassed Embarrassed

one last thing RHC, hannibal, pataki etc, get a damn life.
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #45 on: July 11, 2008, 08:30 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:22 PM
Class my ass; Whats the name of your class? class 2A? Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Go to Ivy league schools across America and check the Nigerian students there and see whether you can count up to 20 of them that are males?

How will these chics stoop so low to marry your type when they graduate especially when men like Christano Ronaldo  are looking their way?. Shocked Shocked
Baby girl, wake-up from your slumber!!! It is just 3pm US time. Grin Cheesy Grin

I got pedigree and I don't roll with kindergarten class cheering ladies you see in your ivy league schools. Tongue Tongue

It is this same ladies you do see bugging my mails and chat lines. I AM SO LUCKY TO BE A GUY!!!!!! Grin Cheesy Grin

RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #46 on: July 11, 2008, 08:31 PM »

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It seems your IQ is on a free-fall again. . . .

This is one of the many disadvantages of the internet.
Any pseud can come online and claim to be athletic with a bumpy ass. . . .  .
RedHotChic aka trailer park trash all of a sudden wants to be a DIVA. . . . tsssssssssssssk, tskkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!!!
I'd rather be a monk than live the rest of ma life with a lascivious wench like u. . . . You can't even stand where i sit, u will KNEEL.
Hop back to your cow-milking attendants in Nebraska to have u laid. . . Your oestrogen is mis-kicking.
Boy, you sure know how to foul talk; I thought the  influence of the "face me I face" house you grew up in ajegunle must've been over by now?. That goes to show that once you are ghetto fabulous, it can never be taken away from you. Grin Grin Grin

Answer my Q please

Question: Why the proliferation of  Nigerian men online looking for a spouse when they have an overflow of their women at their doorstep?
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #47 on: July 11, 2008, 08:33 PM »

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I got pedigree and I don't roll with kindergarten class cheering ladies you see in your ivy league schools. Tongue Tongue

It is this same ladies you do see bugging my mails and chat lines.

Provide one of the mails please and how did they even get your email adress if you are not listed online as lonely and searching?

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I AM SO LUCKY TO BE A GUY!!!!!!
Yea, because you like guys too,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
CH3COO (m)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #48 on: July 11, 2008, 08:35 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:31 PM

Question: Why the proliferation of Nigerian men online looking for a spouse when they have an overflow of their women at their doorstep?
Odefunmi! Quantity is not synonymous with quality.  We are all in search of that golden gem to settle down with, aren't we?
Hannibal
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #49 on: July 11, 2008, 08:38 PM »

Quote from: jaquan on July 11, 2008, 08:26 PM
i hate to say this but yall sound like a bunch of immature kids fighting for the last scoop of icecream.
if you all want to argue do it maturedly or shut the heck up. Embarrassed Embarrassed

one last thing RHC, hannibal, pataki etc, get a damn life.

Are u out of your fucking mind??

Is your stupidity enviromentally-induced or hereditary??
Who was talking to an idiot savant like u in the 1st place?
I just don't know why foolish men complicate their existence by putting their mouthz in what they know nuthing about.
If u don't have anything meaningful to say. . . . .Go smoke your pubic hair for a change.
Flaming pederast!!!


@ RedHotChic,

Stop being an idiot for once in your life time.

Naija men u see online looking for a spouse are not genuine. . . .90% of em are Yahoo boys ready to scam desperate spinsters like u.
Besides, Naija men have the polygamist mind-set. . . . .a married man can go online and still want to have a tumble between the sheets.
It doesn't necessarily mean he is short of women to screw. . . . How many women practise polyandry in Africa.
Lets face it. . . . U are extremely DUMB.
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #50 on: July 11, 2008, 08:38 PM »

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Odefunmi! Quantity is not synonymous with quality.  We are all in search of that golden gem to settle down with, aren't we?
Really? Why then is Hannibal quoting it as one of his proofs that women are too many in naija?

It's like you are listed somewhere this one you are defending it vigorously? Shocked Shocked
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #51 on: July 11, 2008, 08:39 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:33 PM
Provide one of the mails please and how did they even get your email adress if you are not listed online as lonely and searching?
Yea, because you like guys too,  Grin Grin Grin Grin
How they got me contact is not the issue here. But the amount of mails I receive from desperate housewives is amazing!!! If I dig into those mails, I wont be shocked if I find you in one of those desperate women. Wink
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #52 on: July 11, 2008, 08:42 PM »


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Naija men u see online looking for a spouse are not genuine. . . .90% of em are Yahoo boys ready to scam desperate spinsters like u.
So it's only the women online that are genuine? I mean, except the ones posted by CH3CHO to catch a mugu for his daily bread. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Wouldn't that be a proof that Nigerian women are more trust worthy, truthful and  successful?, because while we are busy making 8 digits with our posh degrees, our men are busy trolling websites to catch a damn mugu, It's a shame, if you ask me.
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #53 on: July 11, 2008, 08:42 PM »

Quote from: jaquan on July 11, 2008, 08:26 PM
i hate to say this but yall sound like a bunch of immature kids fighting for the last scoop of icecream.
if you all want to argue do it maturedly or shut the heck up. Embarrassed Embarrassed

one last thing RHC, hannibal, pataki etc, get a damn life.
You must be flaming with high stupidity!!!!

If you are frustrated, go play ten-ten with yourself. I wonder how random idiots just think it is anybody you can address as you deem fit on the forum.

BLOODY TROGLODYTE!!!!
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #54 on: July 11, 2008, 08:43 PM »

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How they got me contact is not the issue here. But the amount of mails I receive from desperate housewives is amazing
Has it turned to housewives?  I know you sleep with people's wives. Anyway, if those housewives married Nigerian men and are still desperate to leave, wouldnt that be an evidence that y'all should step up your game? Up Ghana,Chad, Cote D ivoire etc!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Again, How did they get your emails if you weren't searching for either a mate or a mugu online?
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #55 on: July 11, 2008, 08:49 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:43 PM
Has it turned to housewives?  I know you sleep with people's wives. Anyway, if those housewives married Nigerian men and are still desperate to leave, wouldnt that be an evidence that y'all should step up your game? Up Ghana,Chad, Cote D ivoire etc!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Again, How did they get your emails if you weren't searching for either a mate or a mugu online?
Don't be a dumbo Funmi.

I meant women who are desperate to be Mrs Pataki at the twitching of me fingers. Go stick with your Ghana Chad men. You are so twisted seriously!!!!
Hannibal
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #56 on: July 11, 2008, 08:51 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 08:42 PM
So it's only the women online that are genuine? I mean, except the ones posted by CH3CHO to catch a mugu for his daily bread. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

Wouldn't that be a proof that Nigerian women are more trust worthy, truthful and successful?, because while we are busy making 8 digits with our posh degrees, our men are busy trolling websites to catch a damn mugu, It's a shame, if you ask me.

After careful examination of your comments on this forum, i am not convinced u have any degree!!!
It is so obvious u lack cognitive reasoning and qualitative analysis.

The women on Sun News are very real. . . . . . Few weeks ago, some members of this forum gave an account of their moments with them.
If u are not convinced, call those numbers and letz see if the same women won't answer the phone.

RedHotChic is as dumb as a Nepa Pole.
No wonder u milk cows and drive Coca-Cola humungous trucks to make a living.
1st degree me ass!!!!
jaquan (m)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #57 on: July 11, 2008, 08:52 PM »

@hannibal
you can talk all the smack you desire online like the coward you are. i would not indulge you, it would be an easy feat.
just kindly take my advise and get a damn life, before i slap the taste out of your mouth.
much love.
Gold*Finch (m)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #58 on: July 11, 2008, 08:53 PM »

ROTFLMAO

@Funmi
What's the thread about again?

Would I date a spy? Huh
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #59 on: July 11, 2008, 08:55 PM »

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The women on Sun News are very real. . . . . . Few weeks ago, some members of this forum gave an account of their moments with them.
If u are not convinced, call those numbers and letz see if the same women won't answer the phone
Who are these members?

Please stop getting frustrated and all flustered that Naija chics are keeping it real. If you can't beat them, join them. i am not here to prove to you that I've got a posh degree, i may not have gone to an ivy league school but I sure do have a degree that is enviable and better than your degree in Islamic studies and Egba dialect from  university of Ambrose Alli.
RedHotChic (f)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #60 on: July 11, 2008, 09:02 PM »

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ROTFLMAO

@Funmi
What's the thread about again?

Would I date a spy?
Don't mind all these losers that come here to vent their anger on Nigerian women for ostracizing them. They claim they have Nigerian women at their beck and call but they have their personal pictures and email scattered all over the internet looking for any sister that will pity their sorry ass and get down with them.
 Pataki is yet to prove how millions of bridezillas got hold of his email.
Hannibal
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #61 on: July 11, 2008, 09:03 PM »

Quote from: jaquan on July 11, 2008, 08:52 PM
@hannibal
you can talk all the smack you desire online like the coward you are. i would not indulge you, it would be an easy feat.
just kindly take my advise and get a damn life, before i slap the taste out of your mouth.
much love.

Bloody attention-seeker!!!!
Get a life. . . . . . .Get a dog!!!!
Pataki
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #62 on: July 11, 2008, 09:11 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 11, 2008, 09:02 PM
Pataki is yet to prove how millions of bridezillas got hold of his email.
Pataki does not need to prove anything to you DUMBO!

It only speaks volume of ladies who go about spying on guys as to how they got me mail contacts!!!!! Tongue
Gold*Finch (m)
Re: The Spy Who Loves Me?
« #63 on: July 11, 2008, 09:12 PM »

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Don't mind all these losers that come here to vent their anger on Nigerian women for ostracizing them. They claim they have Nigerian women at their beck and call but they have their personal pictures and email scattered all over the internet looking for any sister that will pity their sorry ass and get down with them.
 Pataki is yet to prove how millions of bridezillas got hold of his email.
LOL!
I'm just having a laugh from all the replies here.
Abeg, don't believe all you read here jare.

@post

Forgive him for spying on me?

That'll be hard o. Why would I want to marry a legalized stalker?
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