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princesa (f)
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@sino lol neither do i want Queen Sheba in me to go soft am working on her  she will be bloodier when am through  |
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sino (m)
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Chilling on the sofa, retrospecting, why study biochemistry? Saw me primary sch results, i was really good in computer studies. Should hve gone for computer science or engineering, yeah i remember i was'nt good in mathematics, all thanks to my secondary sch female maths teacher.Now she's living few blocks from my home. Run a car over her or plant an explosive in her car. Ha that would be a relief. My birthday is coming soon, must start a cause on facebook "No to female teachers and lecturers" they impact negatively to our wards.
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MojiEsther (f)
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@ Kay 9, hi everyone
Its raining cats, dogs, and chickens, and I'm stuck in the office.
PH being the effed-up city it is, taxi-routes are as stupid as soldier-ant paths. Take my office for instance, you can get a taxi (and even buses) when you are coming, but you'll NEVER see one when you want to leave - irrespective of the time! Now, I don't have a car (not even a bicycle) and almost all my colleagues are gone. Except of course for the managers and BUM's - fat, bloated, "quagmired", money-chopping, pot-bellied/nyash-heavied, extremely unpleasant specimens of the human species. . . .
Ok, i ain't really beefing'em, but meeehhhhhhnn i'm just sitting here wishing one of them shiny Sonatas and Avensis outside belongs to me . . . .
Stupid day-dream. And fcuk the rain, i go leg am - no shakin.
I like this. @ air blaze, Guy, i'm a slim model like looking chic ( I think i'm almost a size zero), now imagine me( with no fighting skills or experience) figthing this tout igbotic woman, who is also cruel. Plus my 'anger' at that time was not enough to ride on, ( I seem to have energy from 'i dont know where when i'm angry'). I saved me my face, i beg, the woman dey craze, @ Stephen P I'll take that as a compliment. |
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ariblaze (m)
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@mojest
mehn fcuk the size
the rage does the damage
you need to look in and find your true potential for rage
sit down mediate by the still waters, legs crossed arms folded
and the tired sun settling in for the night in the horizon it would come to you
we are all super heroes here, we express rage constructively and make it happen
go read the first 3 pages of the book again , and you would get a guide to how to fcuk a person up
size irrespective, so dont look down on your slim pettie. . . .Cynthia rotrock was small bu kicked mad butt
so madam moji esther you can kick ASK. . . . .i believe in you, we believe in you
go boil water , walk past her and just give her a bath, if that doesnt do it for you a gallon of deeply fired oil
should sizzle the skin just right, as soon as you are done assuming your arent in jail by then lemmie know the reactions
for i admit you would bask in your new earned respect.
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vescucci (m)
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You're a bad example to humanity. Thumbs up, keep up the good work!  |
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Tgirl4real (f)
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Ariblaze and Kay9, u guyz should be locked up. Hehehe. . . My family is wondering if I'm raving mad d way have been laughing.
@ MojiEsther, u are so welcome. Kindly follow any of the options provided u above and letz hear the outcome. Hehehe. . .
@ Princesa dear, am glad u dropped sum'n. Me likey d touch your presence brings.
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ariblaze (m)
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because i am a man . . . . . . .
Because I'm a man, when I lock my keys in the car, I will fiddle with
a coat hanger long after hypothermia has set in. Calling AAA is not an
option. I will win.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
Because I'm a man, when the car isn't running very well, I will pop
the hood and stare at the engine as if I know what I'm looking at. If
another man shows up, one of us will say to the other, "I used to be
able to fix these things, but now with all these computers and
everything, I wouldn't know where to start." We will then drink a
couple of beers, as a form of holy communion.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ________
Because I'm a man, when I catch a cold, I need someone to bring me
soup and take care of me while I lie in bed and moan. You're a woman.
You never get as sick as I do, so for you, this is no problem.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
Because I'm a man, I can be relied upon to purchase basic groceries at
the store, like milk or bread. I cannot be expected to find exotic
items like "cumin" or "tofu." For all I know, these are the same
thing.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
Because I'm a man, when one of our appliances stops working, I will
insist on taking it apart, despite evidence that this will just cost
me twice as much once the repair person gets here and has to put it
back together.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
Because I'm a man, I must hold the television remote control in my
hand while I watch TV. If the thing has been misplaced, I may miss a
whole show looking for it, though one time I was able to survive by
holding a calculator, .(applies to engineers mainly).
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
Because I'm a man, there is no need to ask me what I'm thinking about.
The true answer is always either sex, cars, sex, sports or sex. I have
to make up something else when you ask, so don't ask.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
Because I'm a man, I do not want to visit your mother, or have your
mother come visit us, or talk to her when she calls, or think about
her any more than I have to. Whatever you got her for Mother's Day is
okay; I don't need to see it. And don't forget to pick up something
for my mother, too.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _______
Because I'm a man, you don't have to ask me if I liked the movie.
Chances are, if you're crying at the end of it, I didn't, and if you
are feeling amorous afterwards, .then I will certainly at least
remember the name and recommend it to others.
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ ______
Because I'm a man, I think what you're wearing is fine. I thought
what you were wearing five minutes ago was fine, too. Either pair of
shoes is fine. With the belt or without it, looks fine. Your hair is
fine. You look fine. Can we just go now?
____________ _________ _________ _________ _________ _____
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007, I will
share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking,
the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the
rest, like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering
what to do. This has been a public service message for women to better
understand men
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MojiEsther (f)
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@ airblaze @mojest
mehn fcuk the size
the rage does the damage
you need to look in and find your true potential for rage
sit down mediate by the still waters, legs crossed arms folded
and the tired sun settling in for the night in the horizon it would come to you
we are all super heroes here, we express rage constructively and make it happen
go read the first 3 pages of the book again , and you would get a guide to how to fcuk a person up
size irrespective, so dont look down on your slim pettie. . . .Cynthia rotrock was small bu kicked mad butt
so madam moji esther you can kick ASK. . . . .i believe in you, we believe in you
go boil water , walk past her and just give her a bath, if that doesnt do it for you a gallon of deeply fired oil
should sizzle the skin just right, as soon as you are done assuming your arent in jail by then lemmie know the reactions
for i admit you would bask in your new earned respect.
So i guess you are some Police commissioner or something? Give me some insurance you'll cover my a**. |
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ariblaze (m)
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no. . . . i am bigger than a police commissioner
i am the blazeman. . . . . . . . . .
and yeah i got your back
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vescucci (m)
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@Ariblaze. I hope you know you're inviting the wrath of Sisi_jinx with that funny stuff. She might come here and carry on like she's praising your magnanimity for simply existing but really she'll be thoroughly and scathingly tongue whipping you. Power to the women! I've done what you asked Sisi, now release the hostages
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MojiEsther (f)
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SIDIKATU
Sidikatu -nicknamed shembe by the rest of the family- was Daddy’s favourite - HIS third and last wife. (Shembe: an unusual animalistic creature).
Sidi was a short, thick, black, Ijebu woman.
Sidi would never be one third as fine as ‘Mother’ and ‘Mama K’-my step mum- even in the next life!
Sidi shook the house.
We kids were quite young, our mothers had too much on their plate, Daddy was jazzed,
Hence, she was ‘mean’ to us kids, unforgiving our mothers and loving her husband?
For years, Sidi was the architect of many issues (troubles) even though she had no ‘issue’ (child) of her own. God’s own punishment to the wicked, huh?
We complained and fought back. We hid and showed up again. We hoped and we prayed.
One day God answered our prayers,
The Big Fight
Sidikatu on Christmas day of one December threw a tantrum and slapped Mama K. Before Mama K could lay her experienced hands on her, extended family members separated them.
Sidi was reproached. Mama K appealed to.
Sidi delighted.
Mama K was pained, Sidi had scores to settle.
In January, another tantrum. Sidi wanted a Part II of the December fight. She was so confident she would win, but little did she know.
She had lied on Mama K. She went furthermore to abusing her to her face and then began to curse; bending over and slapping the ground repeatedly as she cursed.
“This is it’’ Mama K thought. ‘’This is it’’.
All of a sudden Mama K pulled Sidi close to herself and repeatedly hit her hard with both palms on her face. Her nails running down Sidi’s face. Sketching?
She then put her arms around Sidi’s neck. With Sidi’s head under her armpit, Mama K curled her bonny hands into a fist and began to beat her like a village drum. She beat with all her strength. She was in rage, she was furious. This is revenge. She’s got to have it.
Sidi bit (with her teeth). Mama K beat (with her fist)
Sidi was helpless. Mama K was crazy!
Mother screamed, Neighbours watched, Daddy separated,
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MojiEsther (f)
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No! Sidikatu can’t believe herself, She must win this fight!
She caught loose, (Off Daddy’s grip) and blindly rushed into Mama K’s waiting skillful arms.
Mama K effortlessly bent her over. She grabbed her small, round, evil head and began to hit it on the ground continuously like she was going to crack a hard nut.
Now mother is crying, Daddy is confused, Neighbours reluctantly separated,
Gbagaun,
The fight was over, Sidi had lost. Ish.
The pain Sidikatu experienced the days after, I can’t put in words. T’was excruciating.
Then she disappeared for months. She thought daddy would seek for her but no, her jazz had expired.
Eventually, she came back for her things. She couldn’t bear the shame. She had lost many battles.
The war was over.
Once in a while I see her around in the neighbourhood snooping around for info about us. Fronting an ‘I’m doing well’ persona. Olosi! Yeah, we are doing great. We got a new LORD now,
Yeye (the rubbish) has got no home, no child, and no hubby; except a hobby- to destroy. ‘May she destroy herself!’
Sometimes I wonder why she didn’t show up first in our lives at this time when my brothers are all grown up. All braced up with them biceps and triceps plus mean me.
We would pull a ‘300’. She would be minced meat.
Looking back at those times, her evil deeds and all, I had learnt a million ways not to treat my neighbour. I must admit God took care of her and he made sure she was punished, physically too.
Gosh! She was just a carton of fufu.
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vescucci (m)
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Chai. My mum says beware of the scorn of a woman. I was like, 'na. what're they gonna do? Beat me to a pulp?'
I wish. I wish. I wish.
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kay9 (m)
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hi blaze hi V hi Moji hi Tg hi . . . . umm, hi everyone else Chai, i don miss!because i am a man . . . . . . .
Because I'm a man, and this is, after all, the year 2007 2009, I will
share equally in the housework. You just do the laundry, the cooking,
the cleaning, the vacuuming, and the dishes, and I'll do the
rest, like wandering around in the garden with a beer wondering
what to do . . . .
By Jove, I concur!! |
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ariblaze (m)
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@KAY @vespa you mum is part of the movement conspiracy and the enslavement of men a woman scorned is like a man scorned they can just shout cry and cursing, in some cases stalk you noting you cant handle thus go into the world and scorn you have my permission |
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Tgirl4real (f)
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Just say u want to be a figure head.
MojEst, I hail o
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ariblaze (m)
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just walked through the graveyard again
the world's silent hour i spent prodding
the insanities within my sub section
correcting all leaving no stone unturned
the super hero of our consumer service
the mini god of the night,prying into
people's personals with a professional calm
a moment here and there to laugh
at the weirdness of certain people
the sun is rising now from its shy domain
and as like a vampire my power recedes with the every westward night
but unlike the night i would not keep running from my sworn foe
i will walk in it,head high,blurry speeds till i reach the confines of my house
a place where i can reconstrcut the night again,windows drawn ,blindfolds on
as i proceed into the world of peace oblivion called sleep . . . . . . . . . . .
gah working the night shift makes me go loooney
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Tgirl4real (f)
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Aww. . . Pele dear.
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sino (m)
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Salute ariblaze sir! Hi kay9 hi vescucci hi tgrl hello moji your rant is a kickass splendid shit hey wait o im following da trend lol.Hi everybody jare. This is worse than the global economic meltdown, infact it should be called university cgpa meltdown.I should hve knwn better,regret is expensive.What were they thinking using only the exam score and no c.a?I remember vividly, ive got to write a paper d nxt day by 8am but would'nt want to miss d oportunity of watching prison break season 4, as if my life depended on it,wouldnt listen to ma good consience telln me to prioritize, Da deed is done,im sober but irked,a C instead of an A,shit shit shit mehn what da f wuz i thinking???  |
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MojiEsther (f)
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Hi Everyone,
Hi Airblaze, You don begin dey make me fear o
Hi Tgirl4real
Sino: Ah, pele. I know how you feel. Such situation can be very annoying.
All right never intended to rant today, but i've got to do this one. I Have to get this off ma chest, Argh
Won't rant much though;
Its past noon, I've gotten more than a dozen text messages, phone calls,
And he hasn't called, No cake, yet? Nothing. No clue, hint, sign, Not even a text message,
Ah, Ema gba mi o!
I hope he hasn't forgotten my birthday again,
No he can't, I reminded him again a few weeks ago.
It won't be funny o, if he has forgotten,
I will, I will, 'Ok, the day is still young? Argh,
I hate suspense, silence, surprises, Argh,
E be like say this guy go fumble o, Ah koni funny o.
Ok, Moji the plan for the day and tomorrow is to be 'Thankful' to God and I am, (whether 'MrMan' shows up or not). Big daddy never fumbles.
Una still dey read this post? Wish me Happy Birthday na, ha ha.
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ariblaze (m)
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it is confimed now
you have zero, zilch ,no,none,kosi respect atall
you waltz into my thread, announce your birthday with style
yet common cake we no chop,where you dey sef?
me i must get my cake oo
and with respect to that your bobo
if he doesnt show up
send his address and two bars of choco- - - - - -late in tow
we would correct his erring ways
prolly tattoo your birthday date on his fore head
where he would never forget it
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vescucci (m)
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Did I say you were bad for humanity, Blaze? Hmmn, did I? Keep up the villainous work |
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Sisi Jinx
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All this ranting must be bringing out the best in me coz i have no idea why I am doing. . . why I am gonna do what I am about to do. At first I thought "Oh I have to do it coz someone needs to make up for Blaze and Vesc's rudeness and I don’t want her thinking we are not nice people but that was quickly dismissed Coz. . . Ya know. , . . I LIKE VESC AND BLAZE RUDE AND WHO GIVES A FLYING FIG WHAT OTHERS THINK??!! So what gives? It couldn't be that I am turning over a new leaf? That maybe. . . just maybe all my mom's prayers to have the perfect angel in me are coming true? That I have become someone who now cares about. . . *gulp* decorum?  Goodness. . . what next? Baking cakes and apples pies???!!!  Nah. . . Not Even!! Allah Kiya ye!! Whatever the case maybe, I don't wanna know. . . I'm just gonna do it and pretend it never happened (and I suggest anyone who would love the continual use of their limbs do the same. . . pretend it never happened, I mean. Yep, them are fighting words) Anyniceforthemomenthoo, here goes. . . HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOJI!! My wish for you is that you have a front and center seat on the lovely occasion of the drawing by his abunna and quartering of the one who forgot your birthday!!!!!!!  Now! Now! No need to thank me for that thoughtful wish. . . what are friends for?  |
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Epi
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 Struuuupes *sigh* STOP calling my cell phone and emailing me like a bloody idiot I gave you my number thinking you were going to call "once in a blue moon" You are calling me 24/7 three times a day and I can't take it. The thing is, I don't have the "guts" to tell you to stop calling/emailing me so much Seriously, I am thinking of telling you that i change my number and give you the rejection hotline 845-259-2245 if you don't LEAVE ME ALONE.
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ariblaze (m)
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i know i am being goaded
yet i allow it get to me
why cant i just sit and let everything she says slide?
why do i try to even raise to bait all the time?
everything seems hollow now,am just going through the motions now
or maybe somewhere within i am just resigned to whatever would happen ,happen
frankly i am tired of my self woven loop. . .
am tired of trying to open the curtain to my being
i am tired of not knowing what is,
i am tired of throwing the rulebook out
i am tired of the overly independent my gender has to be in control talk
i am tired of been a subject of my own imagination
i am tired of feeling the need to settle down
i am tired of being unsure
i am tired
this is my plan
if you want same dreams with me
then live the dreams with me ,your choice ,not me convincing
their are accepted terms which are non negotiable
wanna peep into my soul ,come draw the curtains
i am not holding it open waiting hoping, frankly my hand hurts
i will cut my nose to spite my mouth on this
i am who i am. . . .even men deserve some to
mind games i wont play. . . .
i am not even going to argue the merits of this with her,if you feel slighted
shoot me. . . . . . . . . . .i am not a nice person, i am self serving,i am an angry person
i am insatiable , i am hurt , i am mad , i am craving i am in love
but i would never wear my heart in my sleeves
never ever again. . . . .
love sucks. . . . .
back to original plan
father 2 kids from two different women
pay them and keep my kids
romance is too much drama
i would cut anyone who so much as suggests otherwise
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bluespice (f)
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wow, y'all keep on ranting  thanks for forgetting me kay, vesc, n blaze  |
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Sisi Jinx
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Blue, I am waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiting!!  See my Siggy @ Epi They usually ARE that dense. |
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bluespice (f)
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lol done! |
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