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Gamine (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #128 on: November 03, 2008, 08:12 PM »

@Ariblaze

Gwahahahaha

 Lips sealed Lips sealed,

im not Gami sha Cheesy Cheesy

i was going to Rant vehemently

but Ari, your post calmed me down! Grin

Thanks Darl,  Kiss
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #129 on: November 03, 2008, 09:53 PM »

what does priapism mean?

Tried looking it up

Cameup empty,is it a slang''''?


Gam caled me darl

U must be really upset oi



 
Baby Jinx
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #130 on: November 04, 2008, 03:09 AM »

Quote from: vescucci on November 03, 2008, 06:10 PM
Priapism dude, Priapism!

Oh Vesc
doyin13 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #131 on: November 04, 2008, 03:35 AM »

Quote from: Baby Jinx on November 04, 2008, 03:09 AM
Oh Vesc

no mind am. . .na all that pap wey e drink dey make am cause this kain kasala for person brain
Gamine (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #132 on: November 04, 2008, 10:04 AM »

Priapism?Huh



 Cheesy
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #133 on: November 04, 2008, 11:03 AM »

 ;De i know it

Heeheee

Blockage of blood from flowin outta:, :, :

Actually a certain self aclaimed joblessss person

Gave me heads up

Lawd where did u pick that up from'?

Impressed i am

U even had gami in turmoil ova it


vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #134 on: November 04, 2008, 11:20 AM »

Medical disorder. Erectile dysfunction
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #135 on: November 04, 2008, 11:32 AM »

Perpetual hard-on. "Viagra Overdose"

All the business with the bloody detour is gory as you'd like eh, Blaze?
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #136 on: November 04, 2008, 12:31 PM »

Well, it sure seems y'all are having a slow morning.

What say y'all we rant. I could always rant if there was something to rant about which there isn't at the moment. I'm so pissed that I cannot rant about anything right now. So I'm gonna see how many times I can say rant in a sensible sentence. To rant or not to rant seems to be the question most ranters are faced with but they do not know that they're ranting whilst pondering whether to rant or not to rant whichh is really not that difficult but ranters just seem to make a decbacle all the time about not ranting when they actually are, but there's no problem like that for a ranter runt like me who rants at any given rantable opportunity to rant and even when there's hardly and opportunity I create the opportunity to rant like I'm doing presently hoping in my heart of hearts that y'all would label me insane whcih I don't mind as long as my name is spelt right or any first few letters as long as they follow like they're supposed to

My shift and comma keys are broken  Grin

Rant in the name of loooove, Rant in the name of loooove, Rant in the name of loooooooooooove!
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #137 on: November 04, 2008, 01:05 PM »

I'm beginning to get really frigging pissed here. What kind of anomaly would get all y'all off all at the same frigging time. I'm so jobless today and there's no one out to play. Why won't anyone play with Vesc. My boredom made me foray into the romance section and frankly that's not my strong suit. So if y'all don't want to lose a fairly passable dude, come hither and let's play. Heck, I don't want to lose myself.
Gamine (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #138 on: November 04, 2008, 02:13 PM »

Ari, dont drag me into your world of eternal sunshine of the DIdnt have a clue mind

Vesc, GET A LIFE!!!!!!! Angry

Cliche, i know! Cheesy
stillwater (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #139 on: November 04, 2008, 05:37 PM »

Quote from: vescucci on November 04, 2008, 01:05 PM
I'm beginning to get really frigging pissed here. What kind of anomaly would get all y'all off all at the same frigging time. I'm so jobless today and there's no one out to play. Why won't anyone play with Vesc. My boredom made me foray into the romance section and frankly that's not my strong suit. So if y'all don't want to lose a fairly passable dude, come hither and let's play. Heck, I don't want to lose myself.

. . . wan'na play doctor and nurse? Cheesy
doyin13 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #140 on: November 04, 2008, 06:22 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on November 04, 2008, 05:37 PM
. . . wan'na play doctor and nurse? Cheesy

The guy is too stiff to play Doctor's and nurses' jo. And I don't mean in the nether regions' Angry Angry Angry

What manner of person go use Priapism for sentence. . . .shior Angry Angry Angry Angry


I am not ranting ooo.  . I haven't even started. But I just had to say something
about all this big word people. Its very annoying.

Their vocabulary dey discombobulate my long-suffering medulla  Sad Sad Sad Grin
stillwater (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #141 on: November 04, 2008, 06:32 PM »

@ a phallus emerges from the desert Tongue Cheesy

A little stillwater can unstiffen the stiff.  Tongue
doyin13 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #142 on: November 04, 2008, 06:39 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on November 04, 2008, 06:32 PM
@ a phallus emerges from the desert Tongue Cheesy

A little stillwater can unstiffen the stiff.  Tongue

 Shocked Shocked Shocked

That is a very unfortunate quality as far as we men are concerned.

Berra go and find another kind of special powers
stillwater (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #143 on: November 04, 2008, 06:56 PM »

lol, you're crazy. Grin
Tyna Tyla
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #144 on: November 04, 2008, 10:06 PM »

Did I hear you say materialistic? Now here’s some rant….

“Material Girl”[i][/i]

That’s what they say about her.
So what if she only wants to look good and live well?
If she didn’t look nice you would not have picked her
But you‘d rather it wasn’t off your own pay cheque
And if she’s supposed to smell nice,
could that come off some cheap perf?
So now she drives the Porsche Cayman,
wears designer jeans
and it’s all about the dough,
but of course you think it shouldn’t be yours,
and still you ‘re wondering if she wouldn’t be yours

We re born into
and reign in the material world
We breath, live and feed on the material dream,
Crave for and envy the all material parents,
neighbours, lovers and friends
in a list of endless material wishes
and desires,
yet she’s called the material girl,
‘cos she’s hot and fly and craves the same ‘material things’ that you do
but hey,
can’t blame the material girl,
‘cos we all ‘re addicted to the material dream
Quit hating on the material girl
‘cos of course, we love the material dream.

vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #145 on: November 05, 2008, 06:26 PM »

What?
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #146 on: November 05, 2008, 06:35 PM »

@Stillwater. You,vixen, you. How does the game work?
Tgirl4real (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #147 on: November 05, 2008, 06:47 PM »

Ariblaze,
I wil like to knw d reason for your rants . . .
Would u grant an interview?
View d thread - Up Close and Persona in dis section or my signature and let me know your thots. Thanx
Gamine (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #148 on: November 05, 2008, 06:56 PM »

This gurl sef Undecided

@Tyna

Now thats a rant!
stillwater (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #149 on: November 05, 2008, 07:27 PM »

Quote from: vescucci on November 05, 2008, 06:35 PM
@Stillwater. You,vixen, you. How does the game work?

You'll be the doc, I'll be the nurse.


* 0410-0606-2505-4247_sexy_nurse.jpg (15.78 KB, 280x300 )
Baby Jinx
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #150 on: November 05, 2008, 08:11 PM »

*Thinking to self*
Oh la la! It's getting hot in here. . . I am so not missing this


stillwater (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #151 on: November 06, 2008, 02:02 AM »

Lol, where do you get these animations? I love them.
Tgirl4real (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #152 on: November 06, 2008, 05:22 PM »

Gamine,

are u talking to me  Undecided

Anyway, i need to have a word with u too

omoovie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #153 on: November 06, 2008, 05:39 PM »

How about depression in place of agression?

TITLE: Out in the desert with skin flayed

Even among the outcasts, I am an outcast,

, the step-child's step-child. The giant fairy. The ostracized duckling of the clan of ugly ducklings.


Lately, the cynic in me has taken over. I don't know how or when but little miss cheerleader isn't indestructible anymore. There are only so many burns, scrapes, falls, train wrecks, exploding men and gunshot wounds one can take before one passes the point of no regenerate. It's so elusive. Forever eluding me this dream - falling apart like a poorly constructed spiderweb. You start to ask yourself if there is something intrinsically wrong with you that nothing ever works. It's like everyone else is well on their way, they are spreading their wings, comet tails blinking faster than light waves. And you. Submerged it seems; floating forever while tettered to the land till little by little your smiles start to feel like lies, you start to die inside. Your religion can't save you, your music can't free you, your air can't lift you, your solace can't shield you, your truth will not absolve you, no caress will calm you. I want to dip my head below the water and like a can immersed fill up and up and up till the light winks out. Just end. End. The fullstop. There is no quick pill to take that will catapult me from the now to the dream future. Toujours avec toujours dans mes reves. But I'm trying not feel despondent, not to commit the ultimate sin called complete despair because despair is a mistress, a pervasive dominatrix. She will tease you and break you and gag you and occlude you till you feel, taste, see, hear, remember nothing but her forever obliterating what has gone before. My sight has been negated. Where once I chose to see the good somehow I see the bad. That deep grey mist side on the underbelly below the deck, through the trench, beyond the tar pit, through malarious swamp.


Does every star-fish get this way? Maybe it is the nature of my duality. One fish bright and one fish blue. I guess you could say fish blue.

Blue.


Why do you elude me? You - music. You - man. You - half soul. You - can. Why?


I'll try.


I'll try.


I'll try.


I WILL TRY.


Despair is not my mistress. Despair is not my mistress. Despair is not my mistress.

There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.
There's no place like home.


Where's home?

Show me Father because I can't find it. I forget where it is,
Please.
I don't want to submit to this solar eclipse.

Lunar concussion.

I will try.

I will try.

I will try.


Gamine (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #154 on: November 06, 2008, 08:39 PM »

WWWWOW Shocked Grin

this is SOME rant, Ariblaze you could learn a thing or too

Even though i feel this is a stolen rant from, say, Heroes Undecided
Tyna Tyla
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #155 on: November 07, 2008, 12:07 AM »

Nice 1
Sisi Jinx
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #156 on: November 07, 2008, 12:12 AM »

Smileys
for
My Bros
Lovely Nurse


Vesc, I know what you are going to say so don't, okay.

Let's just say I learnt my lesson and I coming back where I belong and leave it at that.
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #157 on: November 07, 2008, 06:41 AM »

why?
What ever could she have done?
What could have warranted it?

What harm could she have done'?
Cept delay the general by 5 at most 10minutes

But no,black and blue they had to beat her
Cloths they tore,tears she cried saying letme call my  father,you are lucky to to be alive the general said, her body they exposed, rage fills me and shamed fill me,

Sir high n mighty
Her dad you should  have allowed her call
For a nobody he isnt
My band of brothers he was
Rednecked he was too
Forgive you uzo would never


Backpain she nursed for years
Worsen it i hope you havent
Her phone not available it squeals
Free you cant go,pain a million folds you shall
Experience,justice has always being a bitch and a prostitute,so that i dont wish you, payback in multiple fold shall be yours,

Your loved ones shall know what it feels like to be powerless in the face of force,helpless in the presence of brutes

I might be part of the squeaking masses
But my words shall ring true
For my friend you turned to news
Her  pain brought you glee
Her tears made you feel a man,s man

I pity you
Her pain is gonna end
Celebrity status you gave her
Yours n yours is just startin




Uzo,being trying to reach you,do letme know how you feel?
Tgirl4real (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #158 on: November 07, 2008, 10:42 AM »

This isv touching . . .


Ariblaze,

I'm waiting for u here


http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-191518.96.html
Gamine (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #159 on: November 08, 2008, 03:57 PM »

Throw me a Lifeline wont you please

Im watching the TV, and im not at ease

Throw me a lifeline.

Slowly sinking in the mire of recklessness

drowning in the ocean of carelessness

Throw me a lifeline, wont you please

im staring out the window, and i have no peace.


Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry
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