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ariblaze (m)
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at blu
no i dont
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ariblaze (m)
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The aunties,the mom and the bride
this is a offshoot of my favorite
western,the good,the bad and the ugly
did you come with her?who i inquire sheepishly
her now,the reply i got,by now i knew the road
i put my game face on, lets play,the usual parry and thrust
alas, a fool i was. . .this was no spar, ,this was an attack
where is your girlfriend? i don't have at least not anymore
what did you do to her?(this woman knew me in my diapers but readily assumed i was the wrong party in a gender dispute)
she felt i wasn't serious enough,why weren't you serious enough?
i was i guess i just dint translate it properly to her,
have you told her? yes, what did she say? she is gone
whats wrong with you ar****, you are of age, you have a good job
what else are you waiting for,more money i replied, a reply that sparked an outage of words
you disappoint me, at your age your father already had you
what have you become,is it so hard to find a good girl?
is it so hard to show a girl you are committed to her?
is it so hard to realize you are of age and thus should think of settling down?
is it so hard. . . . . . . . . . ?
i snapped
yes it is hard aunty
i spend an average of 15hours a day 6days a week
shuttling between work and home
time which is devoid of saying anything more than hi to anyone
i get home drained ,tired and crawling for my bed,some nights i barely make the shower
the time i spend catching up with friends is usually when stuck in holdup on my way back from work
yes it is hard to find a good girl, a good girl that suits me,that is meshed to be like me
one that i can fight with, make up with. argue with, one who will tease me mercilessly
not a butter cant melt in my mouth good girl, not someone you approve of for the sole reason she is from an area you like
i cant find at work, cos we don't socialize , we are holed up in a freezer making sure certain peeps smile
i dont have time for weddings, thus cant meet prospectives, hardly have time for church, talk less of singles fellowship
so where or where?
and i wont go through the humiliation of being set up on a blind date
no i wont,your relationship or whatever will come out of it will be subject to too many eyes and ears
and i certainly wont like anyone taking credit for what's that word ' hooking me up with a spouse'
i found one against all odds i did
how am i supposed to find another?
and am not even sure i want another!
she kept quiet. . . . . . .
then my mum appeared
her comrade in arms. . albeit recently
i cant win this, i cant even fight this
i think the only way i can survive is to shut down that part of my life
concentrate on my career and just forge ahead. . . . .
next visit home should be 2years
i aint got the strength to go through this again
now who says women have the longer end of the spoon?
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ravenzord (m)
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I can't believe I've been waiting 4 dis dumbass bitch of a secretary 4 d past 3 hours,went out and came back and she still hasn't gotten my teller. Is she crazy? After her stupid bank got me 2 pay 2000 naira 4 misplacing it(4 frigging meals),she's still here acting like she's doing me a favor.Maybe it's cos I've been acting all gentlemanly around her,lemme go show off some shouting skills
She: Aaah! Fine brother,I know I've kept U waiting.Please don't be angry
Me: So you know,have U done it? (Of course I'm not angry, I enjoy sitting around in too-cold banks watching ugly old hags with scrawny spotted legs pretend 2 be busy)
She:Ehn,I'm about 2 do it. I know u're angry,please bear with me,I was very busy.
Me:I'm not angry ma,could you please make it fast? I've got other things 2 do(Busy admiring your reflection in the computer screen ryt? Wonder why U bother,all d makeup n masquerade paint in dis world won't make U fine)
She:I know,medical students are always busy(laughs fake laugh),I have a nephew who's a medical student too.I hope U won't keep me waiting like dis in your hospital O!(shows brown teeth again).
Me:(Smiling fake smile also):I won't keep U waiting 2 long of course.(So U knew I was busy and U kept me waiting,of course I won't keep U waiting at all,if I ever see U in my hospital U'll be d 1st person I'll attend 2.I'll operate on you whether you need it or not,n I'll operate without anaesthetics,make you go through some pain.Den I'll make incisions all over your organs;your kidney,liver,stomach,duodenum,jejunum, everything.U'll be a walking,talking leaking septic tank,n u'll die with d knowledge dat I killed U, idiot)
She:(Typing out something) Ok,I'm through,but our printer isn't really clear,will U come back tomorrow?
Me:Don't worry,just print it like dat.I'll manage it(WTF!!! U MEAN I WAITED 3 HOURS 4 SOMETHING U COULD HAVE DONE IN 5 MINUTES!!!! DAMN!!! I should sue dis bank,charging 2000 for a letterheaded piece of paper.Nd U want me 2 come back 2moro? Hell no,I've seen enough of your ugly face 2 last me a lifetime,thank you.)
She:(Prints letter,takes it 2 d manager 2 sign it and comes back,all in a space of 5 mins) Alrite that's it.Thanks 4 patronizing us.Sorry once again 4 keeping U waiting.
Me:(Grabbing my letter before she changes her mind) Thank You (Fcuk you very much,bitch)
@ Ari:LOL I feel your pain on d marriage stuff,luckily 4 me I'm still 2 young 4 dat,10 more yrs at least.Nd putting a bullet in d head would acually make U a coward,cos it would mean u're scared of living.U realise dying isn't d hard thing,living is.
@ blue:I'm good
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bluespice (f)
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ahhhh rave, my fav med student  |
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vescucci (m)
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I see sick people
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ariblaze (m)
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wale abi?  ?? isnt that what kay says your name is? you arent too old to suck on a bar of soap oo and if you annoy me , sir elton john is always there am sure he will be more than glad to oblige you |
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bluespice (f)
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 kay imma need your help i need to bust a cap in some guy's nut he knows himself and i need your expertise on this one woulda loved to drain him myself but im missing my twin so killing's loosing its appeal moreso i need this guy to suffer as only u can so. . . do we have am agreement?
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kay9 (m)
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kay imma need your help i need to bust a cap in some guy's nut he knows himself and i need your expertise on this one woulda loved to drain him myself but im missing my twin so killing's loosing its appeal moreso i need this guy to suffer as only u can so. . . do we have am agreement?  Who's the guy? |
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cisse7575 (m)
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Yes, I must beat him one day…Minus A day today.
I will take out all his blood with my right blow.
He always disturbed me each night while sleeping with his old model power generating machine, Other neighbors might be disturbed as well, no they are not, they would have…but I don't care, why must he too switch on his 'Alupupu' while I want to switch on my ready-made power generating. What must I do?
I know my ready-made is even much more making noise than his.
It was 11:49pm on Friday night; all other neighbors had gone to vigil. Tiptoeing to his power generating machine, with lot of salt in my hand, I open his fuel tank, place some salt with the fuel, so that his 'Alupupu will stop his noise making…stop working forever till its next life.
He was following me, I'm not aware of that. Now he saw me doing that to his 'thing'
“What the hell are you doing there Mr. Abinueni?”He said.
“Just trying to stop your old model material,”
“Stop that mess, Abinueni” he said “or what is your name?” he moved closely and saw what really going was on.
“What the hell!” he shouted “Putting salt on my gen?”
“YES!” I said, “Or I will throw it inside Odo OSA myself!” he raised his hands wanting to slap me, being a professional boxer, I waved his slap, and instead, I kick his mouth, his whole faces. He lost just two teeth, with blood flowing like a river down from his mouth. He was crying like a three-years old boy whom had been beaten for stealing meat in the pot.
“I will kill you today,”
“Please!” he said.
“HELP! HELP!! HELP!!!” He had forgotten that it was Friday; every body had gone to vigil.
I feel a sensational relief for that for that. Yes, I have beaten him.
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tubabie (f)
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Nice one cisse7575, give it to 'em I so hate neighbours who are nuisances |
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sino (m)
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lol @ cisse
hi all
Now Im really pissed at FG. So I cook this Likkle message for them.
We bear the brunt of their mess.
The potbelly heads.
Well, we've got a flat belly head.
Home i am again, was told naija Universities are 4 + X years.
I see the stares, Has'nt he graduated yet?
I shut ém up with my supernatural flair.
This is no fault of mine but theirs.
Wondering are'nt the head and his vice once teachers of students here,
Everyday im faced with poverty's fear
I toil and get soil just to put my next generation in the right sphere
The heads i look, and shake my head
They say our interest, to their hearts dear, but display impunity, arrogance and thievery without fear
They all need to be sent to the gallows of death
You've made the youths live a life of snare
you killed them, their instinct their talent you made them bare
DIE! to your children you hide out there,
I know you plan to make them heads
so you care not what you do to us here
My mind would'nt change if you keep putting this nation in this pathetic glare.
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vescucci (m)
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@Ariblaze Nah, I'll pass. Elton is not my type. Grapevine has it that he loves young ready-for-marriage candidates to scratch the spots that his wig don't quite cover, among other things @Blue, I hope I'm not the object of your disdain. For I'd rather you do your own dirty work, wink, than the infinitely distasteful Kay9.  I still see sick people |
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ariblaze (m)
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Hello All
THINGS WE'VE LEARNT FROM NOLLYWOOD .
1. Every problem you have is spiritual.
2. In every romance movie, someone must die.
3. It is possible to hit a person without actually touching them!
4. Anyone who gets hit by a car dies immediately.
5. Poisoned food always tastes better.
6. The best way to make money is by visiting a 'Babalawo' / joining a cult/ sleeping with rich men/or killing a child
7. One of a pair of twins (identical or not) is born evil.
8. There is never an end to your suffering, except death!
9. With a pastor , all things are possible.
10. A movie can be titled anything, such as:
*The boy is mine,
* Face me, I face you
*Two rats,
*Spanner,
*Calculator,
*Igala,
*Ijele,
*Igodo,
*Igudu,
*Shigidi,
*Eran Iya Oshogbo,
*Ta longbe mu.
11. A movie has not been made if at least one actor/actress has not- twisted his/her lips to speak wrong phonetics'.
12. You are in love, you want to take your girl out, the best place you take her to is,
*Mr. Biggs/Tantalizers: where you'll most probably see an ex while feeding each other.
*The beach: where it is imperative that you ride a donkey and carry her playfully.
*Or the best: take her to buy some new ugly clothes.
13. An Igbo movie has been made if ,
* You visit a 'Babalawo'
* A fleet of cars is shown off at regular intervals for a total of half of the movie time.
Kanayo 'O' Kanayo is in the movie. Pete Edochie is also there too!
To get rich it is mandatory you join a cult
14. Gun shots and knock-outs sound the same!
15. Sometimes the title has absolutely nothing to do with the movie
and other times, once you read the title and see the poster you know it all!!!
(Also the soundtrack gives you a headache because it just narrates the whole story repeatedly - so much for suspense and intrigue!)
16. A love story has not been produced if it does not have one or two of the following actresses-
* Stella Damascus
* Stephanie Okereke
* Genevieve Nnaji
* Omotola Jalade
* Rita Dominic
17. The police are extremely 'efficient' unlike their counterparts in real life.
18. An actress can wear the same hairdo for more than a year and even in longer flashbacks.
19. It is permissible to wear very dark shades at night!
20. When you are shot in the chest, it really doesn't matter; your head will be bandaged! Same for your legs!
21. When advertising a movie, you really should shout because, people are deaf?
22. When you are extremely poor, you will still be able to afford-a beautiful house, very good furniture, T.V., nice clothes, but you won't be able to send your kids to school.
23. Most especially in Yoruba movies, your gateman must be inefficient and comical. He MUST dress like a freak, be rude to all your visitors and never mind his business.
24.the bad guy always dies or gets caught by none other than the police- LOL!!!!
25. At the end of a three hour movie you'll be reminded that THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING, WATCH OUT FOR PART 2!
26. No matter the type of movie, TO GOD BE THE GLORY,
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ariblaze (m)
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where is everyone?
i come here looking for spice
and no one is around
i have being a victim of severe migraine for the past two days
it feels as though mc hammer is doing the typewriter in my head
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ravenzord (m)
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@ sino: I'm with U on dat one bro,I really think we should revolt,cut a few of our leaders' heads,purge d system, den of course y'all gon vote me 4 president,I'll make it all better  @ vescucci: Dere's prolly a sick person ryt next 2 U,if I were U I wouldn't be scared, I'd be terrified. @ Ari:Everyone's taken a vac from being pissed,seems like U have also.I hereby giv U d post of Resident E 8)xpert on nollywood affairs,congrats.  |
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kay9 (m)
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hi blaze
hi blu
hi V
hi sino
hi Raven, welcome to da club (hope u r crazy enof tho)
hi evrybody else
I think i've lost my fury. . . . has anyone seen it, please?
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ariblaze (m)
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hello kay
every one else :whatever
especially to that wale chap
kay9
i know where you fury is?
its in the same place my zeal has gone
its gone down the black hole
and am very sorry i am not sure she wants to come back
at least in my case(make no mistake its a she)
the drive to spit rubbish went along with her
the need to look for wahala fled down the pipes with her
the ability to incite people went down the abyss with her
the technique for seeing a Grey area in between white and black has being lost
i dont know if that's what it feels like to lose your fury ooo
but thats how me i feel right now. . .
i owe it to myself to get back as do you. . .
thus my suggestion is this re-create another fury
lets look for another source of fuel to build the fury
quit searching for that we think is lost,
mourn it, yes, hold out hope ,yes
live dejected? no
if its supposed to be ours, it will come back
you know the stories of how to tame pigeons
. .,lets fuel it
i think my environment now, can be sufficient fuel for me
and should be for you too, except of course one senorita has you tamed. .
ps:pardon me if i sound disjointed, covered a round trip of 613 kilometers yesterday with a can of sprite in the system
still haven't eaten yet
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kay9 (m)
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I'm not angry, not with anyone. I'm not even sad. I'm just. . . flat. Deflated.
maybe you're right, blaze. I got a sengorita coming over on thurs, but i dont think it explains my lethargy. And it aint like things are unusually smooth and rosy-coated for me now - in fact, i've been SERIOUS rock ground for a while now. Maybe its the sheer fruitlessness of my efforts to close my deals that's affecting me. maybe.
i think i miss Sisi. and Tg. and even epi. i'm sorry blu, but i really can't stomach any blood right now.
Fcuk u V, say somfin!!!
Holla back, blaze. i know i'm acting like a gaddamn b*****-a*** motherf*****, but darn it evry nygga's gat a blue day.
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vescucci (m)
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You sick psychos! I've missed my old life. I've put in so much of me into something I really hoped and wanted to work. You cynical bastards can probably guess it didn't. Life goes on. And I'm a firm proponent of moving on. Move along and don't cause a traffic jam in the space-time continuum. So, as a token of my return, I'll single handedly bring this thread back to life. Come on, you scousers, look alive. The ace is back.
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sino (m)
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Peace all
As much as i love to rant, i must be in good spirit and say peace.Even when offended by d guy next door i say peace,and when vesc tryz to indulge me into reeling out bolts and brimstone of tantrums i say peace.Lol
Hmmm vesc how u doing is'nt d right question to ask so whatzup?
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Scofield007 (m)
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Ariblaze, rave, cisse, i'm feelin you guys. You rock, but not my world. Thats even if i have any. Everythin seems to belong to the private sectors these days. All in the name of privatisation, the pple in govt have sold what we could ours. But can we blame them? They paid to be there and they must get their money back. Even if it means sellin nigeria. But what ires me is the fact that they did not give me #5000 to vote for them, so why should i suffer with those that collected the money. Now i've been at home for three months, my graduation, adjourned to a later date. Who is to blame for this also? Me, ASUU, or govt? It couldn't be me cos i'm the victim. The lectures feels also they're fightin a good fight. There's nothin wrong in doin a little oliver twist and askin for more. Afterall those ungrateful senators whom they tutored is earnin more than they're requestin. So the blame couldn't also be on ASUU. The govt, i'm not sure. Is it our president's fault that he's not feelin too well. Like my brother always says, the nation is sick and we have a sick president. Another reason why our health sector must spring to work. At least to save mr. president the embarrassment of havin to go to saudi arabia and have those long-bearded doctors operate on him. Oh no, on a second thought, what about our pastors? I've heard several times they cure any disease. Haven't any of them found an antidote to the president's ailment? Maybe the mallam should himself visit papa on the road to ibadan or the goateed pastor in the synagog at ikotun. Many of his predecessors have done that, even from outside Naija. Oh pardon me, i forget he's a muslim. But muslims do a kind of fastin and prayers that also heals sickness. I've seen it several times in Naija home videos. Blaze, i guess you forgot to add that?
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ariblaze (m)
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i have not being absent ,absent per say
i was on a fast off this site
a few things i wrote on fb
some of you have read it, some havent
so enjoy
i like em big
round and succulent
never really cared much for skin color,unlike some
but more for personality and size,orobo ,i have never being the lepa type
partly because i feared my positioning and maneuverings might break her(if you know what i mean)
the bigger,the easier to satisfy,right?
thus getting more satisfaction for me
having to work and maneuver that size is such a turn on
all my friends know,if you come with a lepa,i probably would just indulge her
but an orobo,you will have to be on guard 24/7 with me around
i have had 3 relationships before her, the last i had to send packing,for lack of performance ,this brings to fore that personality counts more than size
when i saw her picture in my mailbox,i was sold
i yearned to be with her,
to stroke her
be in sync with her
longed for the moments when she would screeam in estacy
to be the envy of my friends
watching the sunset with her
i wanted her to take my frustrations away
to be one with me,i wanted to think or be with her all day long
and dream of her all night.
i was in love. . .
thus i made my move
fierce competition sprung from left and right,but i stayed the course,applied some cunning and guile till finally she became mine
our first night together was beyond perfect(unlike that of my previous)
i felt eyes on us with envy when we entered an arena
she is big and old compared to what men like now,
most guys like fresh blood,that again isnt me,for me the older,the more experienced,the more worldly, i dint need to tutor such,thus her being with me becomes a matter of her liking it and not cos she wants to be broken.
she never lied to me
when she was pained she dint hide it
when i erred she corrected me
when she needed love,she made me know
when i hit her spot,she responded right
she dint have multiple layers
she was open and fair to me
why would i want to look for another?
what else can a man ask for?
beyond amiable personality, a loving touch and unrivaled love
i am in heaven and you people wonder why i am not married yet?
well its because i know how it feels to be loved
well i want you to meet her and be the the judge
she is big
she is black
she is understanding
she is passionate
she is loving
she is crazy
she is wild
she can tolerate me
she is fast
and she is my honda CB1100XX aka superblack bird
i christened her Thatcher
PS:before you all start calling me crazy,it is 3am i am butt naked and i just rode at breakneck speed from Victoria island to ikeja , a lil bit on the high side,which is to be expected considering i am coming from a friend's bach eve(a story for another day)
and she dint toss me
so riddle me this
is it a crime to want her?
is it a crime to love?
is it a crime to want to be in sync with her?
is it a crime to feel dejected because she walked away?
is it a crime for us to be the envy of all?
is it a crime for me to still be pining ?
if i can feel this much for thatcher imagine what i feel for her?
i am heartbroken
i am tired
i am lonely
i need a smoke. . . . . .
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Scofield007 (m)
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How do i get you on f'buk? Cant pour my heart out now, cos i dont know where it is. Not that i misplaced it, i want to believe it was stolen. What wont they steal in this country? Anyways, not that i'm mad cos that one's even worn out and i'm stil in search of a new one. That reminds me, would you be kind enough to lend me yours for sometime?
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vescucci (m)
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I hope you're joking cuz if you aren't, then you must be insane. You want the heart of a jackal? One's better off heartless than with his.
Hehe, Blaze. I hope you and Thatcher grow old together. VERY OLD
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Scofield007 (m)
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Hi buffalo sorry vesc, thank for givin me that hint. But hey i still think i need one. What'bout yours? Talkin about insanity, i've been insane for about a month now. Since day i've been asked to stop takin beer and seeing girls. By no other person than one of those over-sabi prophets. Who always sees your future but cant see theirs. He said if i stop, i'll be rich. You should see the way he said it. 'young man, your future looks so bright. I see you livin in affluence but son you have to stop the things you do to get them'. And what are these things? i asked. Then he gave me two outrageous conditions. What is all the money in this world without girls and shacks. Anyways i told him thank you sir.
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streetwize
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My heart fumbled enfeebled, quavering desperately to function, coughing out blood in sporadic spastic spurts as I floated languidly, as if in a trance, into the dark alley .
No it wasn't dark, It was black. Complete nothingness, Empty, cold, terrible,
My eyes were closed, but it didn't matter, opening them would make no difference,
Pain seared through me as I hovered in an agonizing contortion, my hands limp at my side, face drained to a pallid pulp, back arched so far back that the soles of my feet tickled my ears.
The steel cold bit my skin hard, numbing me to non-existence as my lungs inflamed from the lack of oxygen; I did not bother gasping for breath, there was none left.
There was nothing,
Suddenly!! My heart inflated in a burst of madness, almost ripping through my flesh into liberty as an eerie wail tore the silent night like a malfunctioning siren.
My ears moaned in agony, ululating its torment,
"Why me, " I whimpered beneath the high-pitched howl, "why me, "
Who could hear my anguish, Who could feel my distress,
Hot tears burned a path down my cheeks, glistening in the darkness as my heart wailed for death on behalf of my aching body,
My brain spun like in Olympic tumbles, unable to control itself, talk less of controlling my body.
Then a hand gripped me, the cold frigid hands of death, aaah, the grasps of salvation, It would soon be over,
But it would not be easy,
Fear rippled up my spine in spasms as my closed eyes beheld glowing lantern eyes holding a diabolical gaze, staring into the depths of my soul. The eyes were full of bitter hate, Oh why had I strayed into the company of demons,
I hung helpless in a tortuous arc , my whole physique lacerated with affliction, mouthing a last prayer to God, thanking him for the opportunity for an end,
Then without moving his mouth, the creature whispered silently to my soul
This is how You will remain for eternity, you will not die,
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Scofield007 (m)
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[b][/b]  good work streetwise. did you see my ad? |
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streetwize
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Thanks mehn. . . . what Ad?
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190 (m)
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I'll be foc.kked
I had a Terrible day
trying 2 be a good citizen of nigeria 4 once
left for the national stadium 2day around 3pm
Got there and met the whole abuja there
the 1st welcome note i got was the sweet scent of a tear-gas
my eyes and nose started dripping instantly, OK
Im a faithful citizen,There is NO GATE BEEN Opened despite i have my 500naira ticket with me
reason the useless Mopol and police and road safety gave us is that the don's are meant to pass 1st
OK, NO PROBLEM,Im a Good citizen,we are now directed 2 pass a thick bush which has been levelled by fans to
another gate,i endured and entered, Rite inside the bush,i come face 2 face with 6 sets of Mopols again asking people
for 100naira each to pass,i bribe each set with 100N amounting 2 six hundred naira inside the bush and manage to
get to the gate,Now, i have my ticket, people are shouting,begging,climbing iron fences even with barbed wires,the
gate is refused 2 be opened,another teargas is shot,this time i take 2 my heels, 3 whytes FAINT instantly inside the
explosion (2females and 1male)and the mopol resuce them,i reach 2 my pocket and my sony ericsoon w800i is gone
they have picked my pocket, im nearly in tears, cos my 6 and a half year old sim is gone, on 2nd tot i decide 2 go for
what i came for,i Jump a fence and was nearly hit by a HORSE, Ok,No problem, im a good citizen who Nigeria can die
for (cos i aint dying 4 nigeria) No mess.in way! ,i enter the stadium, No space.filled 2 the brim,i stand 4 1 complete
Hour and watch nigeria play a 2-2draw rite in my very eyes, now my fone comes back 2 my mind,i sacrificed everytin 4
Nothing,we arent even goin 2 the worldcup anymore, i just got home,took panadol for my pains, and now ready 2
sleep,thats my day for you, Thank U Nigeria,But 4rm now henceforth,please Nigeria ure on your own!
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TheSeeker (m)
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I hate robbers and common thieves!
I went to visit a friend for many hours. I was having fun and a blast as usual. We drank and played. . . . little did I know that some bloody crooks were trying to steal my car in broad day light. I wish I had spotted those motherfuckers and killed them.
They couldn't steal the car of course, I have had an extra security strapped to it. They got away with my phones that had very vital financial information in them. What a hungry set of crooks!!!!! I have reported to the police and will be waiting on a report from them so I can identify their fucking faces. God help them or they'll be dead! Fagots with no taste If they had been able to steal my car, I'd have not hurt as much as this but steal phones? Cheapskate and bunch of penny pinchers
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Tgirl4real (f)
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 Hi guys. What r u guys up to? I haven't been able to read thru, I know I have missed a lot. See ya later.
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ariblaze (m)
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5 men, 5steads
decided to charter a course like Columbus
but unlike Columbus this course has being chartered before,but therein dint mean the dangers were any less ,or circumstances more favorable
but these men were brave lads
it was a passage of rite,monthly rite if you choose
some may be eager to brand them reckless
but 'na them get them mouth'
the morning of the quest came with open heavens.RAIN, enough to discourage the faint hearted but not this men,rather it increased their resolve to surge on,afterall they would become conquerors at the end of this quest
And the gallant men moved,hearts in thier mouths,rain pellets whipping a frenzy on their amours and helmets ,movement was tentative at first,till everyone got in sync with ground
then the real fun began,the men started to dart in and out of moving obstacles at speeds surpassing
that of every other motion around them(do you know how it feels to be the fastest in motion in your environment?)
15minutes later, an abrupt stop the whole path ahead was blocked by ugly metal boxes on wheels with impatient men and women at the helm,every single inch of the road was covered
the annoying metal boxes were bringing out awful smoke from within and were extremely noisy
after deliberations a brave knight had to opt out(his wife was having a baby)
we forged on,stroking our steads lovingly through mad chaos and muddy shortcuts
thatcher was at her best,the roads were beyond deplorable but she held ground with all the lepas around
then i almost lost her,all 230kg of metal and fibre. . . .it cant be happening i thought,i had to do something
that istant my hips and wrists knew what it felt like to life 230kg, whilst defying gravity, i couldnt go to ground with her and i even refuse to allow her go to ground. . .it was worth the pain
an hour of meandering we broke away from the me lee hit the main road
then 200km/h loomed. . . .
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