My Book Of Rants!

I HAVE LEARNT THAT
sometimes you have to put the individuals ahead of their actions- thats why i wont blame aasu for leaving at home for three months.
We dont have to change friends if we understand that friends change- decided to wait for my old friends to change their ways instead of lookin for new unpredictable ones.
Two pple can look at the exact same thing and see something totally different- so i wont argue wit my friends who's to blame for this strike or who's the better of MI and mode9.
Writing as well as talkin can emotional pains- that shouldn't be new to landers.
Either you control your attitude or it controls you- epi, take a cue from that.
Its taking a long time to be who i want to be- guitarman was right in dream.
No matter how got and steamy a relationship maybe at first, the passion fades wit time- my girlfriend no longer tells me 'i love you' at the end of every phone conversation.
Heroes are pple who do what has to be done when it needs to be done, regardless of the consequences- rip fawehinmi.
You should always leave loved ones wit loving words, it may be the last time you see them- i love you mom, but someone should have warned me that i might return from school and not see you again.

WTF does this girl take me for? Bobo Christmas?


@ Scofield: Yeah i know anger doesn't solve anything,but the actions we take based on our anger could make a difference,besides. . .what's a rant thread for if not venting? My mom's even on Facebook,try beating that.

Good to hear that. How far along is she? But men, nine months can be a very long time to hope but at least you know the time. I just hope she wont deliver sam egwu as president come 2011. Even tutorial and miracle centres would go on strike. Lol
@ razen, why did you let her. My dad saw me using his system one day and asked what facebook was about. He said i should help him register but i told him the age bracket was 16 to 40. Oh poor old man.

@scofield: u'v got balls, kid.
However, u r somfin of a hypocrite, too

@ kay, you think i only got ballz, you should come and see me one of these days and you'll find that i got the rest. Shin guard, boots, socks and gloves. Can you define hypocricy?

i have lost my mojo

methinks the same worries vesc lol. . .

but i am down bt not out, . .

kay what happened to all those your off beat yarns

i am missing it oooo


vesc, come back nau


sino: noting to tell ya

scofield: a breath of air u are, whether stale or fresh i neva know

ravenzord: u must answer questions on that your profile pix

@scofield hun! Rude?Hmmm. . . 

@ ari nothing??? It hurts, common spill it i know uve got somfin yeah i can feel it hia.I promise to take offense not lol. Please get ya mojo back o im missing d blaze already.

 

They never forget to show the stuff they're made of. Damn me for playing into their hands. I could i have forgotten to take my driver's licence or the muhried paper. No they dont take that any longer, now its wazobia. Anyways i had to part with the lowest currency in my pocket to get moving- the azikwed one.

The Men In Black scofield, Nigeria's nightmare, our own natural disaster. You never meet 'em without xchanging "hands" the roger @ 'em police perhaps we wipe them away and go get ourselves revolvers or my favorite the short gun, arm yaslves fellas. . . 

wtf is going on here, huh??

I feel like taking a sledgehammer and beat the f*ck out of the bird ( turkey) in my pot

This morning I left that f*cker in the slow cooker, only to find out (after 6 hrs) the bird is still hard as a hard-on. The thing is, I can't throw the f*cker away because it smells so good.

DAMN DAMN DAMN grrrrrrrrr

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Damn those walking ducks they call eagles. I just lost #200 for nothing in this era of recession by betting on them. I wonder who asked them to put up such a wonderful performance. I actually thought they were going to lose the match by no margin less than four goals to nil, but they disappointed me again as usual. Those stupid spanish speaking idiots also could not muster up courage to score only two more goals. Fu*k them all.

@ aribaba almost dying salmon i would have preferred gold fish  what are you up to? you come here less often

@scofield better luck next time .

@kay9 what have you been doing in the creeks? i hope you kept em rants somewhere safe so i can feel em when you are totally out.


now what do i have:



We sat at the table opposite each other, eye-balling, fear and haplessness was in the air. Two colt .44 magnum revolvers are on the table with only a bullet each sitting quietly in the chamber. It’s a game a deadly and frightening one it is, only for the brave hearted.

A means of settling disputes within the fraternity, and a deterrent to those who want to cause rancor amongst members.
“Pick up your weapons” says the commander, roll the chamber and aim. Yeah! You aim at your own head!

The atmosphere is quite flared up, members agitated, couldn’t understand how it got to this level cos of a lady! These guys must have gone bananas. I can’t really wait to pull the trigger, only if the barrel was not pointed at my own head. I hope luck sits by me today, not that I’m scared of death but can’t stand the thought of him being with her after my honored departure.

We were good friends, we watched each others back, and we did so many things together until she came. An epitome of beauty, her eyes like stars shining bright in the dark, her smile so warm heals a frail heart. She was never his; he only conjured it in his mind’s eye, so he thought I had betrayed him.

So this is how it ends, one soul shall take the journey of no return. “READY!” the commander shouted, FIRE!
Bang! A loud noise, all I see is a flash of light and smoke. I saw it across but I’m lying lifelessly on the floor. What happened? Last of what I saw was blur sight of my comrade’s body, the bullet had tunneled its way out and lots of gray matter scattered on the floor with his blood and mine making a beautiful pool. A smile came upon me face yeah wouldn’t have loved it better.

Wow. Why not you?

sino: reminds me of Russian roulette , hmmm me like very much


i sense the first stirrings of the evil within me

i lost her yes, i miss her yes. . . . . .

and i would keep holding out for her as long as i can yes

but right now, i have to keep living the life. . .


so LET THE RANTS BEGIN!

I'm sick and tired of always feeling sick and tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!