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tubabie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1568 on: October 03, 2009, 05:49 AM »

Quote from: sino on October 03, 2009, 05:41 AM
salutes! blaze and vesc, thanks.

@ari yeah! let heads roll show no mercy.

guyz what's your opinion read somewhere long time ago that boyz and their toyz, as they grow bigger so  their toyz.Whatabout 'em girls hun?

me thinks its girlz and their dollz as they grow bigger they become the dollz Grin Grin Grin no wonder they spend eternity in front of a mirror lol.



Very funny!!!! Angry Grin Grin Angry Grin Grin Grin
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1569 on: October 03, 2009, 05:54 AM »

@tubabie how long do you stay in front of a mirror? would give me how dolly you look lol Wink
tubabie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1570 on: October 03, 2009, 06:00 AM »

Lol! I stay in front of the addictive mirror like forever in the hope that it can make me a beautiful gal someday Tongue
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1571 on: October 03, 2009, 06:04 AM »

ooooh, mirror, mirror, tell me who is the most beautiful damsel on nairaland? TUBABIE! Grin Grin Grin
tubabie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1572 on: October 03, 2009, 06:08 AM »

oh  . . . . . . .  so it's paying off afterall. . . . . .  Tongue
Am doing 24hrs in its front and I have this result, how can I get more hours in a day so I can get a more impressive result Tongue
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1573 on: October 03, 2009, 06:15 AM »

i lend you half of mine, since i play few hours with my big toyz lol, then you become the most beautiful in the whole cyberspace! Grin
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1574 on: October 03, 2009, 10:20 AM »

hi peeps - blaze, sino, scofield, V, tubabie, epie (rhymes, eh? Wink ) - where's raven?

Still somewhere off the shores of the NigerDelta - crazy offshore rig, driving me nuts. Shoulda been a 5-day Rig Move job - come in day1, rig up equipment and test-run day2, move rig to new location day3, rig down and finish job day4, home-sweet-home day5. Simple!

But uh-uhh, first, the chopper comes late and it already 6pm by  the time we get to the rig, next day everthing goes smooth, we rig up our gizmos - and then along comes the storm - craziest i've experienced. Takes another 2days to pull up and rig down. Ok, so we move off to new location - swinging and bumbling along like some space-out drunk on skid-row. Finally we get to the platform, and there we are stuck. We've been at this platform for 3 days running now, the rig is still yet to position - my team is doing the positioning, by the way, bully for us. Yesterday it was the sea is too rough, today its the tide is too high, i wonder whats gonna be tomorrow, prolly the positioning equipment is gonna fcuk up.

Well, at least they've gotten the wireless internet conn running properly, using my machine at least.

Damn, i'll be happy when all this is over.
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1575 on: October 05, 2009, 03:21 PM »

Im trying to read here!Shit! Imagine a factory in a residential area??? They hit,hammer,grind,drill and all other noisy shits.Tryn to grasp what seems to be written by some wicked and ferocious aliens in my school note(ASUU wan call off strike na),skiped work cos of this(i get no pay,just to gain xperience blah blah).Lousy neighbors, they get my occassional screams sha,and im about to give 'em one
adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1576 on: October 06, 2009, 12:26 PM »

lol[sub][/sub]
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1577 on: October 07, 2009, 10:47 AM »

At the Altar of Mindlessness

i wrote this in a mindless state so alter your consciousness to that level


life, take it or leave it

operates in the realm of give and take

the principles of karma

or the theory of yin and yang

the latter being identified as male and female

thus for man to co-exist with his environment he adopts this pattern

albeit unknowingly for some.

now to become successful in life , man makes sacrifices

we first sacrifice at the altar of education

which when considered wholly isnt exactly all the knowledge needed

or alternatively

we offer sacrifices at the altar of street

graduate with street savvying and a times a heightened survival instinct albeit criminally tended

no matter which altar our quest for education or street takes us,one altar joins us all together

at one point or another,some make it to that altar whilst in thier altars of knowledge some after , some never

the people who never are considered somewhat strange

the people who sacrifice at this altar can also either end up fulfilled or frustrated

remember the yin and the yang

the order of balance

This Altar is the Altar of love

but for the purpose of this write , i christen it the ALTAR OF MINDLESSNESS

pure love is divine and is between man and God ,God always gives the most

the next is mother to child

9agonising months of discomfort,pain before finally birthing life.yet the instant this little bundle comes out,mindlessness from mother to child takes place.

desire enough to drive mum to the eye of the tiger,just to make sure child remains safe and comes to no harm

why?

this question doesn't warrant answering as even i experience this

we can only hope we end up as mindless for them as they us


the third and most baffling

two people who were not born in the same place

who have different veiws on life

live in different continents

and until of recent WERE OF DIFFERENT GENDERS

enter into a state of mindlessness, in this case these people dont go to the altar of mindlessness

but it comes to them, and with it comes its servants that manifest as

lust

the feeling of one's joy being fuller

the sensation of being complete

the zeal for improvement and the need for union

the baggages the servants carry manifest as

jealousy,obsession and domination

usually the above are almost non existent,except one allows the servants too much free hand

or under intense stress

but hey its the altar of mindlessness and its the only era known to exist.

the lucky ones never get to feel the baggages or even if they do quickly nip it

now since its established that people dont go to this altar of mindlessness,but it to them

it leaves a totally empty feeling when one of the party accept and the other declines

this feeling has just one description 'hell in the heart'

the feeling of abject worthlessness

the taste of rejection

the sensation of being crushed

with all these at stake, the question is why worship at the altar of mindlessness?

the answer is this, we dont have a choice

it is our gift and our curse

it is our light and our darkness

i am a crushed mindless victim

i am still standing

wishing,hoping and calling

because hate it or love it

the order of mindlessness is the best thing that can happen to man in his lifetime.





ps:if you have read this far

then you have succeeded in understanding the state of mindlessness
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1578 on: October 07, 2009, 04:16 PM »

Still missing her, Blaze?
adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1579 on: October 07, 2009, 06:26 PM »

MINDLESSNESS
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1580 on: October 08, 2009, 08:58 AM »

@kay yes i am

just cant believe its over


@adebayo

yep mindlessness

got an issue with it?
tubabie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1581 on: October 08, 2009, 02:52 PM »

@Blaze
You make a lotta sense . . . . . .

ravenzord (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1582 on: October 08, 2009, 03:37 PM »

Funny. . .I've never sacrificed at that altar of love,never attained that state of mindlessness,is there sumn wrong with me?
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1583 on: October 09, 2009, 07:53 AM »

tubabie: why do i feel you are patronizing me huh?

raven: watch out, it will come to you sooner than expected
tubabie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1584 on: October 09, 2009, 04:31 PM »

@Ariblaze
Patronize ke? far from it . . . . . . . . I can relate to it!
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1585 on: October 09, 2009, 06:54 PM »

I think. . .

I think Obama is a nice fella, but he sure as hell doesn't deserve a Nobel prize . . . .  yet.

I think that in his heart President Yar'Adua is a good man, but outside of it he's just an old, weak, famished, toothless, and very, very sick bulldog. . . .   hold up, make that poodle. Yep.

I think somebody should tell the politicians in Anambra State to get their acts together for once!!! I mean, this is a goddamn state they're running to the ground! Angry Angry

I think Genevieve deserves the invite to Oprah's show - poor girl has done enough abeg, what else do they want her to do on set, go plain nude??

I think District 9 is a very fine movie; about the "somebody" whose name was mentioned in it, well, that' just the way the cookie crumbled. Teeheehehe! Grin

I think if everyone was like Michael Jackson, the world would be a better place. . . .   or would it? Undecided

I think Sir Rantalot is a tough dude, but it's pretty obvious he needs some love now. (epi and tubabie, pls help, )

And lastly, i think i've puked out enof shit to last me another 2 days.
adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1586 on: October 10, 2009, 09:12 AM »

If u live in d river u shd make frends wit d crocodile.
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1587 on: October 10, 2009, 11:59 AM »

Huh?

@Kay. I agree with everything you said. Weird, lol.

@Blaze. You'll get over it. It's better not to have ever tasted than to lose that which you had. You'll be stronger either way. Asides from this little advice, I hope you drown in a river.
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1588 on: October 10, 2009, 11:59 AM »

Huh?

@Kay. I agree with everything you said. Weird, lol.

@Blaze. You'll get over it. It's better not to have ever tasted than to lose that which you had. You'll be stronger either way. Asides from this little advice, I hope you drown in a river and get eaten by a croc
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1589 on: October 10, 2009, 10:13 PM »

Quote from: vescucci on October 10, 2009, 11:59 AM
@Blaze: . . . . Asides from this little advice, I hope you drown in a river and get eaten by a croc


 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin We's spreading the lurv, brov, we's just spreading da lurv!
bluespice (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1590 on: October 11, 2009, 12:25 AM »

hi everybody Grin

lol im sorry guys i've all but abandoned this thread
shoot ive abandoned it alright
but ive got a reason tho,
ive got a new blog and its been taking up all my available time
oh and i travelled, and im in a new school
okay where was i?
hello guys?
how has everyone been?
cranky?
mad?
demented?
confused?
blah?
good to know non's changed Kiss
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1591 on: October 11, 2009, 01:09 AM »

My aphrodisiac is back
adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1592 on: October 11, 2009, 06:03 AM »

U'r welcum Cry
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1593 on: October 11, 2009, 09:53 AM »

Quote from: bluespice on October 11, 2009, 12:25 AM

shoot ive abandoned it alright


Better get another one, V, she's gone again.

hey blu, care to tell us the name of yo new love blog?

adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1594 on: October 11, 2009, 06:05 PM »

www.kenze, blog i fink
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1595 on: October 12, 2009, 11:04 AM »

the rise of life

the soul is endless

floating through the existence called time

the spirit is the soul and subconscious in a warm embrace

gifting life to a body

which is the transition into the phase of mortal life

the manifestation of a crying infant

pure in spirit but helpless in all ways mortal

for the strongest form any human can attain is at the time of the least physical state

those big bulging eyes can bend the courage of the fiercest soldier

but with the continuous passage of time comes the tainting of the soul

the realization of the world and its evils

the yield to temptation

the murderous powers of though

and the awareness of ones physical strengths robs the mortal mind of the one true strength

the purity of the spirit

thus the rise of life becomes the demise of the spirit and the detachment from the root.

the wisest stage a mortal mind can attain is the realization that to indeed be all you can be

you would have to return back to the

beginning of the rise of life

to become one with the spirit and forge as a unit

some men find the beginning by the bible

some by the quran

some via bud ha

some hindu

everyman has his own form in this quest

for it will be foolhardy to believe life is worth living without being one unit



i am a man lost in my own mortal being

i am lost within myself

clueless as to how to get out

many paths lay ahead of me

with my palms clammy, my heart racing

i take my first step.  .  .   .  .    .   .
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1596 on: October 12, 2009, 11:30 AM »

vesc: i feel you bro, unlike like a tattoo that can be removed via laser

this is akin to branding, soul branding , you can cover it up with a whole hog of bullshit

but the truth is this, it is always there, beneath it all

i find myself thinking, how i would feel 10years today with my kids in tow

and i run into her , with hers . . . . . . . .

the plan was that we would have kids together. . . . .

oo shoot, i promised not to go down that lane



i swim in water and i eat crocodiles for breakfast

hardly filling. .

kay9

lovely staccato of rants
adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1597 on: October 12, 2009, 03:53 PM »

, and u cal dat quote?
adebayo201 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1598 on: October 12, 2009, 03:55 PM »

, and u cal dat quote?
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1599 on: October 13, 2009, 07:49 AM »

i really dont understand ya
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