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tubabie (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1664 on: October 23, 2009, 10:54 AM »

Hear, hear!!

Kay9 you still alive or 'been banned?  Huh

Well said!!!!!
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1665 on: October 23, 2009, 11:46 AM »

kay9,  . . ,  . . .that was a love letter to sisikill

expect your ban soon sha. . . if you aint banned

then i guess justice is indeed blind






seun: really i try not to get lined in your sights
         nor you in mine,but our paths seem to
         cross, first it was the unjust banning of fotodaddy
         now this,if you have a personal dispute with someone
         don't bring it here, agreed it is your house, but you lost
         certain rights to it when you made it open for all
         so to avoid people being critical of your person beyond the semi-god
        here i will advice, you stop the highhandedness it really isnt befitting
        why kill the spice up in here. . .

     for the record that if you ban kay9, you ban me too, am sure vesc would want the same treatment
     you may ask bluespice cant speak for her. . . . .
   but the best line of action would be :play the bigman, unban sisikill and turn a blind eye to her

    take it or leave it she is one of the crowd pullers around here
sirabbey (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1666 on: October 23, 2009, 12:41 PM »

ANATOMY OF A FOOL

How do one get born as a fool?
No that is not true!
How do one grow up to be a fool?
No this isn't exactly correctly either.
So how do one become a fool then? for we are all fools.

Yes we are all fools,
Hungry fools, Senseless fools
Corrupt fools, Cheap fools
Cowardly fools, Sit-tight fools
Rebranded fools, Re-orientated fools
Nigerians fools.

Nigerians are fools, yes we are!
Do not yeild to the temptation of rushing in with expletives
Simmer down the rage building in you
forget the attack with vituperatives
for they are hallmarks of fools
the very sign that show us as fools when confronted with our albatross

To the surgery room, lets migrate
To the theatre, lets go watch
The anatomy of a fool
Howbeit a Nigerian fool, we all are.

How does an agrarian country becomes the 6th largest producer of crude Oil
Yet both food and fuel; we lacks self sufficiency, depending on other nations
If we are not fools? Nigerian fools
Don't say it is ironic, for this is not a Soyinka's play
It is our life. The life of fools, Nigerian fools.

Why on earth should sending our children to school in tiny Ghana
Becomes a thing of pride; a status symbol in our society
Why on earth should a Youth life-time goal is to escape out of shores of Nigeria
legally or otherwise, If we are not fools.

Why do we shout when our leaders steal from the coffers of the nation
Only to curse them when they refuse to toe that line especially if they are our kinsmen
why are all our visioneers blind men, Procastinating the vision to when they know they will not be there for accountability.
Vision 2010 expires in 1998, Vision 2020 may yet expires by 2011

Why do we share and trade blames when confronted with our foolishness
Why do we think of our leaders alone when our problems are highlighted
when we as followers are leaders and they as leaders are followers also.
Yes they are followers also, foolishly following.

Our leaders follows the best Doctors to Germany
because the ones in Ibadan, Maiduguiri and Port Harcourt have no tools to work
Our leaders follow the best school to Britain
because the ones in Lagos, Zaria, and Enugu are under funded and on strike.
Our leaders follows the best bank to Swizerland
because the ones facing the lagoon are nothing but Esusu incapable of hiding/keeping thier loots without re-looting it themselves.
Our leaders are followers, foolishly following because we are fools.

where there is darkness, Chaos will reign
PHCN is darkness, generators are chaos.
where injustice is, ineptitude will claim excellence
INEC is injustice, Police is ineptitude.
need i go on? for we have it all
what it takes to be Great or fools
But sadly we choose to be fools
We are fools, Nigerians fools.
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1667 on: October 23, 2009, 01:05 PM »

bravo

bravo

an original rant i must say my sir
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1668 on: October 23, 2009, 11:55 PM »

Aww man, I really don't wanna hurt ya but I will.
I just had a whiff of Amon Goethe and I'm inspired.
If you press it I'll make tooth fairies visit you in multiples of thirty-two
Make that thirty for your teeth can not be possibly complete

I'm really depressed and I'm not sure you'd give me satisfaction
You're so easy it's like I'm picking on you
I want something that'll fight back, like Medusa, like a deranged Rottweiler looking to pass on his rabies
Yeah. That'll appeal to my viking blood

I'm filled with exhausting apathy
I look at you and you think I'm looking at you
I am looking at you but I'm not seeing you
I don't care. I don't care about whether I care. I don't care about whether I care that I care,

This thread seems to have been banned as a whole.
Couldn't find it anywhere; I had to dig up my posts.
Doesn't the Sumbitch Ever Unleash Nothing original?
Ban this, ban that!
Banned folks re-register and you proudly display "415985 members and 284840 topics. Latest banned but re-registered member: Sisi_Kill/Vesc/Ariblaze etc"

I'm not in a good mood at all.
Haven't been in one in days.
No one, not even you, stupid enough to read this far should rattle my tail, pull at my horns or taunt me to pull the trigger.
I would kill you and kill your worst enemy to accompany you across Styx.
You'd be in hell, in hell.

I won't kill myself in remorse cuz I be naija boy and I think I have ranted.

Pheew, feel better. But only just.
bluespice (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1669 on: October 24, 2009, 02:46 AM »

Quote from: ariblaze on October 23, 2009, 11:46 AM
kay9,  . . ,  . . .that was a love letter to sisikill

expect your ban soon sha. . . if you aint banned

then i guess justice is indeed blind






seun: really i try not to get lined in your sights
         nor you in mine,but our paths seem to
         cross, first it was the unjust banning of fotodaddy
         now this,if you have a personal dispute with someone
         don't bring it here, agreed it is your house, but you lost
         certain rights to it when you made it open for all
         so to avoid people being critical of your person beyond the semi-god
        here i will advice, you stop the highhandedness it really isnt befitting
        why kill the spice up in here. . .

     for the record that if you ban kay9, you ban me too, am sure vesc would want the same treatment
     you may ask bluespice cant speak for her. . . . .
   but the best line of action would be :play the bigman, unban sisikill and turn a blind eye to her

    take it or leave it she is one of the crowd pullers around here
i find it offensive you wont speak for me
that said, his royal assness knows how i feel about him.
he's known a long time ago
stop banning her or atleast give 1 fucking reason at least
and a valuable one at that
there,  i cursed ban me
kay9 (m)
Re:
« #1670 on: October 24, 2009, 10:25 AM »

Hi fellas, nice to see some heat building up , and imma stroke it stroke it stroke it till its a blazing bonfire.

Blaze, glad u had my back, but c'mon man! u knw i dont do love-letters (lol!)

tubabie, still alive n kicking babe. Not to boast, but this cat's gat more'n 9 lives

V, feel the fury! Haa-haa, i'v NEVER seen u this edged, man. But i can relate, i really can. . . .

blu, i knew u had steel. Stick around babe, we'll get Sisi back yet

sirabbey, a rant from the heart, i must say. Nice going. But u know the million dollar question - WHAT CAN U AND I AS INDIVIDUAL, AVERAGE NIGERIANS, DO TO CHANGE THIS COUNTRY??

Seun, still waiting for u to do wats right.
kay9 (m)
Re:
« #1671 on: October 24, 2009, 10:26 AM »

Seun, its a thin line i'm walking here; i dont wanna abuse your hospitality, bt i'm not going to sissy-up to u neither. U knw what they say about absolute power and absolute corruption, right? well, i think u'v caught the bug.

This is my stand:
Elijah of the bible dared the Almighty to speak for himself; our own Majek Fashek demanded that God send down the rain; Seun, i demand that you un-ban Sisikill.

Stop playing God, dude.
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1672 on: October 25, 2009, 05:29 AM »

ooooooooooh, things are really hot in here.
@sirabbey good gracious lord! we are doomed aren't we?
now v is really really mad. seun i guess you need to do something to pacify the heat building up in here.

well have been good since i registered on this forum, wouldn't get into any argument(i hardly post),seun you can as well ban my arse don't care, but im ganna speak my mind now. im ganna speak my mind cos i kept mum when i ought to defend a man - who changed my life and gave me and countless of others like me hope of becoming a good citizen of this nation - while he was being castigated. yeah yeah this is quite different but shit still im going to speak! what the heck are the criteria for banning peeps in this forum hun? i see some peeps life threatening other peeps without being banned, i read so much offensive post, abuse etc and they don't get banned. i see now banning peeps here is subjective to you alone your royal high-handedness! ban me man! i want to know how it feels lol, don't worry i aint a crowd puller so dont be scared just give the word man, only that im not tenacious enough to try and get me self another id, i'll just quit. then i'll hack this site yeah i'll take it off the cyberspace or better still log you out hmmm its still the same sha. i want you to come to this thread man, im bitter here man peeps here are angry man remove the ban on sisikill now man.
lightwalk (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1673 on: October 25, 2009, 03:05 PM »

I think I need a feed on this thread. I love diz one, though I have never read any of the rants Undecided Grin
bluespice (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1674 on: October 25, 2009, 09:15 PM »

fellas, since we cant get a hold on stephen, we've gotta keep on posting on that topic to keep it in the top on the first page can't let that shit get to the end of the page guys. . . .
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1675 on: October 26, 2009, 03:17 AM »



http://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-342441.0.html

Where the hell is StephenP? Dude's gotta be the laziest moderator on NL Angry
bluespice (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1676 on: October 26, 2009, 12:52 PM »

he's no longer active on nl
we need a new mod, kay u seem to be what's his face's latest enemy,
while in the line of fire, why dont u suggest u become a mod. . . i'm just saying Tongue
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1677 on: October 26, 2009, 05:22 PM »

blue: ma bad i had to be sure
Sisi_Kill
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1678 on: October 26, 2009, 08:10 PM »

Thank you guys! Grin

Now back to our regularly schedule program

ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1679 on: October 26, 2009, 08:58 PM »

yipeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1680 on: October 26, 2009, 11:24 PM »

@Seun: Watcha say, we settle it all over a pint? Wink
bluespice (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1681 on: October 27, 2009, 04:15 AM »

err HRA done locked that thread Grin
ahh well, my bestest best cyber buddy is back so no problem
darling i've missed u
got somn i wanna show u Wink


kay thanks for your message on the other thread, like i said, HRA locked it so i couldnt reply u
feels good that we can make a diff
Sisi_Kill
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1682 on: October 28, 2009, 06:10 PM »

Rotflmao@HRA.

Ah i got the fight taken outta me.

What now?
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1683 on: October 29, 2009, 12:06 PM »

Quote from: Sisi_Kill on October 28, 2009, 06:10 PM
Ah i got the fight taken outta me.

What now?


We's bidding time, Sisi, we's just bidding time, waiting for the crazy juices to flow back in.

Oh, and we's still basking in the euphoria of that last tussle. . . . where's blu, c'mere and gimme a high-5 babe!! Grin Grin
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1684 on: October 29, 2009, 12:10 PM »

When you don't know which way to go and staying put is not an option. What question do you even ask then? Answer without being paradoxical
kay9 (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1685 on: October 29, 2009, 12:22 PM »

Quote from: vescucci on October 29, 2009, 12:10 PM
When you don't know which way to go and staying put is not an option. . . .


I just keep walking - in any direction - i walk till i can't walk anymore. . . . and then, i walk some more.


What's bugging you, friend?
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1686 on: October 29, 2009, 03:57 PM »

For some reason, the memory of the pacesetter book 'A Fresh Start' crossed my mind. That's like 12 years ago. Weird.

I dunno pal. I just wanna put my head in the sand and hope that when I remove it, two years woulda gone by
ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1687 on: October 30, 2009, 03:00 PM »

vesc: i hate to say this, i really do

         but i sooo know how you feel
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1688 on: October 31, 2009, 11:35 AM »

Hi everyone,
i wanna use this opportunity to say i hate football!!! I hate it so much i will puke next time i watch a match. I'll rather watch teletubbies a whole day than watch soccer 4 90mins. I wont pretend to like it again among my guyz it doesnt make me a sissy. I renounce my pretensious support of arsenal fc i dont even watch their match nor do i like wenger and his young squad(i like fabregas,van persie and eduardo sha), i aint ganna argue with my bro about the red devils and how they going down this season.I aint ganna buy football manager,pes,fifa,winning 11 etc cos i wont play em i'll rather play chicken invaders,hangaroo or even super mahjong(whatever it means).And for crying out loud the fg deems it fit to host a football worldcup when we dont have equipments in our uni labs,i was held in traffic cos a match was going on @teslim balogun stadium,i was terrified,traumatised and petrified cos of a stupid game! What in d world are people doing in d stadia???And they say there is poverty in d land grrrr I HATE FOOTBALL! I hate it so much wif my heart and soul, Thank God my parents didnt buy me a ball when i was a boy(im not sure sha cant remember) and i also hate playn it, i get tired easily(within 5mins im out) argh! Suwe(hopscotch) was more interesting. Now where was i? Ok yeah carryn out some covert op in chile. . .
sino (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1689 on: October 31, 2009, 12:00 PM »

@v comeon dude dont play the ostrich, u ganna face whatever like a lion shey? D question u ask should be Where am i coming from,that shoul point a direction or u can scream on top of your voice God gimme a sign! I need direction! You know the big guy always like we show our dependence.
ravenzord (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1690 on: October 31, 2009, 01:43 PM »

Quote from: sino on October 31, 2009, 11:35 AM
Hi everyone,
i wanna use this opportunity to say i hate football!!! I hate it so much i will puke next time i watch a match. I'll rather watch teletubbies a whole day than watch soccer 4 90mins. I wont pretend to like it again among my guyz it doesnt make me a sissy. I renounce my pretensious support of arsenal fc i dont even watch their match nor do i like wenger and his young squad(i like fabregas,van persie and eduardo sha), i aint ganna argue with my bro about the red devils and how they going down this season.I aint ganna buy football manager,pes,fifa,winning 11 etc cos i wont play em i'll rather play chicken invaders,hangaroo or even super mahjong(whatever it means).And for crying out loud the fg deems it fit to host a football worldcup when we dont have equipments in our uni labs,i was held in traffic cos a match was going on @teslim balogun stadium,i was terrified,traumatised and petrified cos of a stupid game! What in d world are people doing in d stadia???And they say there is poverty in d land grrrr I HATE FOOTBALL! I hate it so much wif my heart and soul, Thank God my parents didnt buy me a ball when i was a boy(im not sure sha cant remember) and i also hate playn it, i get tired easily(within 5mins im out) argh! Suwe(hopscotch) was more interesting. Now where was i? Ok yeah carryn out some covert op in chile. . .



LOL,I love this bro. . .I know how U feel,sometimed U just get in2 dose footie arguments 4 d sake of'em,not cos U really care. Let's bone Pro Evo nd play some girlie game,like Ken and Barbie,or sumn like dat(if games like dat even exist).



@ Everyone: Sup folks,I see what U guys did 4 Sisi_Kill,and I'm so angry I missed that fight,I so love anti-establishment movements,maybe I'll go rile up Seun so he'll ban me and we'll do it all over again.eh?

@ Sisi: Welcome back,methinks Seun has a thing 4 U. . .seriously.
kay9 (m)
Re:
« #1691 on: October 31, 2009, 03:38 PM »

@sino: u dont luv football? your loss then. Me thinks the U-17 hostin is just another crazy FG blunder shaa - saw 'em bowlin water from the field t'other day, priceless! Cheesy
vescucci (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1692 on: November 01, 2009, 10:18 PM »

Your loss, Sino. For me, a whiff of arseblog in the morning is really what makes life worth a few more days sometimes
bluespice (f)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1693 on: November 02, 2009, 04:47 AM »

Quote from: Sisi_Kill on October 28, 2009, 06:10 PM
Rotflmao@HRA.

Ah i got the fight taken outta me.

What now?
back to the daily broadcast of random shit Smiley
Quote from: kay9 on October 29, 2009, 12:06 PM

We's bidding time, Sisi, we's just bidding time, waiting for the crazy juices to flow back in.

Oh, and we's still basking in the euphoria of that last tussle. . . . where's blu, c'mere and gimme a high-5 babe!! Grin Grin
haya!!!! *does the ninja high jump with a hi-5 in the air*
Quote from: sino on October 31, 2009, 11:35 AM
Hi everyone,
i wanna use this opportunity to say i hate football!!! I hate it so much i will puke next time i watch a match. I'll rather watch teletubbies a whole day than watch soccer 4 90mins. I wont pretend to like it again among my guyz it doesnt make me a sissy. I renounce my pretensious support of arsenal fc i dont even watch their match nor do i like wenger and his young squad(i like fabregas,van persie and eduardo sha), i aint ganna argue with my bro about the red devils and how they going down this season.I aint ganna buy football manager,pes,fifa,winning 11 etc cos i wont play em i'll rather play chicken invaders,hangaroo or even super mahjong(whatever it means).And for crying out loud the fg deems it fit to host a football worldcup when we dont have equipments in our uni labs,i was held in traffic cos a match was going on @teslim balogun stadium,i was terrified,traumatised and petrified cos of a stupid game! What in d world are people doing in d stadia???And they say there is poverty in d land grrrr I HATE FOOTBALL! I hate it so much wif my heart and soul, Thank God my parents didnt buy me a ball when i was a boy(im not sure sha cant remember) and i also hate playn it, i get tired easily(within 5mins im out) argh! Suwe(hopscotch) was more interesting. Now where was i? Ok yeah carryn out some covert op in chile. . .
i've always hated football and feel very proud to say it, shoot exercising takes serious motivation on my part (yes i know its perks and all of that i'll lecture you on that i just cant make up my mind yes i'm lazy, now shut up) but i think its pretty lame to keep up a charade of liking the sport. And so i'm very proud of the fact that u decided to let it go
let the inner barbie lover shine thru! Grin okay i kid, can't remember what i did with my two barbie sets (yes believe it or not people, this lady went the whole nine-yards as a kid)
Quote from: ravenzord on October 31, 2009, 01:43 PM


LOL,I love this bro. . .I know how U feel,sometimed U just get in2 dose footie arguments 4 d sake of'em,not cos U really care. Let's bone Pro Evo nd play some girlie game,like Ken and Barbie,or sumn like dat(if games like dat even exist).



@ Everyone: Sup folks,I see what U guys did 4 Sisi_Kill,and I'm so angry I missed that fight,I so love anti-establishment movements,maybe I'll go rile up Seun so he'll ban me and we'll do it all over again.eh?

@ Sisi: Welcome back,methinks Seun has a thing 4 U. . .seriously.
i knew it! HRA's got a thing for my twin Cheesy
well, he's gonna have to kiss a lot of asses, this one here a lot of times to right the bullshit his love advances created
nich (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1694 on: November 02, 2009, 04:18 PM »

ariblaze (m)
Re: My Book Of Rants!
« #1695 on: November 03, 2009, 10:37 AM »

i feel like committing lyrical murder
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