My Book Of Rants!

So the 'Sisi' that threatened to 'kill' me and bury me alive has been unbanned? Hmmm, I had better go on exile from this section.

the warmth of the touch

Jolted me and my energy sought forward

I leaned in to taste of the vine

As i rested on the peaks of mount melon

As my energy strained further threathenin to break free into millions

From the peaks of the melon to the plains of the button my tasted wandered

Searching,probing and elicting response

Followed the trail from the plains to the valley of vermillion

Where a silent prayer was offered before the mountains

Open seasme,and vermillion opened before me

My eyes danced with joy

My nose twinkled in recognition

As i basked in its taste,sumptious

The rumble of an eruption generates

So i striaghtened up to intergrate

Eyes closed,my strained energy pulsulating

I plunge into vermillion

I am home

semid4lyfe
One way or another, i'm gonna get ya,

Hi guyz
i dont really know if its transition or metamorphoses, im begining to see a new me lately. I guess that of a maggot to an housefly or a caterpiller to a butterfly.Anywayz change is inevitable.
@ari im i thinking what you r thinking?
@tgirl dont break what is left of my heart lol comeon u'll do just fine hia
@sisi wellcome back again-i know its old news sha lol- u & seun will happily never after. . .
Football still sucks yeah blue me would have loved to play wif your berbies lol
@v and kay whatever im done with dat round leather game.

its a sunday afternoon, and I'm sitting in the office - in the fcuking office!! - wondering how the fcuk my life got to where it is now.

i mean, i did all the right things, right?

i never failed an exam in my life;

i steadfastly stayed away from girls until after my JAMB exam,

then i stayed away from most girls (not all shaa) after that.

i jacked my notes every single night for the first 3yrs of my university, then evry 3 nights for the remaining 2;

i always greet my parents in the morning and in the evening, and i always greet my uncles and aunties too (at least, before abusing them later)

And i sure as hell don't bear false witness against my neighbors; i just beat 'em up.

In fact, i am the text-book "good-boy".

So why the fcuk aint i a millionaire yet?? Or, isn't that the reward for being a good person?

Why is it so hard to become stinking rich in this country, anyway?

Must i traffick drugs first? Or kill-off a politician or two before i can drive the latest cars?

Can't i get all that by being a good law-abiding citizen. . . . or, at least, by trying to be one?

As if all this isn't bad enough, as if i dont have enough problems already,

my stuck-up, greed-swollen employer is delaying my salaries - after i have spent like 3 weeks on a frigging offshore rig!!

Delaying my poor, paltry salaries for 2 freaking months!!

Somedays, i wake up in the morning and wish i didn't have a concience -

that way, i wouldn't have to worry about a guilty concience after i must've done some really irky-dirky things to him.

Things like poking one of his eyes out and roasting it over a fire while he watches with the other one;

Things like grabbing the long C-Nav antenna in our office and ramming so far up his shit-box it comes out of his mouth.

Yes, things like that.

Well, frankly, concience or no, if my account isn't smiling by weekend, Mr. Fatface is gonna have it really ugly

So help me God.

Mehn, it aint funny anymore.

My gf (ok, one of my gf's ) called on fri that she wanted to come over, but cos my account is in the red, so i had to post her

Told her i was at Mobil helipad about to move off to a rig - and that i won't be back for another 2 weeks!

Imagine! Na so i take miss that congo! 3 days worth of congo na wetin i miss!!

Msheeeewwww!!!     

okay guys,
i've been ultimately irked off by a count of dumb fucks
and so i'm letting you guys know
i'll be off this place for a while
i might never come back,
i might come back tomorrow (okay maybe next week),
but right now,
anyone that wants to get in touch with me knows how to do so,
if you dont, well that means i dont want to see you off here
if you take offence well, suck my di.ck.

Aww, blu!!

@ Sino: I'm good bruv,I and my cadavers are getting along very fine,there's this particular one who likes me,she's always giving me the eye,unfortunately I'm not into necrophilia,LOL. Are U allergic to Panadol? And what kinda work did U do for 3 months in a hospital?

@ blu: I knw this is a rant thread,and as a fellow ranter I should say sumn bout U ripping the heads off whoever got U angry,but the fact's that there are lotsa infuriating folks on The Land,U shouldn't be bothered by them. If U get angry then that's what this thread is for; venting,get stuff off your chest and forget about it. Taking a leave of absence gives'em d feeling that they've won.

P.S: I hope U'r stil on The Land and actually read this,I'd hate to think I was just typing to thin cyberspace,reminds me too much of my prayers.

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  sunday afternoon again; in the office again. . . . what a dog's life.



_{U there, blaze?}

@kay.

i was life just tire me that day

dint leave till monday morning

being a student sucks balls 10 kinds of ways
you become aware of odd joints in your body solely because of the aches and pains,
you become the bitch cos u need t get job done and in a timely manner
do you seriously want me to talk about the liver problems?
oh well, a wise scholar once said the drinking done in college doesn't affect you in real life (at least someone knows college is a joke)
so now i sit in this warm and toasty room filled with cartons of cereal and being too lazy to go get the milk while listening to the old-school rap playing either one floor below or one floor above, i say
fuc.k you dearest college, you've turned me into a mindless zombie
'wake up, you have a class by 9:30 idiot!'
'naw man 6 shots is enough, i got a deadline tomao'
'for real? i coulda sworn we were going to see that movie tonight! oh you got a presentation'
'yeah i like a whole lot i'lld be your boyfriend.  . .  wait i got a class now call you later yeah?'
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(came back, ariblaze im going to call you out right now
thanks for being a friend i really and truly appreciate it. sisi,kay,reve,and sino none of your comments went unnoticed)

I'm tired. . . I'm tired of always doing the right thing, saying the right thing, going to the right places, being seen by the right people, doing and saying the right thing.


I don't want to remember the daughter of whom i am. I want to forget the home i come from.

Just once i wanna stop being myself. I wanna be that girl who says, mess you, i'm not gonna do that because i don't feel like. I don't have a reason to say no but i'm saying it anyway. I want to do, say and be whatever i want. . . Consequences be damned. I want to be that girl whom everyone hates because she doesn't fit in but secretly envy because she doesn't fit in.

I want to be the opposite of what every mother wants their daughter to be. I want. . . I want. . . I don't want to have a care in the world.

I want to have a proper rant, scream to the skys and curse the heavens without thinking. . . It's unbecoming.

Gosh! I am so fucking tired.