|
Gamine (f)
|
Aww! Sorry Ari!  and i was having such a great time, ah im happy you are ok now.  |
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
having a great time?  me confused thanks for the kind words meanwhile give us a rant loooooooooooooooooooooooooool gami, eveeel gami rain beaten hair gami is back |
|
|
|
|
|
stillwater (f)
|
Sir Rantalot obviously sneaks out of his hole every now and then. Nice. How are the plasmodia chilling? I hope you're sending the armed forces in. Don't want you unable to rant. Where's Stillater? Are you taking your vitamins. Vitamins V?
Vitamin V? Oh doc I've never heard of such  @ Sir Rantalot A little romance could douse the steam in you.  |
|
|
|
|
|
kay9 (m)
|
Mr. Rantalot should take a break; i think I'll do the ranting 2day.
My boss is an ass-hole, a freekeen fokeeng ass-hole. Oh that I had the guts to do it, I'd grab that ass-leekeeng bastard by the jewels and bash his rat-turd motherfokeeeng ho-delivered grey matter to blastered smithereens. I always knew this would happen, that a day would come when my fragile ego would be dragged through the mud. But nobody ever let on that it'd be this . . . this motherfokeeng ass-wipe who would do it. Jeez, I respect this bastard - used to respect, I mean. God, that was a low thing he did, base, diabolic, diablo-inspired, devil-instinct-construed. . . hot-damn!
I know wht I'm goona do. I'm going to walk up to him, right up to his kpomo-stuffed mug, eye-ball to eye-ball, and tell him to take his stinking, miserly, 8-5 job, and shove it up that dark, stuffy part of his posterior where the sun don't shine. Yes, that's what I'ma do. Serve him right too, that bloody mean, squinting, Godforsaken, cheap-ass, posterior-leekeeng, mother-foging, 'anu-ohia' of a human-being.
Mmmmmh.
All right. I'm done. Carry on, Blaze.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
@ stealh2o
Romance?
steam and douse?
You dont want me going there nah
@kay
Nice rant
Let the air out
But honestly sha,
A lil some,some just done to make him feel less comfortable today would just make your day
If i know your office terrian,might have proffered one or two suggestions meself
|
|
|
|
|
|
vescucci (m)
|
@Stillwater. This is why my colleague Dr. House hates clinic duty. He says patients wanna know too much and he runs out of wise cracks or they fly over. Not to say the same thing of you though. That's House. But I wish you'd take the prescriptions with no questions, will ya? There're good for I assure you. You'd wake up refreshed like the morning mist.
@Kay9. Wouldn't want to be your boss. I just you don't come back with your tail between your legs and confess you couldn't muster the courage to lose your own 8-5.
@Sir Rantalot, nice to have you back. God knows I've had my share of Malaria this lifetime and the next.
|
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
Hey Ari, I was havin a blast these past days while you were, well Anyway, nice to know you didnt sucuumb to the Quitos. Ok, A Rant here, Thin, Yeah i know im slight, always have been but people tell me like, im walking around with shyte on my head and everyne but I knows, Yup, i didnt ask to be made this way, but hey! im ok with it. Everyone loves to give their opinions and what not on how they feel does it really matter? what matters is how i feel! i feel thin, yeah, stressed and worn out right now. well who said the Storm Doesnt LAst, bless your soul. Oh my dear, you look so Thin and Chic, my friend said the other day as i catwalked into her office, i smiled, really? i said. Oh my love, you look so Thin and Sick, my friend said today as he came towards me through the revolving doors. OH WELL!! i thought To every man HIS OWN! |
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
you look thin and sick lol
is it a guy thing or an african thing?
some men, just want supple
i like your rant as always madam
ps:why do you call me ari?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
Human Thing!  thanks, ma cheri Ok! i will write out your name in full from now on!  |
|
|
|
|
|
omoovie (f)
|
You r 2 fat. You cannot dance. You r 2 old. Your accent, offputting. You r like a gnat, a pseudo phone mugger, absconding with every spare second I could b txting, chatting, web browsing, ringtone picking, any effing thing but talking 2 u. Maybe if your stomach relocated 2 your ass, maybe if your pheromones worked, maybe if u didnt feel like 2 weeks rot or if I were braver enough 2 dissapoint my mum I could end this farcical disaster. Worse. Worse. D worst of it all is your nicotine habit. Sitting there inhaling d fumes of your vastly shortened life, d smell like flame consumed flesh, an ether of vomit inducing, stomach cramping, gooseflesh raising stench in every syllable__that was the worst of it all.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
ooooooooooook
now, that is a step above rant o
who would that be directed at?
hate to imagine
|
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
another day
blah blah blah
the strength seeps ever so slowly back into my weary bones
i can feel the twine of my mischief re-tuning itself every passing moment
riding for me aint so sucidial now
but a week ago
different story
live alone
no one to call
couldnt stand up,crawled to the phone
the bloody numbers werent going, the blasted person i got through to, was in lekki
men, laugh i couldnt,
wore pants with the aid of the wall, a pathetic sight i know i was, as i trailed the wall down to the gate
sat on the road i did
funny how malaria kills pride
thats all past now
this is now
today re-energised
even if you were there the process would have being the same
so don't make a meal out of this
i am on a quest now
kill all mosquitos
and sleep all the sleeps
because, the next time i should have malaria
should be at age 75
with me head on your lap
|
|
|
|
|
|
stillwater (f)
|
The revolving doors open
And what am I greeted by . . . a cloud of smoke?
The smell's killing.
And I've learned to hold my breath
But my lungs' are about to burst.
And I can't bloody say anything about it.
With intent, I cover my nose
Let them see what they put me through.
Let them see how discriminiting I can be with my evil glare.
Inconsiderate brutes!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
princesa (f)
|
hi ariblaze and all, just wanna drop this few line i hope the are rants enough  here it goes  that cold morning can testify for this knife inside your intestine 'cos i so wanted to do this get you down on your cold bloddy knees see the blood gushing down the river of your soul hear you scream as your manhood is ripped to pieces and see the cries from those mocking lips of yours. isnt it sad, that now those air of superiority you have turn to quaint honour under the crunching boot of the frail woman you think I am?  you wont be alive to tell the tale cos your blood definetly will fill tis pail it would be used to appease the virgin gods whom you shamed with the dirties of your gush, and the seeds from your testis filling the vaginal dayspring of one of its princess now nothing can be more fun-giving like this morbid sight and i choose to glory in it drink of it and making it satiate my bloody vengance your blood oozing so freely in this clouded night where pain rule supreme and i king of it all the nights telling of a once springing vitality but gone, extincted, when you touched the ranting heart totally ranting |
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
now am totally worried first omoovie now princesa men what have you guys done to thid ladies? princesa,please do feel free to come a ranting anytime actually i insist its healthy for you |
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
Wow its getting charged in here!
Saturday night we took a flight to the South
I was sure i had found love with this one lying with me, crying again in the suite
I, I have decided at twenty five something must change
After sex, the bitter taste
Been fooled again, the search continues.
|
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
i know am not posed to understand
everything one writes
but if me get you right
you in the same boat with princesa and omoovie
yahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
guys why art thou messing up?
|
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
Lol. Easy, i dont think so
But yeah, the search continues
|
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
What is this love, why can i never hold it, did it really run out
In the strangers bedroom
But i have decided at twenty five, something must change
The search continues
|
|
|
|
|
|
princesa (f)
|
@gamine is this like a rant or a story of your night endeavours |
|
|
|
|
|
princesa (f)
|
princesa,please do feel free to come a ranting anytime actually i insist its healthy for you very healthy my next rant is on beyonce coming up soon |
|
|
|
|
|
Moyola (f)
|
how soon?! |
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
love pha!
that terrible feeling
that which makes you incomplete without another
the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years
the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion
the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other
love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too
love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you
love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her
its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready
love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her
love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now
love sucks!!!!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
@Princesa, lol, i dunno wat it is but it aint me, @Ariblaze, men u know This Love Marra, hehehe eyahh  |
|
|
|
|
|
Moyola (f)
|
love pha!
that terrible feeling
that which makes you incomplete without another
the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years
the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion
the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other
love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too
love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you
love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her
its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready
love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her
love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now
love sucks!!!!!
*between sobs* Oh no!! |
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
lol
why is everyone feeling sorry
i can stand anything, pity or that kind of empthaty i don't want
life can still be a buzz, not all are for love
the plan, 3kids 2 different mothers might still come into effect
its no crime afterall liberation is the order of the day
and we are in the 21st century
a toast to the new generation of youths!!
|
|
|
|
|
|
bluespice (f)
|
cheers blaze  |
|
|
|
|
|
princesa (f)
|
love pha!
that terrible feeling
that which makes you incomplete without another
the very first chink within an armour you have kept and nursed for over 20something odd years
the feeling of infringing into someone else's right to live, without intrusion
the feeling of hurt you feel but you cover whenever you search but findout,your emotion isnt mirrored in the other
love is like a bike with half the ploughs bad, you may attempt to top 180,but be prepared to hit asphalts too
love is that rush that comes at you,just before sleep claims you then the feeling of sadness that comes knowing she never said she does love you
love is that feeling of estacy that comes immediately you see a mail from her
its the pressure she feels you are mounting on her because she isnt ready
love is the reason your friends of over fifteen years look at you as though mad, when you talk about her
love is the reason why i wont ever hope to be in love if i lose the love i know i am in right now
love sucks!!!!!
thats what am talking about |
|
|
|
|
|
princesa (f)
|
this is the one on beyonce moyola hope you read it She’s the diva goddess, yea yea, I agree  She’s got the richest guyz, yea yea I think jayz And got the sonorous voice to make you sleep But sadly it makes me weep With the way she’s all class and style Standing out for everyone to admire I feel just rage and fury Why should this damsel get all the glory? Right now I feel like dragging her down to Nigeria Treat her with fury of a wounded she-lion Feel the pen knife slicing through her face Making her the modern decent of the ape Go deep down muckraking, scattering through her past Revealing every concealed hideous act Scattering them all over the internet, magazine and fax ‘cos I know behind all those physical fame Some juvenile crime lurks beneath with shame And I’ll feel so vibrated with euphoria When in my eyes she’s crumbling like a paper That’s not all; I feel to take her under Release her to the men at the gutters Let them deal with her and make her shudder With the way her virtues is being blundered Then drag her round the streets of Yaba Like a thief of common pure-water And get all children screaming Asha**wo ‘cos that’s what she is an international whore Then finally put her in a plane back to her state But not without the cannon bomb attached to its gate Then watch, l egs crossed, fanta on one hand, meat pie at the other As her days on earth turn to blazes Disclamer: the name iin this piece is totally fictional any resemblance it might bear is totally in your imagination thank you  |
|
|
|
|
|
ariblaze (m)
|
ok its official princesa is crazy or crazily ragingly insanely so not very stable girl am scared of you,hope you dont live in lagos cant sleep well knowing odds are 15mil to one that i might run into you someday in real life, do you look harmless, wear glassess and them so not interesting cloths a gothic imagination lies inside thats just me, saying what the sissies here might be thinking but as for blaze, i say keep ranting bring the rant on!! |
|
|
|
|
|
bluespice (f)
|
Princesa lmao! |
|
|
|
|
|
Gamine (f)
|
You pipu are crazy! |
|
|
|
|
|
![Nairaland [Nigerian Forum] Home](http://www.nairaland.com/Themes/default/images/english/home.gif)
Author
