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ariblaze (m)
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what did i do?
i just wrote another rant,
which by no means was directed to you
hmm
i guess i have to make it formal then, maybe a piece on the trigger happy mopol
would just be my next rant.
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stillwater (f)
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what did i do?
i just wrote another rant,
which by no means was directed to you
hmm
i guess i have to make it formal then, maybe a piece on the trigger happy mopol
would just be my next rant.
And I'm a cat-- a very unique cat with highly developed motor skills that enable me type on NL.  |
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ariblaze (m)
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A Beggar with an Attitude!!!
Every morning John would drive by Wrightson Road and every morning he would stop and give the resident beggar $10.00.
After a while John started to give the beggar $7.00.
The Beggar noticing that his money has been reduced was not too pleased, but said nothing.
After a while John started to give the Beggar $5.00. The Beggar noticing this further decrease became noticeably
upset and decided to speak to John about it.
He stopped John one morning after accepting $5.00 and said, 'Wah happening man'. 'yuh use to give me $10, 00, den yuh cut it down to $7.00,now this?'
John replied, 'Boy, times get hard. Meh eldest boy just start university and meh daughter now in High School, so you know how it does go, The beggar looked at him with impatience and asked, 'Exactly how much chirren yuh have boss?'
'Four' replied John
The now irate beggar asked in a tone of disbelief, 'So yuh mean to tell me that
is outa MY money yuh sending yuh chirren to school?
now thats a rant if you ever wanted one
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ariblaze (m)
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well ma
i am most honored
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ariblaze (m)
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seun
why have you transferred my thread here?
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ariblaze (m)
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and he had asthma
my sidekick,
my buddy
if he drives am riding shotgun
if i drive he does the same
we argue over just one major(ok 2major things)
football clubs(i Chelsea he man u) and brand of cigarettes
both menthols, he smokes consulate,i London
we often believed that at age 50 we would still be bickering over who smoked the best brand
the wives(thats if we decided to go down that lane) have to just tolerate it or tolerate it
now he just discovered he inherited asthma from his father, this late in life,
can hardly breathe, the shit has being dealing with him for about 3weeks now, he looks a shadow of
his former self.
smoking doesnt just have that zing to it anymore,
i am thinking smoking might not just be so cool anymore or maybe it is,
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Tyna Tyla
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  have felt like dishing out some but whenever I see him all I want to do is love him
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ariblaze (m)
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the humbling
it takes a good crash to wipe the excitement off a fellow's face
20mins from watching Chelsea draw with fc cluj i was limping into the chemist the hospital
how it happened still remains a mystery
climbed on my bike, decided last minute not to wear my helmet cos my house was just 'around the corner'
alas, a fool i was
when my head hit the the road
stars , i saw, good thing my i wasnt stupid enough not to wear body armour
a sizable chunk of my shoulder guard came off
any ways the monfo that clipped me dint wait , and i certainly wasn't in the state to chase.
right now i cant tell you which pain was more, the broken fiber from the bike, the actual pain from
the fall, the scars i might have to carry or the evil zelda nurse who took absolute delight in injecting
me, well i got my pound back sha, when i mistakenly stepped on her when she was through,
eveel nurse,
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fotodaddy
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Welcome to the club!! Now look at your scars as the 'marks of obedience' and the next time you plan on being disobedient, thing about adding some of those scars etc. And hopefully, the thought should help put you in check. Remember, the worth of your head to you, is directly proportional to how well you attempt to protect it so decided last minute not to wear my helmet because my house was just 'around the corner'
would mean your head is worth nothing to you???  We all make mistakes. We live and learn. Practice what you've learnt!! Get back on the bike as soon as possible!! |
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ariblaze (m)
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lol
i am truly and really humbled
, well with respect to this.
decided last minute not to wear my helmet because my house was just 'around the corner'
i can assure you and err her that it wont happen again
the nurse was convincing enough
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Gamine (f)
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eveel nurse eh? lol hw she no go eveel  |
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ariblaze (m)
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you madam are very eveel too
thus a prose is dedicated to you
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the eveel Gami
energy and dark humor surrounds her
laugh at my plight she does,teeth as sharp as razor
tongues sharper that laser , fingers flying off the keyboard to slight me and a few insignificant others
now,is the time, the time to pay her back in kind but not kindness,for her philosophy of hitting me whilst i was down,and yes down i was
gami how eveel can thou be?eveel enough to pour sugar on me whilst am standing on an anthill,or pour blood when i am off the continental shelf?:::::::::::or maybe even get a picture of me lace it with horns and put it on face book
as the Indians say naayi,i refuse, to calm my thoughts i have imagined coffee spilling on your very new white blouse right at the start of the day, or someone just putting chewing gum in your hair, better yet we pouring a mixture of jello,thick bounvita paste and macleans into your very expensive handbag::::::calm me it hasnt harsher measures are needed,thus i go to carry the very eveel book you are well versed in, out comes izal poured on your favorite pants,a little bit(a whole lotta)salt in your fuel tank,stick banana into your exhaust pipe, make sure your internet connection is as backward as sat3 is making mine now,
the perfect scenario, you riding shotgun on that very bike whilst i make 172miles per hour, you frozen in fear and your heartbeat topping 200beats per minute, all your senses near shutting down and the punishing wind dealing mercilessly with your hair
now lets just see how much eveel gami can muster after that!
now thats a satisfying thought , the eveel within me is very proud now
disclaimer::::::::::the name or names named or not named in this prose in no way represent anyone living or dead,the name gami is trademarked by ariblaze who retains the sole right to use or abuse it at his own discretion thus,no legal action can be brought against him for this.::::::::::::::
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Gamine (f)
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LOL *standing ovation* nice one o!! eveel gami, me likey!!! |
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Tgirl4real (f)
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disclaimer::::::::::the name or names named or not named in this prose in no way represent anyone living or dead,the name gami is trademarked by ariblaze who retains the sole right to use or abuse it at his own discretion thus,no legal action can be brought against him for this.::::::::::::::
See disclaimer. Gamine, u cant sue even if u want to |
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Gamine (f)
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abi ooh na so life be,,,,,,,,  |
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ariblaze (m)
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well she can try .::::::::::::well am amused she likes ,my gami character but its a pity the character aint you
Where is the she that has my hear pounding in the mix?
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ariblaze (m)
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well she can try .::::::::::::well am amused she likes ,my gami character but its a pity the character aint you
Where is the she that has my hear pounding in the mix? The one that doesnt want silence
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bluespice (f)
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do i sense another romance budding?
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Tyna Tyla
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“Sweat n Booze”
‘Twas a party but do you really have to dance with everyone? Bet the answer is 'no' but this guy, he just wouldn’t take it, so he’s kind of all over me. I’m there for my BFF but he’s somewhere playing ‘host’ so this guy he kept right on harassing me and yeah, I’ve really got a thing against “sweat and booze”. He actually looks good but in that state, I wouldn’t even talk to him so I’m off but then he grabs me by the arm.
Hey I ain’t into creating scenes, not a drama queen like that so I succumb to his ………, pretend to dance along, feel the flow, soon his hands are going places where they shouldn’t, and I’m thinking, what can I do to make him stop, you know, really stop, so here’s my heart racing real fast ‘cos this guy he’s getting on my nerves and I can hardly breath ‘cos he’s real close and all “sweat n booze” so again, I’d to do something.
Well, what can a gal do? I just act like I’m settling in too, having fun yeah, as my hands found his waist, toying with his belt, then buckle and before long he’s battling with his pants, almost toppling over ‘cos they re undone and on the floor too. With me dashing across the dance floor, eyes turned on him and then towards me, soon everyone’s buckling over bubbling with laughter. Truth is I didn’t think anyone had been watching but ain’t nothing wrong with a lil bit of drama.
Found myself laughing too. Turned out a beautiful party. But next time, nothing is getting me on the dance floor.
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Gamine (f)
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rotfl
@Bluespice, dont even think it!
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ariblaze (m)
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bluespice i can assure gami is naught but a very interesting sparring partner on nairaland,
Am spoken for,or atleast i hope so
Myself n her is akin to mixing petrol n fire
Wherre is she, ?
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Gamine (f)
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I see. U hv spoken well
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bluespice (f)
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Tyna u are some naughty lady!  "sweat n booze" classic!!! nywais gamine n blaze i perfectly understand u both |
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ariblaze (m)
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sweat n booze,,,,,,,,,,,,
i like it,,,
now thats a rant
pray tell what did the guy do afterwards?
chase you? act as if noting happened?
and what did you man do?
more rants peeeeople lets catch the rant bug
at gami
spoken well?
i never do that
bluespice
where is your rant?
where in God's name is she?
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Gamine (f)
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You sef!!
you too dey rant
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ariblaze (m)
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why wont i rant?
haven't heard from her in 9days now
not a word, not a sentence
and for someone who doesn't believe in silence its baffling
i feel ever so rant like ,
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Tgirl4real (f)
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Ariblaze, sure u are really big, green and mean  |
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bluespice (f)
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tgirl do u mean The Grinch??? nywais blaze, mine is on the previous page not necessarily a "rant" |
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stillwater (f)
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So ariblaze's still ranting? |
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