My Book Of Rants!

nice!
we think its nice

lol wat is that supposed to mean?

you killed the guy

how did you kill the guy?

killing the guy itself here isnt the joy

it is the how the guy died that you should derive satisfaction from

when ever you feel without a life purpose you live off the high of the kill

i like that word the kill it means the actual thing is not what is killed, but how its killed

you need to know the how,put more emphasis on it than the what was killed

if i were to write what you wrote i would say

i killed the guy

the guy died a slow and agonising death

i shoved a pipe slowly and delicately down his throat

then proceeded to lightly tap the pipe with my hammer

removed his toenails with rusted pliers,poured hot oil on it for effects

mounted him on a pike and turned his belly to my dart board

his screams of agony gave me an overwhelming thrill

he passed out.with the attention of an ER nurse i nursed him back to conciuosness

i wanted his full attention when i work on him, i dint want him to miss any moment

for him,death would take a leisure stroll to

he would stop to drink coffee

fill his tank

decide halfway,he doesnt like his outfit

go back home to change it

if it was left to me death would take a well deserved day off that very day

pain would work overtime.





thats what i would write

good sir, to correct you we arent gothic enthusiasts

we just love to rant, you would love it too if you joined us

life is a rant!!!!!!


            _{2008 nov 30th  sir rantalot aka ariblaze}

@Ariblaze. Very good. But u know, I wasn't really trying. I was bored silly and came up with a boring 'rant' That's why I was surprised Bluspice 'liked' it.

predator stalks predator

i am feeling rather chatty today

but to wired up to writegood

not that i am anything near good

a predator has natural preys

some predators are preys of others

what happens when predators of

equal footing meet?

say a tiger and a lioness

a leopard,panther or jaguar?

what gives?

a stalker stalking a stalker

who doubles round to stalk

whilst being stalked?

interesting?or better yet confusing?

thats what i am today

yesterday was a day of hurt

today is a day of confusion

'i cant be clever' made that happen

so stalkers circling eachother,one willing to go for the kill

the other hanging back,but by no means a coward

not making sense she?dont worry am as confused too



i am lost yet,the occasional burst of light i think i see

from the eyes of that whom i stalk,i got tired wanted

to breakoff the circle of stalking,but that burst of light

keeps me hoping,i feed strenght and resolution off

it, thus another circle of circling begins,still no promises

but its a circle i would willing go through anyday anytime

have i lost it?have i lost my predatory instincts,am i

too grounded in this?sadly the answer would be yes

a tiger turned to a housecat thats what i feel like

but by no means do i abhor it a 100%






now i have lost it:::::::this ramblings have to stop::::::::i shall not be labelled a ward7 case

i reckon i would need something harder

ok lets have a lil bit of wily rant





coming right up

lets revisit this:

who is a player,you or i?

ok, so am in my late 20s, well an average job in a company that has more name than salary paid to workers, have my own apartment ,drive a german machine.

get the picture(note i dont necesarrily have money in my account o)

and am certainly not the finest guy on the block, but  now am suddenly marriage material and the chicks that wont even bother to say hi , say 5 years ago suddenly just

ring to say hi, am like hi, i dint know you had my number , they like of course i do, just have being busy thats all(for 4 freaking years . ya right!)

 

am sure some of you brothers are going through this too, suddenly you are being considered, a tad responsible or managable , you are now a very close friend, what you would do to gross her out before doesnt , faze her anymore

we are slowly yet steadily being wormed in like a a spider would lure its prey, pray tell me who exactly is the player now!

men for wanting to score more skirts than the number of fingers we have on our hands ,whilst in school

or the women , as they approach mid/late 20swho set their sights on you and sink their claws into you till you have not even enough room to squirm?







^{wrote this awhile back,decided not to edit it,and i think it merits re-visiting}



disclaimer:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::dont you for any reason think it is about you::::::::::

a break from the rants

this gave me a laugh

office party


After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.


After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him.


"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?"


"Even worse," she assured him in her most scornful one. "You made a complete jerk of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face."


"He's an arrogant, self-important pig, piss on him!"


"You did. All over his suit," Louise informed him. "And he fired you."


"Well, screw him," said John.


"I did. You're back at work on Monday."

Please Lord

Give me Grace to OUTSHINE them!!

And the PoWER to Impress.

is it so wrong to crave recognition

second best doesnt run well with me

is it wrong to want the best

is it so wrong to work hard for the Top.

Please Lord

Tonight Make me a Star

i will charm

i will dazzle them with my wit

i will OUTSHINE ALL!!!!!!!!!!

I liked the joke. Mucho

I feel your 'now u love me' plight, Airblaze. Shine your eyes

Me, I dey always lay low, girls are not as mateerialistic as u think but many times they 'think' they're in love while they're not. They just want a manageable guy who can provide security.

At all other rants, keep on ranting, runts! 

what is all this about

rants they say

i really don't get

shouldn't i be sleeping

but i find myself reading

hmm,  rants indeed 

  CAUTION

i can change from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds

that i saw on a car whilst driving to work this morning(yeah am one of those with those kinda annoying jobs)

the evil within came to fore

i overtook, swerved rather abruptly

almost forced her off,a few meters more

came to a crawl right in front of her

by this time ,peplexed she was, fun i was having

i want to see the bitch , i want to see the bitch, i want to see the bitch

my mind screamed , i am spoiling for fun,bitchy, bitchy bitchy,come out lemmie get you

and out the bitch came,swerving outlane,countered her move started smiling,but unfortunately i came to my turning

had to veer off, with a thumbs up sign to her, suffice to say , i got the five fingers

but fun i had regardless


when next i see her stop her i would liar i would call her

for the bitch within her took about 4minutes to manifest

should i be blamed for riling her up?

or should she be blamed for pasting

i care  less actually, i enjoyed taunting her

  and i cried

Puppy love” is a good term for describing your take on romance: fun, frisky, playful, cuddly, and young at heart. No matter what your age or how many times your heart has been broken, you are an eternal optimist when it comes to love. You are not someone who proceeds cautiously when you meet someone you find attractive. You are likely to fall passionately in love--or at least lust-- quickly, spontaneously, and with total abandon. Holding something back for later is a concept you can’t quite grasp, especially when it comes to the joy of creating a new and exciting relationship. Yes, COMMITMENT can scare you. That one word may explain why you are still single at thirty, forty, fifty, or beyond. But you love, absolutely love, the concept of intimacy, sharing and relationships. If only you could find that special one, you would be set for life.


thats whats said about my perosnality

pathetic huh?

am gonna find a deep , dark, murky hole and crawl into now

not pathetic actually,
cant quite place the word. . .
trusting?
too trusting?
very trusting
yes very trusting
almost innocent
no u are not pathetic
u are simply playing love like it should be-
simple
uncomplicated
spontaneous
fun
and beautiful

lol, thanks for the emphathy

but i cant be down for that long








you just made me feel blue

Priapism dude, Priapism!