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RedHotChic (f)
Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« on: July 12, 2008, 08:35 PM »

Ladies in the house:
What are the annoying pick up lines you've heard from men?

Guys:
What annoying thing have you heard a lady you are hitting on say?


Have a good weekend!!!
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #1 on: July 12, 2008, 08:36 PM »

Mine is :
What's up shawty!!!!!


Lawd, I'll punch your nose if you tell me that. Grin Grin Grin
Gamine (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #2 on: July 12, 2008, 08:48 PM »

RedHot

u don come again oh!

hope they no go lock this one

BTT,


Hey baby girl or hello angel

theres nothing worse than these
stillwater (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #3 on: July 12, 2008, 08:52 PM »

Lol
mukina2 (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #4 on: July 12, 2008, 08:54 PM »

-anything that has those irritating endearments Angry

- you look familiar Angry

- can i get to know you? Angry

ibkaye (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #5 on: July 12, 2008, 08:57 PM »

Baby Girl, Sugar Pie, etc

I've been dreamin about you etc

Gamine (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #6 on: July 12, 2008, 09:00 PM »

He says:
You do looks familiar.

Do i knows you?

i reply;

Like you could!
Pataki
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #7 on: July 12, 2008, 09:00 PM »

Quote from: stillwater on July 12, 2008, 08:52 PM
Lol

What kind of guy uses that manner of pick-up line? Huh

@ Funmi,
Sup shawty? Grin So you are short and heavy? Tongue Tongue Tongue


@ Topic,

A lady who tells me. . . .

- I cannot stop thinking of you Angry Angry Angry

- I am not in the mood right now Angry Angry Angry
Cristalz (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #8 on: July 12, 2008, 09:03 PM »

Lol  Grin

The most annoying is ''you look familiar.  .  .  .  .so what's the name?''

And, ''can I meet you?''

KarmaMod (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #9 on: July 12, 2008, 09:04 PM »

Hey,

-shawty
-ma
-"crazy about you" as a response to "Are you crazy?"
-can I get to know you
-boo  Angry
-chocolate sister/nubian queen/anything queen  Angry

blah blah blah
creamkele (m)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #10 on: July 12, 2008, 09:06 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 12, 2008, 08:36 PM
Mine is :
What's up shawty!!!!!


Lawd, I'll punch your nose if you tell me that. Grin Grin Grin


WHAT'S UP SHAWTY?Huh? Grin Grin Grin Grin
iice (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #11 on: July 12, 2008, 09:07 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on July 12, 2008, 08:54 PM
-anything that has those irritating endearments Angry

- you look familiar Angry

- can i get to know you? Angry


rofl. Those ones tire me jare.  

Quote from: KarmaMod on July 12, 2008, 09:04 PM
Hey,
-shawty
-ma
-boo Angry
blah blah blah

50% of what they throw at us is just annoying
25% percent is darn right pitiful
FELORE (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #12 on: July 12, 2008, 09:08 PM »

this ONE IS SO ANNOYING SINCE that SONG " Hey Bay-Bay " came out,

He'll come up and HEY BAY-BAY, or say
hey fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine sugar, !!,

annoying  Angry Angry Angry
ibkaye (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #13 on: July 12, 2008, 09:09 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on July 12, 2008, 09:04 PM
Hey,

-shawty
-ma
-"crazy about you" as a response to "Are you crazy?"
-can I get to know you
-boo Angry
-chocolate sister/nubian queen/anything queen Angry

blah blah blah
aaargh these ones are so annoying, especially 'shawty'
creamkele (m)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #14 on: July 12, 2008, 09:10 PM »

Quote from: mukina2 on July 12, 2008, 08:54 PM
-anything that has those irritating endearments Angry

- you look familiar Angry

- can i get to know you? Angry



HEY YOU LOOK FAMILIAR, CAN I GET TO KNOW YOU?Huh?? Grin Grin Grin Grin
stillwater (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #15 on: July 12, 2008, 09:11 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 12, 2008, 09:00 PM
What kind of guy uses that manner of pick-up line? Huh


 Tongue Tongue Tongue Cheesy
A_K_O (m)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #16 on: July 12, 2008, 09:11 PM »

LOL @ thread. . .

This is educating, but are there really any hard and fast rules to this thing?

KarmaMod (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #17 on: July 12, 2008, 09:12 PM »

Do girls in the UK have to deal with "shawty, boo, ma" and all that crap?

Alot of American lingo annoys me

I'D also like to add "Dang! Girl, you this and that blah blah blah"
ibkaye (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #18 on: July 12, 2008, 09:14 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on July 12, 2008, 09:12 PM
Do girls in the UK have to deal with "shawty, boo, ma" and all that crap?

Alot of American lingo annoys me

I'D also like to add "Dang! Girl, you this and that blah blah blah"
It's rare but it happens

they say this a lot in UK

'wagwan babes/b'
'oi, babes/b'
'you're looking choong/buff'
'so what you saying babes/b'
'choongting, gimme your digits please'

stuff like that
creamkele (m)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #19 on: July 12, 2008, 09:16 PM »

Well if they don't woo u like that how do u want my fellow brothers to woo u? so ladies what do u want them to say? Hi I'm ,  and i would like to know u and be friends with u?Huh?
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #20 on: July 12, 2008, 09:17 PM »

Lmfao what the hell is wagwan? choogtin??
ibkaye (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #21 on: July 12, 2008, 09:18 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on July 12, 2008, 09:17 PM
Lmfao what the hell is wagwan? choogtin??
wagwan is originally from jamaica, it means 'what's going on'
choongtin means 'fine person, goodlooking etc'
Pataki
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #22 on: July 12, 2008, 09:20 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 12, 2008, 09:03 PM
Lol  Grin

The most annoying is ''you look familiar.  .  .  .  .so what's the name?''

And, ''can I meet you?''
Beats me silly, but it seems I know ya somewhere. . . . . . Are you Silifatu by name? Grin Grin Grin

Can I meet ya? Grin Grin

Quote from: stillwater on July 12, 2008, 09:11 PM
Tongue Tongue Tongue Cheesy
Lol Tongue Huh
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #23 on: July 12, 2008, 09:20 PM »

So those are all patoi/jamaican slangs?
ibkaye (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #24 on: July 12, 2008, 09:21 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on July 12, 2008, 09:20 PM
So those are all patoi/jamaican slangs?
not all, only 'wagwan' i think, you can also say 'what a gwan'
lonelypal (m)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #25 on: July 12, 2008, 09:24 PM »

@ Gamine

what could be more endearing and sweeter than those words? perhaps u preffer the 'Shawty' option Grin Grin
sometimes i wonder what one can do to please y'all ladies Angry Angry
@ poster

a gurl once said to me
'Hey would ve love to go on chattin with u but i got to go ma boyfriend is waitin' Angry Angry Angry was she xpectin me to beg her to stay Huh Huh Huh
I felt like commandin mother earth to swallow me at that moment

Shio!
KarmaMod (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #26 on: July 12, 2008, 09:26 PM »

Um I think she was just telling you POLITELY that she had to go

or would you have preferred "fuk off"
ibkaye (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #27 on: July 12, 2008, 09:27 PM »

Quote from: KarmaMod on July 12, 2008, 09:26 PM
Um I think she was just telling you POLITELY that she had to go

or would you have preferred "fuk off"
abi o  Lips sealed
FELORE (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #28 on: July 12, 2008, 09:27 PM »

Quote from: lonelypal on July 12, 2008, 09:24 PM
@ Gamine

what could be more endearing and sweeter than those words? perhaps u preffer the 'Shawty' option Grin Grin
sometimes i wonder what one can do to please y'all ladies Angry Angry
@ poster

a girl once said to me
'Hey would ve love to go on chattin with u but i got to go ma boyfriend is waitin' Angry Angry Angry was she xpectin me to beg her to stay Huh Huh Huh
I felt like commandin mother earth to swallow me at that moment

Shio!
LOL, did she not tell u that she get a guy before??!!
Gamine (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #29 on: July 12, 2008, 09:29 PM »

What is wrong with this lonelypal pesin.

What is wrong in being original and witty about it?

You guys really believe you can pick up girls with fakelines

well i guess some girls cld be "picked up"
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #30 on: July 12, 2008, 09:30 PM »

Quote
He says:
You do looks familiar.

Do i knows you?

i reply;

Like you could!
Some will even say, You look similiar. Grin Grin Grin Grin
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Annoying Pick Up Lines!
« #31 on: July 12, 2008, 09:31 PM »

Quote
50% of what they throw at us is just annoying
25% percent is darn right pitiful
You need to raise the percentage abeg.
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