Application Form For Permission To Date My Daughter

hey guys, u all got me cracking, 

I think Abby's father should serve this one to ben-jay 

lol

coolykdat is on fire. already dissed three people.
ol boy u too much.
@ poster
your daughter go rotten for your house

wait ooh but what if I be Obj and i want marry the so called man's daughter

Rules will surely change abi no be so?
Na foolish person no know person wey big pass am

No vex, na love,  How far with our church opening, I wan be treasurer (in charge of tithe and offering)

she better be extremely fine o.

Yaa, brother, we don arrange for the white plastic chairs. So na money for altar remain. You fit donate to help our course.

yes they are

i would ve grinned but don't ve the face to never knew it pains to laugh probably bent a few rib bone
like that Dad saving a copy of it for my daughters boy friend(when the time comes), still laughingggggggggggg

***************found it intereting @ first,fatigue began to creep in when the text wouldnt end, sorry though!

*yawns*

Whassup coolykdat! Don't u be feeling believing that you're the king of your mama's jokes alright? All what u dished out are not original just like the ones am going to dish out to u right now

1, Yo momma's glasses are so thick that when she looks into a map she sees people waving

2, Yo momma is so ugly that when she was born, nurses took her to a zoo in Angola insearch or her biological parents

3, Yo momma is so dumb that when she farts, she tries to find the colour

4, Yo momma is so ugly that when she looks into a mirror she shivers and is like 'Wow what the heck is this?'

5, Yo momma is so old that in her days, the rainbow come out in black and white

6, Yo momma is so old that she waited table during the last supper

7, Yo momma is so old that she was mate with Jesus Christ in kindergarten

8, Yo momma is so fat that whenever she weighs herself the scale reads 'To be continued'

9, Yo momma is so dark that in a room with 3000watts halogen lamp you see only her eyes and teeth

10, Yo momma is so stupid she thinks hot dog is dog meat pepper soup

I have nothing more to say to u but if u still feel you're the king, then do your research and bring it on! I know you're going to do it because you're as dumb, stupid and empty headed as a sheep from Kano

No hard feelings man u know how it is on Nairaland cheers

kai!

lafiya kalaw haba mallam ai kai ka fi cin matan mutane lol

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