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kaaz
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem . While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land , for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home. The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would only be $150 here?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."
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ben~jay (m)
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Real Old joke but still good to laugh at. @Poster  there, i just laughed. |
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mohawkchic (f)
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LOL. . . i can understand the man's logic!! |
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Kay$ (m)
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@Ben fucking jay , na every joke dey old for you , you just luagh , mugun , which day you post one on here last ?
hiisss
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Temivict (f)
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Old joke but cool
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infobaba (m)
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Not stale after all  |
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clemcykul
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like ur lunch?  ? |
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infobaba (m)
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Havnt eaten  |
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lexicon (m)
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nice thinking
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SeanT21 (f)
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The man is a good husband indeed.
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clemcykul
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not half as good as urs
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