A Lawyer's Way Of Helping The Poor!

One afternoon, a lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?", he asked one man.

"We don't have any money for food.", The poor man replied. "Oh, come along with me then."

"But sir, I have a wife with two children!"

"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.

"But sir, I have a wife with six children!" the second man answered.

"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows says "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied "No, you don't understand, the grass at my home is about three feet tall!"

~A yah . . . Poor no good!!

  lol

wetin lawyer do una sef???

@folahann  Them go chop grass, afterall them don already begin chop am   

Let me see the mouth you want to use to lick that candy, maybe I can give you some

I never see your mouth o  Until then, thou shall lick no candy. gbam!

Eyin oro 

Nice candy,oops sorry nice joke 

good one

ask dreeldee and Jeovy 

~It depends on what you mean by candy.
   If na that type, wey dey wet when touched and tickled, I no mind.   

~Candy   . . .  That doesn't answer my question.

abeg make una no finish the candy OOO

bera be careful before candy chews you

@candy
u wunt prevent me from chewing candy, cuss candy loves me and i love it