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Scopium (m)
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RedHotChic started a thread about Annoying Pick Up Lines! and it seems like everybody is annoyed but people still fall. So what are they falling for? Looks, money, swagger or annoying pick up lines?
Ladies in the house:
What are the perfect pick up lines you've heard from men?
Or what lines do you like/want to hear?
Guys:
What's the perfect thing a lady you are hitting on ever said to you?
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jkpretty (f)
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Once its coming from the right guy, its the best pick up line, no matter the construction  |
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Ruby_Pearl (f)
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Haven't heard a perfect one, yet. All garbage  |
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Gamine (f)
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Not again!!!  |
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Busta (f)
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Not again!!! I tire o! |
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Scopium (m)
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Once its coming from the right guy, its the best pick up line, no matter the construction |
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Scopium (m)
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Not again!!! I tire o! |
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Scopium (m)
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Haven't heard a perfect one, yet. All garbage |
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3viso (m)
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Just flash bundle of 100 Dollar bills and promise to spend it all on them, you need not to cram the dictionary to make a perfect pick up lines.
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chamotex (m)
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action speaks louder than words abeg! its not what u say, its how u say it, na your body language be the KOKO!!!! |
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forbidden5 (m)
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My dear poster,
Please do not mind those self-seeking, old, egocentric, retired and deluded chicks that posted that topic. All they think about is themselves. They are the me, myself and I kind of girls. They are for the older men, 50 and above.
Young men like you and me that are responsible and gainfully employed need a good woman to marry so we would have a good home. No useful person would really go worrying over pick up lines.
Please know that women are the most absurd, irrational, unpredictable, impossible, prepostrous beings ever created. There are no rules when they are involved.
If you meet a girl you like, just walk up to her and introduce yourself. Afterwards, ask her for her name. Always look at the expressions on a womans face when you talk to them. Please be very confident because women always pretend. I have had one telling me she was hooked and all that crap. Then suddenly I discovered she was falling in love. How did I know?
Please know the signs that women use for communication. They will never tell you what they want except it is material.
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NaJa HaJe (f)
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"Hi, my name is Scopium . . . . . what's yours?"
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Pataki
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Once its coming from the right guy, its the best pick up line, no matter the construction You are so RIGHT dear!!!! |
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Hannibal
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@ Topic, I hope there's a fireman around, cause you're smoking!  |
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StephenP (m)
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Once its coming from the right guy, its the best pick up line, no matter the construction True. |
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michelin89 (f)
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Is it must for a guy to toast? Nor be hobby o!
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Scopium (m)
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Is it must for a guy to toast? Nor be hobby o!
Do you have a boyfriend? Was it you that did the toasting? |
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Scopium (m)
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"Hi, my name is Scopium . . . . . what's yours?"
"I'm NaJa HaJe . . . . . . how are you doing?" |
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bennygee (m)
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hello fine girl, my name is seun, im a negative of this village, can i be meeting u? please what is your beautiful name? |
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londonbwoi (m)
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once i walked up to this white girl and said in a nigerian strong accent fine baby do u know what i want to do to u
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RedHotChic (f)
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My dear poster,
Please do not mind those self-seeking, old, egocentric, retired and deluded chicks that posted that topic. All they think about is themselves. They are the me, myself and I kind of girls. They are for the older men, 50 and above.
Young men like you and me that are responsible and gainfully employed need a good woman to marry so we would have a good home. No useful person would really go worrying over pick up lines.
Please know that women are the most absurd, irrational, unpredictable, impossible, prepostrous beings ever created. There are no rules when they are involved.
If you meet a girl you like, just walk up to her and introduce yourself. Afterwards, ask her for her name. Always look at the expressions on a womans face when you talk to them. Please be very confident because women always pretend. I have had one telling me she was hooked and all that crap. Then suddenly I discovered she was falling in love. How did I know?
Please know the signs that women use for communication. They will never tell you what they want except it is material. Straight from the heart from an angry brother who's yet to get laid even with his truck load of Euros. |
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michelin89 (f)
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Do you have a boyfriend? Was it you that did the toasting?
Toasting??? Who still dey do that one? Any guy who toasts is wasting his time with me! I have a more effective criteria to know who is worth it and not! |
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Scopium (m)
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Toasting??? Who still dey do that one? Any guy who toasts is wasting his time with me! I have a more effective criteria to know who is worth it and not!
Don't they all say that? Where does it usually start? |
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bricklayer (m)
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The comments from the broads on this thread truly amuses me. it is typical of girls not to even know what they like or want, that is why they form and form for the really good guys, and end up settling with the jerks. A girl who fronts unnecessarily, rather than demostrating how desirable she imagines herself to be, is actually demonstrating how incapable she is of deciding what will make her happy. call it chauvinistic, but its the truth.
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