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Iiilllllll. . . GOD FORBID BAD THING!
You should also make a sign of the cross. Some evil spirits can be tenacious you know |
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LAKANYE~ (m)
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His pictures remind me of one masquerade at Uwani called odogwu anya nmiri  Human beings will talk ill of girls that one will carry his legs that look like what Yorubas use to beat their talking drums and open mouth too There's nothing we won't see |
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Queenisha
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THE PROSTITUTES OF NAIRALAND. SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
which one are you? man, you no get am for manly goods woman who sai? The only left is to sacrifice you at at a shrine inbetween goats and fowls. That's assuming the oracles will even accept you as a worthy sacrifice  abeg carry those things you call legs waka pass |
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onyinye2 (f)
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THE PROSTITUTES OF NAIRALAND. SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
don't you feel like a big boy tonight?? ahhh baby boy cranky cause he didnt get a bed time story?? ahh that's oka, now go upstairs and wait for your mommy to come and read you one.  |
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LAKANYE~ (m)
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don't you feel like a big boy tonight?? ahhh baby boy cranky cause he didnt get a bed time story?? ahh that's oka, now go upstairs and wait for your mommy to come and read you one. which one are you? man, you no get am for manly goods woman who sai? The only left is to sacrifice you at at a shrine inbetween goats and fowls. That's assuming the oracles will even accept you as a worthy sacrifice abeg carry those things you call legs waka pass Iiilllllll. . . GOD FORBID BAD THING!
YA'ALL SOUNDS LIKE HORNY BITCHES.
TODAY IS NOT MY DAY OF WOMEN BATTERING. |
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Queenisha
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back to topic  Onyinye and chisco no mind am I wonder how the immigration officers at the consulate let the shadowy thing slip by They might as well open the flood gates and let other area boys in since their baba agba don already land |
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onyinye2 (f)
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YA'ALL SOUNDS LIKE HORNY BITCHES.
TODAY IS NOT MY DAY OF WOMEN BATTERING.
oh go screw yourself on a mountain. just so annoying sometimes with your frantic posts. |
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Queenisha
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YA'ALL SOUNDS LIKE HORNY BITCHES.
[b]TODAY IS NOT MY DAY OF WOMEN BATTERING.[/b]
Women battering? No wonder your main residence is the state penitentiary where you are battered front and back by real men ewu Ijebuode |
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Queenisha
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YA'ALL KISS MY BLACK ASS
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Feesha
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@queen U wont kill me o ! Am laughing myself crazy. Whaaaat! I pity your enemies ! @Lakanye (abi na Alakan (crab)) My dear Lakanye, its really not your day. Do you hate women that much? Am disappointed you could post such a picture. Seun must see it. Do you have to be so primitive? Well. let me hand you over back to queen. She's more than capable of dealing with you. Ewu! |
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olrotimi (m)
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i'D better not put my hand in this  |
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gabrywyl (f)
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@Topic Uhm. . . I guess if you're good at jokes would be a plus plus? ____________________________________________________________ ____________________ LAKANYE, yOU'RE SO FUNNY BOBO. |
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davidif (m)
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@poster
For real, there is this extremely cute akata chick i really like, i've tried speaking to her but there is nothing to talk to her about, we have absolutely nothing in common, the first time i met her she was a frosh, so i asked her the usual where she was from after that there was nothing to talk about, but i made a dumb mistake in not asking her if she wanted to hang out, i guess at the time i was only concerned that she didn't have double D's. Now everytime i meet her we just say hello and even though i try to think of something to say to her there is absolutely nothing to say, what a shame because i really liked her and she is the only cute akata kid in the school, i don't find the rest hot.
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nedra
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4 me, d first thing i will discuss wt a lady on a date is her favourite fucking style because only den will u know if she is active in bed
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Raimond (m)
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My guy it depends on the girl`s level of intelligence.There are girls that would rather talk about how many agberos she sees on the streets of Lagos,how cute the last molue she saw was,the fight she witnessed at Oshodi market.Others would be more interested in more mind-engaging issues.
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rokiatu (f)
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4 me, d first thing i will discuss wt a lady on a date is her favourite fucking style because only den will u know if she is active in bed
on a first date?? |
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jkpretty (f)
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@poster
For real, there is this extremely cute akata chick i really like, i've tried speaking to her but there is nothing to talk to her about, we have absolutely nothing in common, the first time i met her she was a frosh, so i asked her the usual where she was from after that there was nothing to talk about, but i made a dumb mistake in not asking her if she wanted to hang out, i guess at the time i was only concerned that she didn't have double D's. Now everytime i meet her we just say hello and even though i try to think of something to say to her there is absolutely nothing to say, what a shame because i really liked her and she is the only cute akata kid in the school, i don't find the rest hot.
If u have a low IQ and ur intending girlfriend also has a low IQ What do u expect, a miracle   I know many pretty girls that are all that, but don't have reasonable boyfriends, because they lack what it takes to keep one. . . gosh!  |
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mecussey (m)
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My brother there is no much about that, be yourself and talk what you know more; remember practice makes perfect go out, meet and start talking. If you fail you will learn, until you get perfect. There is this blog I read sometimes www.blogspot.com/ . I think it will help you more |
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shylladear (f)
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That's if we can find it in the dark. gusshhhhhhhhh  nawa for u oh u shouldnt have posted a pics like that its an insult to women u should have posted a guys pics and not a ladys |
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segzi cres (m)
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ask her if she's a virgin, whats the size of her boobs, how many boyfriend she's had. continue like that n she'll b urs in no time
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nana (f)
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The boy is 15y'old |
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Ibime (m)
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@ Poster:
Just let her talk about herself.
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CARUSO (m)
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Ask her questions about money, food and sex!
those three things interests most women a lot nowadays!!
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baba_egun (m)
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talk about MATHEMATICS |
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davidif (m)
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@jkpretty If u have a low IQ and your intending girlfriend also has a low IQ What do u expect, a miracle
I know many pretty girls that are all that, but don't have reasonable boyfriends, because they lack what it takes to keep one. . . gosh! Who are you? and what's your problem, you got beef with me? i can't remember addressing you and you are insulting me, why don't keep your own low IQ opinion to yourself. |
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smooooooth
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there's no big deal, talking to a lady gee, you don't even have to rehearse or think up topics, they just flow, the only thing is to start a conversation, then things will flow naturally, and u can start one by talking about your interest and hers, this can really open up a whole lot of gist.
women tend to talk less on a first date, but once they get confortable and free with you, so u just be bold and chat her up on likes, like hobbies and stuff, soon she will get confortable and start doing the talking, then i bet you will be back here begging us to tell you how to pay real good attention.
goodluck.
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rokiatu (f)
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talk about MATHEMATICS lol  |
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smooooooth
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hey LANKAYE, is a burnt ass supposed to be sexy? then i berra go sit on the stove. gee you look like an over roasted cocoa yam, that shld be tasty to some those who love cocoa yam, maybe queen |
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St. Andrew
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 Do not go about talking about the topics you prefer or like, but talk about what she likes and prefer
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AnthonyKil (m)
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hey LANKAYE, is a burnt ass supposed to be sexy? then i berra go sit on the stove. gee you look like an over roasted cocoa yam, that shld be tasty to some those who love cocoa yam, maybe queen LMAO!!!! |
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Ogene Dom (m)
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I doubt if we have been able to help our friend by our suggestions so for. But even at that he has not actually specify what his difficulty is because there are many issues to discuss while with a girl(lady).
My question to this guy are 'Is the girl your friend? Is she the girl you want to befriend or make love to and run away? Is she a colleague, school mate or even family friend?' Until you specify the type of girl you have in mind, I suggest you start up a topic to a girl you are meeting for the first time to avoid boring her with the topics she doesn't like rather you can discuss about any thing immediate in you environ or better still about what you like about her. from there you can understand her manner of discussion and what she would like to hear.
All the best as you progress with your friends.
Ogene
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