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Pataki
Re: Romance And Profession
« #64 on: July 15, 2008, 10:03 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 15, 2008, 10:00 PM
She's obviously not dealt first hand with them.
I don't she was talking of the American Banking System. Undecided
Cristalz (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #65 on: July 15, 2008, 10:07 PM »

@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist.  Tongue E be like say poverty dey worry you.  .  .or them fire you troway from bank? Tongue

@Hannibal/ RHC
I'm speaking from a Nigerian perspective on Nigerian happenings. What's my biz with American banks? Huh If they've burnt y'all,my shoulder's not available to cry on. Obama's very much available Tongue

@pataki
Thanx for noticing o,my brother.Any small thing they turn it into America and Europe,as if this is no longer a Nigerian forum. *hiss*
Pataki
Re: Romance And Profession
« #66 on: July 15, 2008, 10:09 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 10:07 PM
@pataki
Thanx for noticing o,my brother.Any small thing they turn it into America and Europe,as if this is no longer a Nigeiran forum. *hiss*
My sister, we will fight for what is ours!!!! Grin Cheesy Grin

So what you say? Going with my pick-up line? Tongue
Cristalz (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #67 on: July 15, 2008, 10:17 PM »

@pataki
Nothing personal dearie.  .  .but i don't ''go with'' pick-up lines Tongue

Hannibal
Re: Romance And Profession
« #68 on: July 15, 2008, 10:17 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 10:07 PM
@Hannibal/ RHC
I'm speaking from a Nigerian perspective on Nigerian happenings. What's my biz with American banks? Huh If they've burnt y'all,my shoulder's not available to cry on. Obama's very much available Tongue

Is this ur escape??  Undecided Undecided Undecided
Banker's wife!!!!
doyin13 (m)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #69 on: July 15, 2008, 10:19 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 10:07 PM
@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist.  Tongue E be like say poverty dey worry you.  .  .or them fire you troway from bank? Tongue


E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers,  . . . . .  Grin
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #70 on: July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM »

Quote from: doyin13 on July 15, 2008, 10:19 PM
E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers, . . . . .  Grin

let me see the body first, and i will decide  Wink
Hannibal
Re: Romance And Profession
« #71 on: July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM »

Quote from: doyin13 on July 15, 2008, 10:19 PM
E mi. . . .work for bank. Tufiakwa

Banks are nothing but moral cesspits, where souls are sold for money.

I would rather sell my body than work with earth scums like bankers.

Any takers, . . . . .  Grin

There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #72 on: July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM »

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@doyin13
Only the green-eyed monster will make your skanky nose smell romance where just plain facts exist.  Tongue E be like say poverty dey worry you.  .  .or them fire you troway from bank?
Who knows but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life or do you think that Doyin is finished already?
Pataki
Re: Romance And Profession
« #73 on: July 15, 2008, 10:22 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 10:17 PM
@pataki
Nothing personal dearie.  .  .but i don't ''go with'' pick-up lines Tongue
I never expected you to be easy though. Tongue

**Going back to the drawing board** Wink
doyin13 (m)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #74 on: July 15, 2008, 10:27 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.

You should be less obvious with your comments jo. . . .you this IRON MAIDEN Grin

Quote from: HR.hotness on July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
let me see the body first, and i will decide  Wink

Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .A private viewing can always be arranged. Wink

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
Who knows but the downfall of a man is not the end of his life or do you think that Doyin is finished already?

Abegi. . . .No announce my downfall before the fact.

HR.hotness (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #75 on: July 15, 2008, 10:29 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 15, 2008, 10:21 PM
There's a gay bar in Brighton called "golden ballz"
Your services would be highly needed there.

And u know this because. . . .  ?  Undecided
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #76 on: July 15, 2008, 10:29 PM »

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Abegi. . . .No announce my downfall before the fact.
Lmao; you no go fall in Jesus name. You go rise higher than dangoteooo and improve nairaland in jesus name.
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #77 on: July 15, 2008, 10:30 PM »

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And u know this because.
HE's SO GAY!!!!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue
Cristalz (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #78 on: July 15, 2008, 10:32 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 15, 2008, 10:17 PM
Is this your escape??  Undecided Undecided Undecided
Banker's wife!!!!

Escape from what? Huh And when did this become about me? Abeg o,relax. Or did a banker steal your girl? Tongue

@pataki
Wasn't aware you were expecting anything at all Tongue
  Grin Grin
HR.hotness (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #79 on: July 15, 2008, 10:32 PM »

Quote from: doyin13 on July 15, 2008, 10:27 PM
Hehehehehe. . . . . . . . .A private viewing can always be arranged. Wink

Private viewings are very welcome  Wink
Hannibal
Re: Romance And Profession
« #80 on: July 15, 2008, 10:35 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on July 15, 2008, 10:29 PM
And u know this because. . . . ? Undecided

Shut up there. . . . . .Who doesn't know Brighton is a faggot town!!!
Why ain't i surprised, u stay in em dinghy part of the country. . . . .How's Isle Of Wight?? Angry Angry

Quote from: doyin13 on July 15, 2008, 10:27 PM
You should be less obvious with your comments jo. . . .you this IRON MAIDEN Grin

Don't be angry, Senor. . . . . . . .
I was only trying to get a brother back on track. Tongue

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 15, 2008, 10:30 PM
HE's SO GAY!!!!!!!! Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

U are such a wrinkled TWAT. Angry Angry
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #81 on: July 15, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote
You are such a wrinkled TWAT.
You are so busted, Thank God for HR.Hotness. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

I think your name should be GAYNNIBAL.
Pataki
Re: Romance And Profession
« #82 on: July 15, 2008, 10:39 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 10:32 PM

@pataki
Wasn't aware you were expecting anything at all Tongue
  Grin Grin

You got games right? Grin Cheesy Grin I like that!!!!

Pity I do not do play mines on the forum Tongue Tongue Tongue

How come you knew I was throwing a pick-up line on you. . . . supposing I was not expecting anything at all? Grin Grin
doyin13 (m)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #83 on: July 15, 2008, 10:40 PM »

Quote from: HR.hotness on July 15, 2008, 10:32 PM
Private viewings are very welcome  Wink

Ojigbijigbi. . . . . . . .It's a wrap

As my first customeryou get it for free.

And you will not be disappointed. . . . . .Even if I say so myself Cool
Hannibal
Re: Romance And Profession
« #84 on: July 15, 2008, 10:46 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 15, 2008, 10:39 PM
You are so busted, Thank God for HR.Hotness. Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue Tongue

I think your name should be GAYNNIBAL.

Only Ijesha men are that inclined.
Did Guardian Nigeria not report your Oba humping one of the palace guards??
Was that not the reason your village palace was burnt down several years ago??
Don't make me spill the beans so shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Heifer, Brighton is a tourist centre with one of the few beaches in England.
Every tom, dcik and harry goes there to have some fun so bugger off.
Flaming illiterate!!!
Cristalz (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #85 on: July 15, 2008, 10:50 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 15, 2008, 10:39 PM
You got games right? Grin Cheesy Grin I like that!!!!

Pity I do not do play mines on the forum Tongue Tongue Tongue

How come you knew I was throwing a pick-up line on you. . . . supposing I was not expecting anything at all? Grin Grin

Seems your idea of 'games' and mine are massively parallel Tongue

And,comprehending pick-up lines is not rocket science.  .  .jeez!  Grin
Pataki
Re: Romance And Profession
« #86 on: July 15, 2008, 10:56 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 10:50 PM
Seems your idea of 'games' and mine are massively parallel Tongue

And,comprehending pick-up lines is not rocket science.  .  .jeez!  Grin
Law of Parallelogram does not come into play here Tongue

I have fully understudied you and I must say you are quite good with twisting words to suite your taste, unfortunately you met your waterloo. You and I both know the underlying statement to what instigated comprehending my pick-up line.  Grin So you still ready to play it tough with me? Cheesy Grin Cheesy Or you would prefer to live to die another day? Tongue Tongue
Hannibal
Re: Romance And Profession
« #87 on: July 15, 2008, 10:58 PM »

Quote from: doyin13 on July 15, 2008, 10:40 PM
Ojigbijigbi. . . . . . . .It's a wrap

As my first customeryou get it for free.

And you will not be disappointed. . . . . .Even if I say so myself Cool

U may have to tread carefully there.
HR Hotness is the identical twin sister of Azeezat in Lagos.
She is so ugly her siblings don't take her to church on sundays. Grin Cheesy
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #88 on: July 15, 2008, 11:02 PM »

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Only Ijesha men are that inclined.
Did Guardian Nigeria not report your Oba humping one of the palace guards??
Was that not the reason your village palace was burnt down several years ago??
Don't make me spill the beans so shushhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Please stop spread lies about my kingdom before someone here takes it serious. Do you have any link to substantiate this story?

PataGay, Gaynnibal, Gayldee and Gay~Sly all went out drinking and Patagay fell over gay Sly and the kiss was warm and cormforting,

Gaynnibal challenged Gayldee to do the same but his halitosis is so discomforting that Gaynnibal is considering becoming monosexual.
doyin13 (m)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #89 on: July 15, 2008, 11:02 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 15, 2008, 10:58 PM
You may have to tread carefully there.
HR Hotness is the identical twin sister of Azeezat in Lagos.
She is so ugly her siblings don't take her to church on sundays. Grin Cheesy

Guy no spoil bizo for me abeg. . . . . . . . Man must wack

Abi u no hear say UK don enter recession.
Cristalz (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #90 on: July 15, 2008, 11:07 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 15, 2008, 10:56 PM
Law of Parallelogram does not come into play here Tongue

I have fully understudied you and I must say you are quite good with twisting words to suite your taste, unfortunately you met your waterloo. You and I both know the underlying statement to what instigated comprehending my pick-up line. Grin So you still ready to play it tough with me? Cheesy Grin Cheesy Or you would prefer to live to die another day? Tongue Tongue


You've fully ''understudied'' me? I'm flattered Tongue I hope you know the word 'understudy' means 'trained substitute' (a trained replacement or substitute for somebody).  .  .  .so it is flattering that you've been 'understudying' me Tongue  Grin Grin
Whoz met their 'waterloo' now,mr know-it-all? LMAO. Grin

As for knowing the underlying statement that instigated comprehension of your pick-up line,i have absolutely no idea what you are talking about Huh
And,play it tough with you? Huh Dude,whats with you? As in,have we met previously or something? because i havent the foggiest where you're proceeding from. If they sent you to me,jo,tell them you didnt see me o.
Hannibal
Re: Romance And Profession
« #91 on: July 15, 2008, 11:08 PM »

Quote from: RedHotChic on July 15, 2008, 11:02 PM
Please stop spread lies about my kingdom before someone here takes it serious. Do you have any link to substantiate this story?

PataGay, Gaynnibal, Gayldee and Gay Sly all went out drinking and Patagay fell over gay Sly and the kiss was warm and cormforting,

Gaynnibal challenged Gayldee to do the same but his halitosis is so discomforting that Gaynnibal is considering becoming monosexual.

Now u are ranting like a juvenile. . . . .Act your age for once. . . . .
The last time i checked, u were closer to 40 than 35 so grow up!!!!

Tell us the reason the palace got torched some several years back.
I have the dossier with me and if i see any spurious report, i shall hang u for the vultures to feed on ur nether region.
doyin13 (m)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #92 on: July 15, 2008, 11:12 PM »

Quote from: Cristalz on July 15, 2008, 11:07 PM
You've fully ''understudied'' me? I'm flattered Tongue I hope you know the word 'understudy' means 'trained substitute' (a trained replacement or substitute for somebody).  .  .  .so it is flattering that you've been 'understudying' me Tongue  Grin Grin
Whoz met their 'waterloo' now,mr know-it-all? LMAO. Grin



hehehehe. . . . .Classy Yabbing sabi pain person for belle oo  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
RedHotChic (f)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #93 on: July 15, 2008, 11:12 PM »

Quote
Tell us the reason the palace got torched some several years back.
I have the dossier with me and if i see any spurious report, i shall hang u for the vultures to feed on your nether region.

It's only you that's heard this rumor and it's not true else post the link to the story. What did my royalty do to you?  Ilesha people savoured your father's  integrity because he couldn't get a woman to love him by giving out your mom to him, isn't that enough to be grateful to my people?
doyin13 (m)
Re: Romance And Profession
« #94 on: July 15, 2008, 11:15 PM »

I don't knw why Funmi and Jacqui always argue over some irrelevant heritage.

The only Yorubas that matter are the Egbas. . . . . Cool Cool Cool
Pataki
Re: Romance And Profession
« #95 on: July 15, 2008, 11:18 PM »

@ Cristalz,
Just when I was on my way out. . . . Embarrassed Embarrassed

I knew you would shift gears immediately, unfortunately I control the gear Tongue Are you a chess player? Undecided We are going back and forth on this matter dearie.

In fact, It seems the law of parallelogram is really at work here. I give up me case!!!!
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