Saucekid Dey Find Promotion

After 2yrs of selfless service, saucekid realized that he has not be promoted, no tranfer, no salary increase, no commendation and that his company wz not doing anything about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR manager one morning and after exchanging greeting, he told his HR manager his observation. The boss looking at him, laughed and asked him to sit down saying;"My friend, you have not worked here for even one day". Sauce was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on to explain.
Manager:How many days are there in a year?
saucekid:      365 days and some times 366.
Manager:How many hours make up a day?
saucekid:      24hours.
Manager:How long do you work in a day?
saucekid:      8am to 5pm(1 hour break).i.e 8 hours a day.
Manager:So what fraction of the day do you work in hrs?
saucekid:      (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24hrs i.e 1/3.
Manager:That is nice of you!what is one-third of 366 days?
saucekid:      122(1/3*366=122 in days).
Manager:Do you come to work on weekends?
saucekid:      No sir.
Manager:How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
saucekid:      52 saturdays and 52 sundays equal to 104 days.
Manager:Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how many days do you now have?
saucekid:       18 days.
Manager:Ok! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year.Now remove that 14days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have remaining?
saucekid:      4 days.
Manager:Do you work on New Year day?
saucekid:      No sir!
Manager:So how many days are left?
saucekid:      3 days sir!
Manager:Do you come to work on the Independence Day?
saucekid:      No sir!
Manager:So how many days are left?
saucekid:      2 days sir!
Manager:Do you work on Xmas Day?
saucekid:      No sir!
Manager:So how many days are left?
saucekid:      1 day sir!
Manager:Do you come on Boxing Day?
saucekid:      No sir!
Manager:Let's even forget all the other public holiday. So how many days are left?
saucekid:      None sir!
Manager:So, what are you claiming?
saucekid:      I have understood, sir i did not realize that i was stealing company money all these days.


                        


                             

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God punish and publish u,equilibrium

@pointgun
no worry,i be manager on my own

rich me . . . .poor them

@SAUCE
AND I BIN DEY PLAN GIV You FREE UNIFORM. . .
 

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@CLEMENT
IF You DEY FIND WRK
JST TELL MI
BT You GO PAY 4 UR OWN UNIFORM. . . .

sauce,  i know say u no fit allow all this rubbish talk. the best way to redeem ya image is to axept G.Ps offer before its too late.

simlpe!!!
him mess up!!!
equals jst dey try treat d mess up,
jst like him bin treat urs. . .
      

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