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naijababe (f)
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@ Ka
tell me where to move to escape this your penalty, no lookery, no touchery, abeg body no be wood o as beyonce1 said olopa ewo ntepe amuni jamuni
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Christino (m)
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 if your eyes will make u sin, gourge it out, if it's your legs CUT EM OFF 
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mamaput (f)
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And if it is your privates cut it off
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woleprof (m)
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now if its your "hole" nko?
what do you do?
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mamaput (f)
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try cutting a hole it only becomes bigger. And we are talking about cutting not sewing  |
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kazey (m)
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How about seal it with cement? |
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Ashiwaju (m)
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Concrete would be better |
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Christino (m)
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it's not a hole, it's removable, we can remove it and seal it with super "FLESH" glue . if we don't remove it, human beings will hit it from the back or drill another hole in the sides |
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woleprof (m)
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@mamaput
if anything dey make u sin deal with am in all available way.
SUGGESTION:
I wont tell u to remove it because, it will only widen the already "big" hole
I will advise you to seal it with GERMAN CONCRETE, so no any "thing" including "ROD" fit acclerate freely.
oh! before i forget, if its your breast, please don't forget to do a plastic surgery, at least to remove it for good.
CONCLUSION:
be holy as your father in heaven
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Ashiwaju (m)
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like play like play, death penalty don dey turn to sex penalty now
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mamaput (f)
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SUGGESTION:
I wont tell u to remove it because, it will only widen the already "big" hole
I will advise you to seal it with GERMAN CONCRETE, so no any "thing" including "ROD" fit acclerate freely. Did someone not tell you that Germans make the best boring machines? Like in bosh and semens? oh! before i forget, if its your breast, please don't forget to do a plastic surgery, at least to remove it for good. It seems you forgot the part about the body is the Temple of the lord. |
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osy01
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[i][/i]i think death penalty is too harddddd 4 d crime in question, but i also think that the earlier we do sometin drastic about it d better.If not checked, a time will come in this country that u will have to pay a mortuary attendant before seeing a doctor or any other professional because of incompetence.jail em may be a good alternative |
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giddy (m)
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Death Sentence is Jungle justice
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woleprof (m)
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@ gidy
tell them oo
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WesleyanA (f)
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I think they already practice that in the north. it's called the shari'a laws.
that got nigeria a lot of publicity on CNN. It gave us a bad name too.
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woleprof (m)
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I think sharia is quite different from this ooo
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WesleyanA (f)
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really?
but it's similar to it, i guess.
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WesleyanA (f)
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why not?
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woleprof (m)
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Maybe you should go Zamfara state to trespass and experience what real sharia can be |
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WesleyanA (f)
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who told you I was ready to die. |
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woleprof (m)
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no i don't want u to die] i just want u see for your self. |
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anabell (f)
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i think cctv should be put in all d classes,so those who cheat will be cut on tape then punished,talkin about death am not a party to that its only GOD that has d rite to take lives not man,grow up
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donnymikky (m)
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Exam malpractices have become pervasive in our society. It has been reported that Nigerian students routinely cheat during national exams at all levels - Primary School Leaving Certificate, JSCE, SSCE and JAMB - and even during regular tests and exams in their various schools. A drastic solution is required.
I hereby propose the use of the death sentence on Nigerian students accused of exam malpractices.
The death sentence has been used with great success against armed robbers in our country, and it has even been suggested for drug pushers and corrupt politicians. I say we wipe out these corrupt elements before they grow up to become robbers, politicians, or drug pushers. If a primary school student is caught cheating, she should pay with her life. If they are not too young to cheat, they are not too young to die.
Some may say that this is too harsh, but I say it's too lenient, because Nigeria is more important than the life of any individual. Not only must we put students to death when they are accused of exam malpractices, we must extend this harsh punishment to their collaborators including parents, teachers, exam officials, and friends.
We must also make it illegal for any Nigerian to protest against this law once adopted. Harsh laws are what we need to turn this country around, because cheaters don't deserve human rights. They deserve death. Haba! wetin happen Seun! i can immagine the kind of leader you will be if given just a month to run the affairs of a society not even a local government!! kilode! maximum penalty for examination malpratices. Do you really have any idea about law? Seun, in law, the penalty must be proportionate to the offence comitted, you hear me so! |
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Seun (m)
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Seun, in law, the penalty must be proportionate to the offence comitted, you hear me so! That's my point exactly. I'm a satirist. I love to make my points by saying the exact opposite of what I believe. I am opposed to the use of the death penalty for any crime, although in the case of mass murderers I'm neutral. |
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Riff-Raff
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hahannn seun! That's is gross. jail term is enough.
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myro (m)
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u know what i found funnier than the joke? the fact that people actually took it seriously. i was laughing all the way through the piece. good one seun. your point taken. we need a more wholistic approach to solving fundamental problems. tell it to the politicians these days who just go about shouting i'll do this and i'll do that without saying how.
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finemocha (f)
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seun that is a very communist way of thinking  |
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kellorah (f)
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death penalty for cheatin in exams?
absurd!
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kellorah (f)
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Seun, what were u doin thinkin up this bull 'solution'? |
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