Yes I Slap Her:

Pataki it's Ok now.
Please I take God beg you

One chance to make sure you sir do not get away with your penchant for trying to score brownie points by lying. So take a good look at the highlights because i intend to respond to each line by line.

1. I disgraced myself with her - No sir, we both had the sweetest 13 months of our lives together. We broke up like every other couple out there . . . we've both moved on, we've both made up. Rather than a disgrace, she remains to this day my standard for every future girl that i date. She meant the world to me, she kept me sane, sacrificed so much for me . . . sometimes things don't always go the way you expect them to be but i will forever remain grateful to her for 13 months of perfect bliss. Is it my fault that she's way way more beautiful than any woman you'D ever grow the balls to chat up? We're not on the same level dude . . . get that straight.

2. Only acclaimed girlfriend - First off . . . this is a blatant lie. I had an "acclaimed" girlfriend . .  you have ZERO. You still dey argue?

3. I started "toasting" her in NYSC.
Now this is disgracefully bad.

 - Our first real date was Dec 12 2003.
 - I asked her out Jan 4, 2004.
 - She responded Jan 20, 2004.
 - We broke up Feb 2005.
 - I started NYSC Sept 5, 2004.

Now what nonsense were you blabbing about?

4. Someone's dating her now.
 - Duh we broke up! Did you expect her to remain celibate? I've since dated others so what's new?
 - You said they were getting married . . . don't be such a fool, i spoke to her 3 days ago and she has no plans for such folly.

Next time you want to score a point, make sure its the truth.

Now back to you bro . . . you make so much noise about slapping a chic . . . you can only slap something you have. You've never had a girl in the 6yrs i knew you so who were you talking of slapping here? Its not enough to come here and pretend to be something u're not. How many times did you disgracefully follow the Room 20 boys to go see their girlfriends? How many times did the girls have to give you the silent treatment to hint you that you were being a nuisance?
Even my younger brother, 2 years ur junior (you this agbaya) had solid relationships . . . you're here chasing faceless people and bluffing about clubs, women and sex?

Oh boy just shut up! What do you know? You come here breathing fire and brimstone and YET even the smallie girls of those days were slapping you around like a robot. You crave attention, its the one thing you desperately need to feed your inate sense of insecurity. Go fix your personality bro, you were like a yr older than many of us yet you were always so full of shit.

6 years!!! You waited until you could conveniently hide behind your computer to yab me?  Where were you when we were next door neighbours? Yeye mugu.

Na wa o.  this one is personal. This thread was destined for failure from the very beginning.