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omoge (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #32 on: July 18, 2008, 07:46 PM »

to hell with your stupid call,  you slap me i destroy your abunna,  grab it and twist the day out of you
Busta (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #33 on: July 18, 2008, 07:47 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 18, 2008, 07:45 PM
Will you go back and read my post?

Where did I say I would hit my girl? Huh Huh Angry Angry I think you deserve a slap right now!!! Sad Sad Sad

wasn't even talking to u!

Was refering to the poster

besides . . .slap me I go wound u back.
no dey look me like that o!
Busta (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #34 on: July 18, 2008, 07:47 PM »

Quote from: omoge on July 18, 2008, 07:46 PM
to hell with your stupid call, you slap me i destroy your abunna, grab it and twist the day out of you
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chai . . .na the koko be that!
slap me because of yeye phone call . . to hell with u and your caller!
debosky (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #35 on: July 18, 2008, 07:48 PM »

I don't know why you are criticizing him

He laid down a clear rule and she violated it, simple!  Tongue

As he said, he would have executed FULL punishment, but because of the good mood, he only gave her a slap. The girl should be grateful that the conductor gave him full change on his way home, if not, a slap would be the least of her worries.  Cool

Real men blah blah blah. Men nor equal to women again  Huh She should have returned the slap now. But I'm guessing she knew she broke law 1 of Oga Sylva, hence SLAP! and she being silent  Grin

@ eldee

If she makes the rule that you get slapped for coming late to dates, then so be it, pucker up and receive your slaps when the time comes. As long as the game is laid out clearly beforehand, its all good. next time look before you leap.  Tongue
Pataki
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #36 on: July 18, 2008, 07:48 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:44 PM
It's only a slap, mate!!!
Whats a slap?? It was just a simple tap on her face and was borne out of annoyance from Mr. Sylvao 2000.
Don't crucify him for his actions. . . . . .loads of us have done worse.
A slap is a slap, nothing more to it!!!! Grin

Hitting his girl on the face, and seeking for online gratification for his acts is gross madness on his part.
Dosman (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #37 on: July 18, 2008, 07:48 PM »

Poster I am really disappointed in yo and your many cohort that av contributed in support of your action.
Fine,she was wrong but you could do the same if she was in control and you don't feel secured.
You really need to apologise to her and plz don't do such thing again.
Hannibal (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #38 on: July 18, 2008, 07:49 PM »

@ Pataki,

Some chics deserve to be slapped. . . . . .
For a phone-call, he shoulda warned her seriously and the slap looks a bit OTT.
But then, it's not abnormal.
Why is everyone feigning the holier than thou attitude.?? . . . . .  Who hasn't slapped someone before here??
Busta (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #39 on: July 18, 2008, 07:51 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:49 PM
@ Pataki,

Some chics deserve to be slapped. . . . . .
For a phone-call, he shoulda warned her seriously and the slap looks a bit OTT.
But then, it's not abnormal.
Why is everyone feigning the holier than thou attitude.?? . . . . .  Who hasn't slapped someone before here??

keep dodging my questions.

are u indirectly confessing to having slapped a girl before?
Hannibal (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #40 on: July 18, 2008, 07:53 PM »

Quote from: Busta on July 18, 2008, 07:51 PM
keep dodging my questions.

are u indirectly confessing to having slapped a girl before?

I lie not before God. . . . .Yes, i have slapped a girl before in me Uni days.
She came back 3 days later to say she deserved it so. . . . . what have u got to say to that!!!! Tongue Tongue
eldee (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #41 on: July 18, 2008, 07:53 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:44 PM
It's only a slap, mate!!!
Whats a slap?? It was just a simple tap on her face and was borne out of annoyance from Mr. Sylvao 2000.
Don't crucify him for his actions. . . . . .loads of us have done worse.
What's worse?? KNIFE Shocked Shocked Shocked

@debosky
Exactly, if the constitution at the begining says 'Slap for picking calls' no problem
But you don't set rules out of annoyance


Pataki
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #42 on: July 18, 2008, 07:53 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:49 PM
@ Pataki,

Some chics deserve to be slapped. . . . . .
For a phone-call, he shoulda warned her seriously and the slap looks a bit OTT.
But then, it's not abnormal.
Why is everyone feigning the holier than thou attitude.?? . . . . .  Who hasn't slapped someone before here??
Yeah sometimes some chics deserve a good slap. But in this case, it was totally un-called for!!!!!

I have slapped a chic in my teenage years, and oh yes she did reply the slap back, but she regretted it though, and I felt bitter about it years down the lane. Never again would I lay my hands on a woman. Sad Sad
Queenisha
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #43 on: July 18, 2008, 07:54 PM »

You see why I repeatedly say,I pity una wey never marry.
if all you gals have are sylvaos and hannibals and patakis Lips sealed
I pity una.
one slap there,one shove there before we know it, one cutlass to the neck.
that's how it starts.
motun_rayo (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #44 on: July 18, 2008, 07:55 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:53 PM
I lie not before God. . . . .Yes, i have slapped a girl before in me Uni days.
She came back 3 days later to say she deserved it so. . . . . what have u got to say to that!!!! Tongue Tongue
Wonders shall never end. .
Pataki
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #45 on: July 18, 2008, 07:55 PM »

Where is that Omoge of a girl that wants to squeeze a Man's private. . . . you had better not try it.  Grin Cheesy Grin
sistawoman (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #46 on: July 18, 2008, 07:56 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:49 PM
@ Pataki,

Some chics deserve to be slapped. . . . . .
For a phone-call, he shoulda warned her seriously and the slap looks a bit OTT.
But then, it's not abnormal.
Why is everyone feigning the holier than thou attitude.?? . . . . .  Who hasn't slapped someone before here??

I have slapped my children.

Quote from: debosky on July 18, 2008, 07:48 PM
I don't know why you are criticizing him

He laid down a clear rule and she violated it, simple! Tongue

As he said, he would have executed FULL punishment, but because of the good mood, he only gave her a slap. The girl should be grateful that the conductor gave him full change on his way home, if not, a slap would be the least of her worries. Cool

Real men blah blah blah. Men nor equal to women again Huh She should have returned the slap now. But I'm guessing she knew she broke law 1 of Oga Sylva, hence SLAP! and she being silent Grin




That is how you handle children not grown women.  Did he sit down and say to her if you do this, this will the punishment.  I am sure he did not outline the punishment for all infractions committed on her part.  This is some bullshit and yall know it.
Queenisha
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #47 on: July 18, 2008, 07:57 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:53 PM
I lie not before God. . . . .Yes, i have slapped a girl before in me Uni days.
She came back 3 days later to say she deserved it so. . . . . what have u got to say to that!!!! Tongue Tongue

it's obvious you carry girls with no self esteem.
them never born the person
Pataki
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #48 on: July 18, 2008, 07:57 PM »

Quote from: Busta on July 18, 2008, 07:47 PM
wasn't even talking to u!

Was refering to the poster

besides . . .slap me I go wound u back.
no dey look me like that o!
Not every man deserves a slap back!!!!!
Hannibal (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #49 on: July 18, 2008, 07:58 PM »

Quote from: Queenisha on July 18, 2008, 07:57 PM
it's obvious you carry girls with no self esteem.
them never born the person

And what do u carry around u?
Men with no dignity!!!!
Busta (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #50 on: July 18, 2008, 07:59 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 18, 2008, 07:57 PM
Not every man deserves a slap back!!!!!

but girls does huh?

Quote from: Queenisha on July 18, 2008, 07:57 PM
it's obvious you carry girls with no self esteem.
them never born the person

Quote from: Queenisha on July 18, 2008, 07:54 PM
You see why I repeatedly say,I pity una wey never marry.
if all you gals have are sylvaos and hannibals and patakis Lips sealed
I pity una.
one slap there,one shove there before we know it, one cutlass to the neck.
that's how it starts.

hehehehe . . funny but very well said!
I concur and I pity the guy that trys that with me . . no be mouth o!
Queenisha
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #51 on: July 18, 2008, 07:59 PM »

Quote from: Dosman on July 18, 2008, 07:48 PM
Poster I am really disappointed in yo and your many cohort that av contributed in support of your action.
Fine,she was wrong but you could do the same if she was in control and you don't feel secured.
You really need to apologise to her and plz don't do such thing again.

a real man finally.
what a breathe of fresh air
Queenisha
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #52 on: July 18, 2008, 08:01 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 07:58 PM
And what do u carry around u?
Men with no dignity!!!!

no be you tell us your girl came crawling back and saying she deserved to be slapped by you.
Men like you ought to be pushed onto a moving acellar train Grin
laying your ricketty hands on someone's daughter and sister.
CH3COO (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #53 on: July 18, 2008, 08:02 PM »

Chei! You should never put your motherfucking filthy hands on your partner.  she ain't your slave.
Pataki
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #54 on: July 18, 2008, 08:04 PM »

I remember in my Uni days, while travelling between Abeokuta and Lagos, I was at Ketu Motor Park inside the bus, and then this argument started between a Soldier and a Lady towards who was sitting by the window side of the bus. One thing led to another, before we knew it, this soldier gave the lady a resounding and vibrating slap. Grin Cheesy Grin

After minutes of everyone shouting on the soldier and calming the lady down, the soldier sat by the window, while the lady sat infront of the soldier. Some 30 seconds later, this lady turned around and gave this soldier a higher resounding and more vibrating slap.  Grin Grin Cheesy Grin Grin Before we knew it, the soldier was ordering for pure water to wash off the blood gushing from his mouth. Cheesy Grin Cheesy

The lady then highlighted from the bus and took another bus that morning. Cheesy

Hannibal may you never meet such women!!!! Grin Cheesy Grin
Hannibal (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #55 on: July 18, 2008, 08:05 PM »

Quote from: Dosman on July 18, 2008, 07:48 PM
Poster I am really disappointed in yo and your many cohort that av contributed in support of your action.
Fine,she was wrong but you could do the same if she was in control and you don't feel secured.
You really need to apologise to her and plz don't do such thing again.

It seems u have a problem.

State your opinion and please don't attack other people that are against your beliefs.
One thing i cannot stand about hypocritical bigots like u is your holier than thou attitude.
Lemme guess. . . . . You have never lied before, never slapped, never hissed, never cussed. . .  .
Ohh me Gosh, You are Jesus Christ in a black skin. . . . . . .Tssssssk. . . . .tsssssssk.

Quote from: Queenisha on July 18, 2008, 08:01 PM
no be you tell us your girl came crawling back and saying she deserved to be slapped by you.
Men like you ought to be pushed onto a moving acellar train Grin
laying your ricketty hands on someone's daughter and sister.

You need to slow your roll and stop acting like a freedom fighter for women.
I expect u to have asked what transpired that warranted such slaps but then as a typical Naija woman, u go ballistic.
Learn to be patient: Look before u leap otherwise. . . . .You might just jump of a cliff one day.
debosky (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #56 on: July 18, 2008, 08:06 PM »

Quote from: sistawoman on July 18, 2008, 07:56 PM
That is how you handle children not grown women.  Did he sit down and say to her if you do this, this will the punishment. I am sure he did not outline the punishment for all infractions committed on her part.  This is some bullshit and yall know it.

I never said he laid out punishment for ALL infractions, but it sounds like he did for this particular one, and from the looks of things, the only reason she didn't bear the full brunt is because he was in a good mood, so she better be thankful.  Tongue

By the way, what business does a 'grown woman' have picking his calls? If she acts like a child then she deserves to be treated as one, or isn't that the mantra you women keep repeating?  Grin

@ sylvao

my only advice is this, just make a nice brochure showing offences and punishments, laminate it and then give it to her next time. . . better yet, frame it up and place it next to the 10 commandments in your sitting room.  Grin Grin
omoge (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #57 on: July 18, 2008, 08:06 PM »

@ Pataki,

I'm here o. And I mean it,  for a man to slap me? for whatever reason,  na the johnny/abunna i will just grab right away and twist it.
Hannibal and co, well una never jam.
You are yet to meet one good one/gbagbati.
So be careful the chic you lay hands on.

DaPhoenix (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #58 on: July 18, 2008, 08:07 PM »

@poster, WTF?! Rather than hide your face in shame or better still jump off a cliff with a heavy stone tied to your neck, you came here to brag about it? In fact, what the hell was the girl doing when you slapped her and she didn't attempt to slap you back? These girls are getting weak.

If a man slaps me, he better kill me with that slap because I am going to kill him. I'll lock up the house to make sure he cannot run away and we will fight to the death. I don't care if I am taken to prison for murder as long as I have had my revenge, I'm cool.
Sisikill
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #59 on: July 18, 2008, 08:07 PM »

Quote from: StephenP on July 18, 2008, 07:11 PM
A round of applause for you man!.

((CLAPING))))
 
Hmmm! Oh yeah! He went like NIKE and Just did it. . .  Twwwwwaaaa! on her face!

Quote from: StephenP on July 18, 2008, 07:11 PM
How dare she touch your Nokia 3510 and pick up your call while you were sweating in the toilet taking a shit?

That's what I been talkin' about!

Quote from: StephenP on July 18, 2008, 07:11 PM
Doesn't she know that one of your other girlfriends could have been calling? Is she crazy? 

That's. . . that's what I said!

Quote from: StephenP on July 18, 2008, 07:11 PM
Good thing you were in a good mood or else her parents would not have recognized her when you were done with her

I say if her daddy tries to talk some smack, go ahead slap him too.

Shooo! These days a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do, how's he going to prove he's a man if he can't give his girlfriend a little blackeye? In the old days, it used to be you send your girfriend/wife to the ER and you get your Man Badge but things have changes. . . they made it easy and only a wannabe man won't do what he got to do, ya know.


Hannibal (m)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #60 on: July 18, 2008, 08:09 PM »

Quote from: omoge on July 18, 2008, 08:06 PM
@ Pataki,

I'm here o. And I mean it, for a man to slap me? for whatever reason, na the johnny/abunna i will just grab right away and twist it.
Hannibal and co, well una never jam.
You are yet to meet one good one/gbagbati.
So be careful the chic you lay hands on.

Why do i feen it's women like u that gets treated like a trash bag.
Multiple slaps from your drunken partners and your undying love burns for him forever.
A slap is not a kick or a punch. . . . .It's only a SLAP.
Pataki
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #61 on: July 18, 2008, 08:10 PM »

Quote from: omoge on July 18, 2008, 08:06 PM
@ Pataki,

I'm here o. And I mean it,  for a man to slap me? for whatever reason,  na the johnny/abunna i will just grab right away and twist it.
Hannibal and co, well una never jam.
You are yet to meet one good one/gbagbati.
So be careful the chic you lay hands on.
And you think it is only the man that has his weak spots? Grin Cheesy Grin

Just becareful the kind of man you go grabbing his privates, you just might be lucky to have a glimpse of heaven before you finally reach there. Cheesy Grin Cheesy

@ Queenisha,
Thank God women like your type don marry. If not, Men would still have a reason to be hitting women severely. Lips sealed Lips sealed
omoge (f)
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #62 on: July 18, 2008, 08:12 PM »

Hannibal,
there are no trashbag in today's world especially not where i am. so take a chill pill and go on slapping women in nigeria okay.
surely, their eyes are opening these days,  and u came here bragging that she came back telling u she deserved it,  abeg go siddon NA LIE

Am sure she slapped u back. it is men like you that slap a lady and the brothers came back beating blue and red  Grin.
Queenisha
Re: Yes I Slap Her:
« #63 on: July 18, 2008, 08:13 PM »

Quote from: Hannibal on July 18, 2008, 08:09 PM
Why do i feen it's women like u that gets treated like a trash bag.
Multiple slaps from your drunken partners and your undying love burns for him forever.
A slap is not a kick or a punch. . . . .It's only a SLAP.


You need to lose this sick mindset.
did you see your father slapping your mom whenever she put too much salt in the egusi soup.
Where on earth did you learn that this behaviour is acceptable ?
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