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Ceeno E vu
Kids Do The Darnest Things
« on: July 21, 2008, 02:42 AM »

My little nieces and nephew (9, 6 and 2) just broke my smartbadge. I was so mad when I saw it because this is what I use to access my office and computer. The next thing I know, my 9 year old niece started cutting papers and asking for the spelling of my name. Guess what? The girl is trying to make a replacement badge for me with paper, crayon, glue etc. I did not know whether to feel madder or just burst out into laughter.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #1 on: July 21, 2008, 02:54 AM »

~Aaaw Bless Her Smiley Bet You laffed huh?
Gamine (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #2 on: July 21, 2008, 03:03 AM »

lolololol

i remember the show, Kids say the Darnest things

Children hen!!! Grin Grin
Ceeno E vu
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #3 on: July 21, 2008, 03:49 AM »

The annoying thing is these kids lie as if lying is going out of fashion. If we lied like this when we were young, them nor go see lie put for ground like this o.
mohawkchic (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #4 on: July 21, 2008, 04:03 AM »

~Lol they come extra smart now kids of Today,always trying to out smart us . . . naughty little nippers!!
Ruby_Pearl (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #5 on: July 21, 2008, 04:33 AM »

LOL! My baby cousin is the funniest.

Everytime I walk out of me room, he'll run inside and start pressing my laptop's keyboard.
When I scowl him, he'll just smile and continue doing it.
I learned to close my door just because of him, but this day, I didn't.
As I went downstairs inside the kitchen to make his food, he made sure I was downstairs before running inside my room and closing himself in.
Got the best surprise of my life!! all my papers, everything on the desk was now on the floor.
He got off the desk, came to me, took his food and climbed on my bed like he did nothing wrong.
LMAO! I couldn't do anything but clean up. Even scowling don't do, he'll just laugh and continue. So cute!
Ruby_Pearl (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #6 on: July 21, 2008, 04:37 AM »

Once I took him to the bathroom to change his poop diapers.
Left him in the bathroom to get his wipes
when I got back, there was booboo all over the floor, he had taken off his diapers.
He was trying to flush the diaper down the toilet. ewww
This troublesome babe was laughing and giggling at the flushing sound. lol
Well for retaliation, I bathed him with almost cold water.
Made me feel good a little, knowing that I had to use bleach to clean the tile floor again. And the nastiest was getting the diaper out of the toilet inside a plastic bag. ugh!
motun_rayo (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #7 on: July 21, 2008, 04:42 AM »

Quote from: Ruby_Pearl on July 21, 2008, 04:37 AM
Once I took him to the bathroom to change his poop diapers.
Left him in the bathroom to get his wipes
when I got back, there was booboo all over the floor, he had taken off his diapers.
He was trying to flush the diaper down the toilet. ewww
This troublesome babe was laughing and giggling at the flushing sound. lol
Well for retaliation, I bathed him with almost cold water.
Made me feel good a little, knowing that I had to use bleach to clean the tile floor again. And the nastiest was getting the diaper out of the toilet inside a plastic bag. ugh!

AHHHHgGGHH!  The thing I hate most about infants is cleaning their diapers. . . soo disgusting
Ruby_Pearl (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #8 on: July 21, 2008, 04:44 AM »

Got too many stories Angry

OMG!! Babies can be so jealous, I realized that.
I just went to my other aunt to babysit
Everytime I carry the new baby, my baby cousin is always crying, seriously on the floor screaming and bawling.
I pet the new baby, he falls asleep, now I gotz to pet the old one. lol
My baby cousin cooled down when I carried him, but when the new baby woke up and started crying, my cousin started crying too. Trying to be sneaky because he knew I'D have to carry the new baby.
So what I did was, left the old one crying and bawling for a while.This went on for a whole day.
Very happy when my aunt got home. phew.
But just as we were about to leave, my baby cousin took his toy and threw it at the new baby then laughed.

They can be so jealous, I tell ya!

Ruby_Pearl (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #9 on: July 21, 2008, 04:47 AM »

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AHHHHgGGHH!  The thing I hate most about infants is cleaning their diapers. . . soo disgusting
LOL! I got used to it.
Having to be a mother as early as 11 years old to 3 children. (They're not mines o, my mom's. But I had to babysit while she went to work Tongue)
Changing a diaper is like doing my homework. lol
If you want to be a mother, darling, changing a diaper should be your best friend from now on.
It does not even stop at that, feeding them is messy too!
Bathing them and getting water all over the floor, lol
HCH3COO
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #10 on: July 21, 2008, 04:52 AM »

 Grin  Grin I am a mean uncle, I swear.  But kids love me.
ogrebuga (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #11 on: July 21, 2008, 06:35 AM »

Seems like dey're all d same, evil little critters, destroying laptops and fones and commandeering the tv everywhere, lol, can't help but love them.
Emperoh (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #12 on: July 21, 2008, 06:56 AM »

My little nephew and niece are a case
they want your phone and God help you if it doesn't play music
The little girl at barely 3yrs can sing 'Do Me' and 'Umbrella'
You need to see how she dances like tomorrow or music is never going to come again
At just 30mths old Shocked Shocked Shocked
But do you know the annoying part of it, they are soo restless and can get cranky at any little provocation
their cries are soo annoying because the little boy can barely say what she wants
i wonder how my sister manages to cope.  I get worked up!!!
otokx (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #13 on: July 21, 2008, 07:10 AM »

kids will always be kids but they can be controlled
kadman (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #14 on: July 21, 2008, 07:52 AM »

This is a picture of my niece,picture was taken yesterday,  And she's just 9months old. I think this says everything about what kids can get into  Smiley


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bunmii (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #15 on: July 21, 2008, 08:03 AM »

lol that pics is so funny bless em
nedra
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #16 on: July 21, 2008, 08:23 AM »

kids may do the darnest things but adults are certainly worse  Grin Grin Grin
reindeer
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #17 on: July 21, 2008, 08:35 AM »

Ex kids talking!!

Got married a few months back and so so scared of having the little imps!
My two nieces terrorized the living daylights out of me,one flushed my 1st phone down the toilet(my super duper  nokia 3310), the other put glue on my bed,
jeez now im so morbidly scared of having them in my own house Sad
worst part it, i think one(or two) may be on the way already,
oYaTo (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #18 on: July 21, 2008, 08:53 AM »

@reindeer. .

lmao! u aint got no choice now o
jkpretty (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #19 on: July 21, 2008, 09:17 AM »

Funny . . .

How about as kids, thinking all tea spoons grew up as table spoons, then into serving spoonslol.

When i was a kid My mum asked me to bring a tea spoon from the kitchen for her tea, i went & brought a table spoon. she went mad that " u this kids, u've thrown away all the tea spoons in the house, i keep buying & replacing yet u throw them all about, didn't u see any teaspoon there?" Now i don't remember if i actually saw any teaspoon but all i had in my silly head was "What's mum talking about didn't all the tea spoons grow up?".   Embarrassed

How about we looking at our old clothes then and we say. "this top is now smaller" laughing that the clothes we once wore has ridiculously grown smaller.
showbobo (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #20 on: July 21, 2008, 09:19 AM »

Quote from: reindeer on July 21, 2008, 08:35 AM
Ex kids talking!!

Got married a few months back and so so scared of having the little imps!
My two nieces terrorized the living daylights out of me,one flushed my 1st phone down the toilet(my super duper nokia 3310), the other put glue on my bed,
jeez now im so morbidly scared of having them in my own house Sad
worst part it, i think one(or two) may be on the way already,

Congratulatios ooo.They are 3 and all boys Grin Grin Grin
oYaTo (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #21 on: July 21, 2008, 09:22 AM »

Quote from: jkpretty on July 21, 2008, 09:17 AM
How about we looking at our old clothes then and we say. "this top is now smaller" laughing that the clothes we once wore has ridiculously grown smaller.

u got that rite. .used to wonder the same thing too back then  Grin
Caliente (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #22 on: July 21, 2008, 09:24 AM »

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The annoying thing is these kids lie as if lying is going out of fashion. If we lied like this when we were young, them nor go see lie put for ground like this o.

Chip of the old block, don't you think?
showbobo (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #23 on: July 21, 2008, 09:28 AM »

When i was a baby Grin Grin


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showbobo (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #24 on: July 21, 2008, 09:31 AM »

love playboy


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Caliente (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #25 on: July 21, 2008, 09:34 AM »

Quote from: jkpretty on July 21, 2008, 09:17 AM
Funny . . .

How about as kids, thinking all tea spoons grew up as table spoons, then into serving spoonslol.

When i was a kid My mum asked me to bring a tea spoon from the kitchen for her tea, i went & brought a table spoon. she went mad that " u this kids, u've thrown away all the tea spoons in the house, i keep buying & replacing yet u throw them all about, didn't u see any teaspoon there?" Now i don't remember if i actually saw any teaspoon but all i had in my silly head was "What's mum talking about didn't all the tea spoons grow up?". Embarrassed

How about we looking at our old clothes then and we say. "this top is now smaller" laughing that the clothes we once wore has ridiculously grown smaller.

LOL! so when did the spoons stop growing?
The biggest mystery to me then was where babies came from.
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #26 on: July 21, 2008, 10:01 AM »

Oh my! I ADORE kids. . . especially in their toddler years. I cannot and so far havent ever carried a newborn baby. They are so fragile and tiny, can't go near. But the toddlers! Goodness. . . they are all very cheeky.
My cousin's daughter got back from church one day and her mom wasnt home. I got to their house and met her dad begging her to get out of her church clothes. She said she didnt want to. Her dad said he didnt want her to get the dress dirty. . . she insisted she wanted to wear it. The third time as her dad was still pleading, she just yelled at him, DONT KILL ME JARE, THIS IS THE ONE I WANT!
She's 3.
mellow (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #27 on: July 21, 2008, 11:11 AM »

looking at the mouth of an adult you would think

he never suck breast. Nwannem Ishiogiri
mekk
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #28 on: July 21, 2008, 11:37 AM »

Quote from: showbobo on July 21, 2008, 09:28 AM
When i was a baby Grin Grin

Lol,  you were really mean there dude Grin Grin
I suppose you started being naughty from the womb. Tongue Tongue
showbobo (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #29 on: July 21, 2008, 11:38 AM »

Quote from: mekk on July 21, 2008, 11:37 AM
Lol, you were really mean there dude Grin Grin
I suppose you started being naughty from the womb. Tongue Tongue
Yeah Grin Grin
keba (m)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #30 on: July 21, 2008, 11:44 AM »

we all at one time or the other did these things but kids
of these days have become so much intelligent than you
can imagine, fearless and experimental when given the
slightest opportunity. so we ought to love, tolerate and
care for them.
skyeyes (f)
Re: Kids Do The Darnest Things
« #31 on: July 21, 2008, 12:20 PM »

whats scary about them, they are such little darlings or aint u going to have one of your own.

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