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lipuka (m)
A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« on: July 21, 2008, 12:16 PM »

It may be too late in the day, but I have come to a certain realisation. A plain Jane makes a better wife than a beauty. Why? Because she works at being a good wife.

A beauty queen believes that her beauty is all that it takes to make her presentable. And she believes she has the world at her feet. So she will go to sleep when you are huffing and puffing, and she won't even know what is happening.

She is likely to abandon you if someone with more assets comes around. And she is a poor cook and even poorer as a housekeeper and mother.

A plain Jane is a good cook because she knows love comes through the stomach. And she works at making a man feel great. She also makes sure she knows all the bed tricks to keep her man happy.

A beauty is good as a trophy and party girl, but a plain Jane is the best wife.
mishooo (m)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #1 on: July 21, 2008, 12:27 PM »

Depends on your views man.

Whats your definition of a plain jane Huh?
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #2 on: July 21, 2008, 12:47 PM »

And it all boils down to you, the man being the high and mighty King of the world doesnt it? Undecided Undecided
Missy B (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #3 on: July 21, 2008, 01:09 PM »

Quote from: lipuka on July 21, 2008, 12:16 PM
It may be too late in the day, but I have come to a certain realisation. A plain Jane makes a better wife than a beauty. Why? Because she works at being a good wife.

A beauty queen believes that her beauty is all that it takes to make her presentable. And she believes she has the world at her feet. So she will go to sleep when you are huffing and puffing, and she won't even know what is happening.

She is likely to abandon you if someone with more assets comes around. And she is a poor cook and even poorer as a housekeeper and mother.

A plain Jane is a good cook because she knows love comes through the stomach. And she works at making a man feel great. She also makes sure she knows all the bed tricks to keep her man happy.

A beauty is good as a trophy and party girl, but a plain Jane is the best wife.
If that's yhu on yhur profile,
den i can see d reason y u're
singin praises to"plain jane"birds of same feather

Point of correction:
there re stil pretty gurls
that makes good wife in EVERY aspect.
Gamine (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #4 on: July 21, 2008, 01:13 PM »

hahahahah

More like the Plain Male
whitelexi (m)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #5 on: July 21, 2008, 01:27 PM »

I agree 90% with the topic, a plain jane makes a better wife, and all of u beauty queens know it but will always deny it.
Beauty queens who have allowed their beauty get into their heads have always been more of a trophy for the highest bidders but always nearly useless as wives and mothers.
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #6 on: July 21, 2008, 01:28 PM »

Quote from: Gamine on July 21, 2008, 01:13 PM
hahahahah

More like the Plain Male

Wicked!!!
But that picture no try o. LOL Grin
dyabman (m)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #7 on: July 21, 2008, 01:41 PM »

aeroplane o ga oooooooooooo!!!!!!
sunsh
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #8 on: July 21, 2008, 01:46 PM »

Beauty is not in the look but in the personality and character. An easy going girl with integrity is better for a wife than a fashion driven girl.  
onyeka_ng (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #9 on: July 21, 2008, 02:29 PM »

Plain JOHN! Nko   Huh Huh
gabrywyl (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #10 on: July 21, 2008, 02:55 PM »

Poster,
Agree and Disagree. Smiley
tpia
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #11 on: July 21, 2008, 03:09 PM »

@ topic: true, in a way, though i think marrying a plain Jane says more about the husband.

At the very least, it shows he isnt too swayed by appearance.
gabe_logan (m)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #12 on: July 21, 2008, 03:20 PM »

@ missy b, gamine and spikedcylinder

ur comments were unnecessary and a bit stupid. someone was speaking his mind (and the truth) without prejudice and insult and thats the best responses u guys can give!! typical nigerian women, they no fine but na them sabi form and yab pass

@ poster

uve said it all, ur analysis is spot on
Pataki
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #13 on: July 21, 2008, 03:22 PM »

A plain Jane or Beauty, we all have our preferences. As for me, I prefer a mixture of both. Wink

Quote from: Missy B on July 21, 2008, 01:09 PM
If that's yhu on yhur profile,
den i can see d reason y u're
singin praises to"plain jane"birds of same feather

Point of correction:
there re stil pretty girls
that makes good wife in EVERY aspect.
You need not go that far into his profile.  Sad Sad

Anyways, like your own profile picture.
Pataki
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #14 on: July 21, 2008, 03:26 PM »

Quote from: whitelexi on July 21, 2008, 01:27 PM
I agree 90% with the topic, a plain jane makes a better wife, and all of u beauty queens know it but will always deny it.
Beauty queens who have allowed their beauty get into their heads have always been more of a trophy for the highest bidders but always nearly useless as wives and mothers.
Relatively true though. If there are women with beauty and brains, its very very rare. Undecided
smooooooth
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #15 on: July 21, 2008, 03:49 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 03:26 PM
Relatively true though. If there are women with beauty and brains, its very very rare. Undecided
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ibkaye
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #16 on: July 21, 2008, 03:50 PM »

 Undecided Undecided Undecided
smooooooth
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #17 on: July 21, 2008, 03:53 PM »

Quote from: ibkaye on July 21, 2008, 03:50 PM
Undecided Undecided Undecided

IB WHA? DNT U AGREE
ibkaye
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #18 on: July 21, 2008, 03:55 PM »

not really
lucabrasi (m)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #19 on: July 21, 2008, 04:02 PM »

Quote from: gabe_logan on July 21, 2008, 03:20 PM
@ missy b, gamine and spikedcylinder

your comments were unnecessary and a bit stupid. someone was speaking his mind (and the truth) without prejudice and insult and thats the best responses u guys can give!! typical nigerian women, they no fine but na them sabi form and yab pass


i agree plus we should show a little respect,the man is old enough to be a dad or grand dad and we shouldnt take undue advantage of anonymity on the internet to forget our home training.
@topic
i slightly disagree,i agree with your assertions but i think beautiful girls/women from good homes and who have been taught the proper values while being independent and assertive when needs be will strike the right balance as well
Pataki
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #20 on: July 21, 2008, 04:07 PM »

Quote from: lucabrasi on July 21, 2008, 04:02 PM
i agree plus we should show a little respect,the man is old enough to be a dad or grand dad and we shouldnt take undue advantage of anonymity on the internet to forget our home training.
Very true. After seeing the mans picture and age, I very much know you are right there.
Gamine (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #21 on: July 21, 2008, 04:09 PM »

Fallacious post.

thats what i will add to my "Plain Male" post Embarrassed
Missy B (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #22 on: July 21, 2008, 04:11 PM »

Quote from: gabe_logan on July 21, 2008, 03:20 PM
@ missy b, gamine and spikedcylinder

your comments were unnecessary and a bit stupid. someone was speaking his mind (and the truth) without prejudice and insult and thats the best responses u guys can give!! typical nigerian women, they no fine but na them sabi form and yab pass

@ poster

uve said it all, your analysis is spot on
yhu see y u re even more stupid.
couldn't yhu ve abandon or ignored d posts
if twas distubin yhu that much.
FYI,opinion is jst like an arsehole nd errbody has got one
sorry i jst said mine nd if its disturbin yhu,
den logout of nland or ignore me nd ma post.
Missy B (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #23 on: July 21, 2008, 04:14 PM »

Quote from: lucabrasi on July 21, 2008, 04:02 PM
i agree plus we should show a little respect the man is old enough to be our dad or grand dad and we shouldnt take undue advantage of anonymity on the internet to forget our home training.
@topic
i slightly disagree,i agree with your assertions but i think beautiful girls/women from good homes and who have been taught the proper values while being independent and assertive when needs be will strike the right balance as well

i'm not disputin that fact.
Well maybe i never blived twas him on his profile nd that is y i replied that way bhut does
sm1 have to be more stupid nd childish by drivin his point home tru agression
ibobabe (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #24 on: July 21, 2008, 04:17 PM »

@sir poster

there are still some beautiful girls who were brought up properly and would make excellent wives for deserving partners ,

there are plenty of plain stupid janes u knoww
that someone is a plain jane doesn't mean she'll be a good person,  Undecided Undecided
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #25 on: July 21, 2008, 04:18 PM »

So because he's old enough to be your father I should kneel down and greet him even when he's making an atrocious sweeping generalisation? Really?  Huh Undecided Huh

@ gabe_logan, I don't even have the energy to give you the kind of response you deserve. Just carry on in your ignorance now will you?
Pataki
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #26 on: July 21, 2008, 04:24 PM »

Quote from: spikedcylinder on July 21, 2008, 04:18 PM
So because he's old enough to be your father I should kneel down and greet him even when he's making an atrocious sweeping generalisation? Really?  Huh Undecided Huh
And the thread you created today about Men Being Monsters is not akin to an atrocious sweeping generalization? Undecided

gabe_logan (m)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #27 on: July 21, 2008, 04:25 PM »

@ missy b
u r just a fuckin kid, thats the reason for all that ranting

@ spikedcylinder
ill carry on with my ignorance ma!

u can see urselves, quick to insult someone but u girls can't take a hit
spikedcylinder (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #28 on: July 21, 2008, 04:26 PM »

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 04:24 PM
And the thread you created today about Men Being Monsters is not akin to an atrocious sweeping generalization? Undecided



Please refer to the first line of my post on the thread.
Thank you.
Missy B (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #29 on: July 21, 2008, 04:27 PM »

Quote from: gabe_logan on July 21, 2008, 04:25 PM
@ missy b
you're just a fuckin kid, thats the reason for all that ranting

@ spikedcylinder
ill carry on with my ignorance ma!

u can see urselves, quick to insult someone but u girls can't take a hit

I agree bhut old men like yhu
should get yhur flat ass to work
rather dan spit nonsense on nland.
ciao!!
Gamine (f)
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #30 on: July 21, 2008, 04:27 PM »

Choi!

From plain janes to raging males.

werrin dey happun
Geniall
Re: A Plain Jane Makes The Best Wife
« #31 on: July 21, 2008, 04:29 PM »

Quote from: spikedcylinder on July 21, 2008, 04:18 PM
So because he's old enough to be your father I should kneel down and greet him even when he's making an atrocious sweeping generalisation? Really?  Huh Undecided Huh

Quote from: Pataki on July 21, 2008, 04:24 PM
And the thread you created today about Men Being Monsters is not akin to an atrocious sweeping generalization? Undecided

LOL. Touché!
Or should that be "checkmate!"?
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