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Chat2MeBac (f)
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Testosterone for u?? Goodluck and beware of wet dreams . . . . I will pay to see the shock on your face if u wake up with semen on your undies.   It's ok, Atleast it will be my semen  .Not someone who came for the night because I misunderstood his 'sweet" words as a sign of courtship, Actually testosterone makes you hornier. If that's a word sef (hornier I mean)
Is that so?? |
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chika98
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Yes siiir! Google it up too.
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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Yes siiir! Google it up too.
So because I said am going to start taking testosterone, u have now grown wings to call me sir? See me see wahala ooo, |
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Hannibal
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Well. . . . .that is just 10% of the story. let me tell u the clearly demonstrable effects of excess testosterone. -Facial Hair -Chest Hair -Madam's Apple -Pubic Hair extends towards thigh and up towards ur belly-ring.  -Increased sex-drive. -Deepening of voice. |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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Well. . . . .that is just 10% of the story.
let me tell u the clearly demonstrable effects of excess testosterone.
-Facial Hair
I will shave using the very same things you use
-Chest hair
Some men happen to find that SEXY, or I can do a full body wax
-Madam's Apple
Oh plz, That's secondary matter.With surgery that can be removed, just ask Ru Paul -Pubic Hair extends towards thigh and up towards your belly-ring. I will have a PERMANENT Brazilan wax LOL, That's why my Rabbit is next in line to my Bible
-Deepening of voice.
Nonsense, Have you forgotten what I do for a living? We actually help in that department as well. We can make a 300s modal registry sound like a 156 in a matter of weeks, So I am well prepared, |
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chika98
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So because I said am going to start taking testosterone, u have now grown wings to call me sir? See me see wahala ooo,
See mgbeke feeling funky. Yes Siiiir is a figure of speech. Don't get it twisted. |
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Hannibal
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@ Chat2MeBac, It seems u have everything covered. . . . . Go get ur testosterone!!! I will be surprised if i don't find u here after 10 days asking NLers for advice. |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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See mgbeke feeling funky. Yes Siiiir is a figure of speech. Don't get it twisted.
Shut the f.uck up, Don't get me started you gutter rat,  @ Chat2MeBac, It seems u have everything covered. . . . . Go get your testosterone!!! I will be surprised if i don't find u here after 10 days asking NLers for advice. Hell will freeze over first before I attempt such feat , yea I did lots of research on the issue, I have everything covered.Even took out an insurance policy |
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chika98
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Shut the f.uck up, Don't get me started you gutter rat, That's the best your ass could come up with? I really don't have time for ugly folks like yourself. |
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Hannibal
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Good news at last!! yea I did lots of research on the issue, I have everything covered.Even took out an insurance policy Go 'head, mami. |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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That's the best your ass could come up with? I really don't have time for ugly folks like yourself.
See this bleached out, wig/weave wearing, shoe-lipstick matching heifer calling a Diva ugly, I suggest you go do your homework well before you step into a lion's den, I haven't exercised my labia in while and cheap fuckards like yourself don't come easily, I kill your prostituing cunt tonight, Continue looking for my trouble, You Elebolo, |
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Hannibal
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See this bleached out, wig/weave wearing, shoe-lipstick matching heifer calling a Diva ugly, I suggest you go do your homework well before you step into a lion's den, I haven't exercised my labia in while and cheap fuckards like yourself don't come easily, I kill your prostituing cunt tonight, Continue looking for my trouble,
You Elebolo,
I am beginning to suspect u may have taken your testosterone . . . . . Lower the aggression, abeg!!!  @ Chika98, There's no need for this. Wave the white flag. |
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chika98
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Such vile. Levels dey jor |
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onyinye2 (f)
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@post
it depends on the individuals involved. for me and my relationships, yeah there is going to have to be some courtship involved. i want to know that you are fully committed in the relationship. so when and if we marry i know that you will also be committed in that too. friendship can lead to proposal but how do you know that person will be committed to the relationship? now that is the question that needs an answer.
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Studentet
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chat me bac,
who is upsetting you tonight?
Hey guys, thats sure not the best way to attract a woman
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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I am beginning to suspect u may have taken your testosterone . . . . . Lower the aggression, abeg!!! Yea I swallowed 5 pills and downed with a quart of 'Sunset", Now join me on the beach, And what aggression are you refering to? Did I start anything here?? Let me go back to suckling Zing jare, |
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HCH3COO
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catfight. ladies, please calm down. kiss and makeup please. |
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Studentet
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Onyinye,
howdy?
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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chat me bac,
who is upsetting you tonight?
Hey guys, thats sure not the best way to attract a woman
It's ok dear.Don't worry, you know this Island babe can handle herself, between.How have you been?? |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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catfight. ladies, please calm down. kiss and makeup please. I am allergic to trolls , Anyways, what's your say on the topic HCH3COO? |
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Studentet
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Whatever you guys do, don't want no breaking of bottles, or bloodspill on Nland.
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Hannibal
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5 pills?? Thats what i am talking about. . . . . .How's the madam's apple shaping up? And what aggression are you refering to? Did I start anything here?? Let me go back to suckling Zing jare, Suckling Zing?? What exactly are u sucking on him?? |
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HCH3COO
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My say? Not too much really. Courtship begins when she accepts my proposal for a serious relationship.
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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My say? Not too much really. Courtship begins when she accepts my proposal for a serious relationship.
Exactly, I am sure at some pointing time, both parties would have agreed that they are taking it further, But these yeye boys here ranting about ladies reading into things that are not. Gosh. Why didn't Eve just poison Adam and save the world?? |
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Studentet
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So is courtship supposed to find out if u can live with him or her, or if u should dump him or her?
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Studentet
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if Eve had poison Adam, then she would have been getting it on with the animals.
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onyinye2 (f)
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Exactly, I am sure at some pointing time, both parties would have agreed that they are taking it further, But these yeye boys here ranting about ladies reading into things that are not. Gosh. Why didn't Eve just poison Adam and save the world??
i find myself asking that question more and more as time goes on. but on the real, yeah both individuals should MUTUALLY decide taking the relationship to that level. if one party decides and the other doesn't there is going to be some serious problems. because that person gone think you moving things too fast and ya needs ta cool your jets. |
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Hannibal
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He won't be a virgin for long with you around. Besides, he may be seeing someone else in the neighbourhood. Remember the day u locked him out. . . . .do u seriously think he was just strolling or he doing the "unthinkable"?? A cop is knocking on ur door soon to charge Zing for abandoning wives n kids. The madam's apple is still green, should be ripe by Fall Ok. . . . .Pray it ripes in time. |
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HCH3COO
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if Eve had poison Adam, then she would have been getting it on with the animals.
Not only that, but I was going to say it should have been Adam poisoning eve to save the world from sin, then I realized that man without woman is like night without day. |
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Chat2MeBac (f)
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He won't be a virgin for long with you around.Besides, he may be seeing someone else in the neighbourhood. Remember the day u locked him out. . . . .do u seriously think he was just strolling or he doing the "unthinkable"?? A cop is knocking on your door soon to charge Zing for abandoning wives n kids. Ok. . . . .Pray it ripes in time. God forbid that highlighted sentence, Over ma dead body, I have a Rabbit, no need for Cats now, And let the cop knock na, That's a huge part of his job dread, Ok and Zing and I have an open relationship, He is free to shag whomever, Atleast he made that known when we first hooked up. Therefore, there was no need for me reading into things that werent there, i find myself asking that question more and more as time goes on. but on the real, yeah both individuals should MUTUALLY decide taking the relationship to that level. if one party decides and the other doesn't there is going to be some serious problems. because that person gone think you moving things too fast and ya needs ta cool your jets.
Onyinye, I am with you 101%, between I love that your profile pic, It's cool if Eve had poison Adam, then she would have been getting it on with the animals.
Atleast the animals would have appreciated and treated her well, Not like y'all amphibians |
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onyinye2 (f)
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So is courtship supposed to find out if u can live with him or her, or if u should dump him or her?
in basic words. . . yes. in a sense it makes you really think if you really can see yourself with this person in the future. Truly Hilarious!! |
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