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Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said: > > Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can > get myself treated fully within this period. > > Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my > clinic, see that board. > > Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only > > Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an > animal specialist. I do not treat human beings. > > Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come > to you only, > > Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like > me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not > an animal. > > Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first: > > Doctor: OK. Tell me. > > Man: > I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night. > I get up in the morning like a horse > I go to work running like a deer > I work all the day like a donkey > I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday. > I wag my tail in front of all my bosses > I play with my children like a monkey if I get time. > I am like a rabbit before my wife > > Doctor: are you a Bank Employee? > > Man: Yes !! > > Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should > have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Bank > Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me. > (Pass this massage to all Bank employees. Let them know > their real life.) >
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