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COOLWATER (m)
A Banker's Life
« on: July 24, 2008, 11:05 AM »

Once a man went to a Veterinary Doctor in India and said:
>
> Doctor I have come on vacation for a month so that I can
> get myself treated fully within this period.
>
> Doctor: I think you should go to the Doctor opposite to my
> clinic, see that board.
>
> Man: No, Doctor, I have come to you only
>
> Doctor: But, gentleman I am a Veterinary Doctor. I am an
> animal specialist. I do not treat human beings.
>
> Man: I know, Doctor very well and that is why I have come
> to you only,
>
> Doctor: I can not, because you speak like me, think like
> me, talk like me which means you are a human being and not
> an animal.
>
> Man: I know I am a human but listen to my complaints first:
>
> Doctor: OK. Tell me.
>
> Man:
> I sleep like dog thinking about my work load whole night.
> I get up in the morning like a horse
> I go to work running like a deer
> I work all the day like a donkey
> I run around for 11 months like a bull without any holiday.
> I wag my tail in front of all my bosses
> I play with my children like a monkey if I get time.
> I am like a rabbit before my wife
>
> Doctor: are you a Bank Employee?
>
> Man: Yes !!
>
> Doctor: Instead of telling this long history you should
> have told me in the beginning itself that you are a Bank
> Employee. Come man, no one can treat you better than me.
> (Pass this massage to all Bank employees. Let them know
> their real life.)
>
victor4u (m)
Re: A Banker's Life
« #1 on: July 24, 2008, 11:41 AM »

Hmnnnnn menn na wa oooooo
venture08
Re: A Banker's Life
« #2 on: August 06, 2008, 11:49 AM »

compare to a jobless mans life and you will know why people endure.
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