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Hazayne (m)
The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« on: June 17, 2006, 11:18 PM »

she said: where have you been all my life
i said: av always been right behind you (right behind)
hot-angel (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #1 on: June 18, 2006, 12:05 AM »

And this is spose to be funny?
lauryn (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #2 on: June 18, 2006, 12:08 AM »

laugh my friggin ass off
eveseh (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #3 on: June 18, 2006, 04:32 AM »

lo lol
raphy (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #4 on: June 18, 2006, 08:30 PM »

hmm,
thats not funny at all right Undecided behind her
micklplus (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #5 on: June 19, 2006, 12:59 PM »

Duh, That wasnt funny ,okay !

how about this?

Elepon pawpaw  Grin your scrotum is exactly like pawpaw And i was like, shuo  Shocked  what a very thick Ponmo  cow skin you've got down there. As in, the cushion beside the Coochie.  Lips sealed
milado (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #6 on: June 20, 2006, 02:01 AM »

she said i enjoy ur privates Grin Grin
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #7 on: June 20, 2006, 04:16 PM »

That aint the least bit funny!  Grin Talk Of lame jokes Embarrassed
Rhea (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #8 on: June 20, 2006, 05:04 PM »

Gawwwdd

'must have come at least 3 times so far'
Rhodalyn (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #9 on: June 20, 2006, 05:05 PM »

lol
Coco29 (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #10 on: June 20, 2006, 05:25 PM »

u should have asked about the funny things guys say  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy  Cheesy ha haaaaaaaaaaaa now that would be funny
Hazayne (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #11 on: June 21, 2006, 04:18 AM »

coco29, that makes sense
Coco29 (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #12 on: June 21, 2006, 04:21 PM »

Quote from: Hazayne on June 21, 2006, 04:18 AM
coco29, that makes sense


i will put that topic up later  Grin  my o my 
aqua (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #13 on: June 21, 2006, 07:43 PM »

am not sure i will think it tru sha but for now enjoy this
a virgin said
yeshhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! ahh brother aqua (yoruba) why u no tell me say this thing sweet like this sinceĀ  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
aqua (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #14 on: July 27, 2006, 03:00 PM »

*Still thinking*
mamaput (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #15 on: July 27, 2006, 03:16 PM »

How about
I love you
was i good
are the others better than me.

now thats funny
Raymand (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #16 on: July 27, 2006, 04:26 PM »

I kept yelling  "Harder Ekaiete harder  Ekaiete" when i was doing a girl named Nkechi  Embarrassed well thats like brad pitt  yelling " oh my goooosh Jennifer" while doing Angelina jolie,  Undecided don't know if you get it though, oooo--ookay, i'll juss, *walks off*  Embarrassed
bigazu (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #17 on: August 02, 2006, 01:53 PM »

For me i think its funny.
Viper (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #18 on: August 02, 2006, 03:49 PM »

"Chidi you will kill me oo!" , "yee!!!" "chi! ah! chi! ye!! chi! augh! chi! hmmpt!!"

I couldn't help but laugh Cheesy
Busta (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #19 on: August 02, 2006, 04:32 PM »

Quote from: Viper on August 02, 2006, 03:49 PM
"Chidi you will kill me oo!" , "yee!!!" "chi! ah! chi! ye!! chi! augh! chi! hmmpt!!"

I couldn't help but laugh Cheesy
funny

thats it?Huh
Rhea (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #20 on: August 02, 2006, 05:05 PM »

Quote from: Viper on August 02, 2006, 03:49 PM
"Chidi you will kill me oo!" , "yee!!!" "chi! ah! chi! ye!! chi! augh! chi! hmmpt!!"

I couldn't help but laugh Cheesy

Good work Chidi,  :oemmm Viper Grin
Viper (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #21 on: August 02, 2006, 05:13 PM »

Quote from: Rhea on August 02, 2006, 05:05 PM
Good work Chidi, :oemmm Viper Grin

rhea, the same rhea,  a member of TN and the other canadian naija forum(forgotten the name) ? Shocked Cheesy
Eeyore
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #22 on: November 04, 2006, 03:59 PM »

Had this Ebira (Kogi State) girl during NYSC. At the thick of action, she was moaning "Yeeh jesus, yeeh jesus". Frigging girl gave me guilt pangs I nearly lost my hard-on. Angry
bondxie (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #23 on: November 06, 2006, 12:58 PM »

@ eeyore
maybe ur name start with J,  and her cd get scrath,
nay_low
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #24 on: November 09, 2006, 08:51 PM »

I was with a girl in naija and we were giving it our all when she started screaming 'jeri koko, jeri koko, we are all jeri koko' Huh
haywhy (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #25 on: November 09, 2006, 09:47 PM »

 This one doesn't happen to me but i heard the gist though i wasn't sure if it's true.

Ye yee yee yee to ri e ni oo, oooohh haaaa tori ok* yi gaa gaa ni ooo, oya fi gun, fi gun se, ani ko figun ibeye gan gan ni. Ehn ehn ori e pe ooo, God bless u
Radiant (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #26 on: November 10, 2006, 12:25 PM »

You guys are so crazy  Grin Grin Grin

Quote from: Eeyore on November 04, 2006, 03:59 PM
Had this Ebira (Kogi State) girl during NYSC. At the thick of action, she was moaning "Yeeh jesus, yeeh jesus". Frigging girl gave me guilt pangs I nearly lost my hard-on. Angry

Quote from: nay_low on November 09, 2006, 08:51 PM
I was with a girl in naija and we were giving it our all when she started screaming 'jeri koko, jeri koko, we are all jeri koko' Huh

WTF? roflmfao  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
nay_low
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #27 on: November 10, 2006, 11:40 PM »

actually I lie, the most funniest or should I say strangest thing I had ever heard was with this omo elewa aganyin (beans seller) who I was very fortunate to be with. anyway, once while we were doing the do she started screaming 'oh god, oh jesus, oh buroda, oh god, oh jesus, oh buroda!' I come stop, come ask the girl 'haba, se na God, Jesus or na me dey f**k you? all this God and Jesus too much. Na hin she come say sorry buroda, make we continue, 5 minutes later

'oh god, oh jesus, oh brother!!!'
I go die o
Radiant (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #28 on: November 10, 2006, 11:52 PM »

Quote from: nay_low on November 10, 2006, 11:40 PM
omo elewa aganyin (beans seller) who I was very fortunate to be with.

You joking, right? lmao  Shocked
olutomiwa (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #29 on: November 25, 2006, 05:24 PM »

i livedwith my brother for some months,one day he travelled out and i was left alone with his wife,den i used to sleep in the passage which the yorubas call EDE.One thing led to another between me and his wife,and we found ourselves in their bedroom,as we were doing it,the ondo woman started screaming,ye eleyi matun yato o,kilo gbe sabe yi,eru,haaaaa,mo gbe,omode yi a pami,o mo eleyi se lo nsun lode,lateni lo o tun sun lode mo,yara lo mo sun,yeeeeeeeeeee,molo sun lode mo,yara lomo sun[any translator in the house]Her ondo tonation made the whole thing so funny.
textmypage (m)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #30 on: November 26, 2006, 06:27 AM »

All lies
omo (f)
Re: The Funniest Thing A Girl Told You During Sex:
« #31 on: November 26, 2006, 08:16 AM »

Quote from: Raymand on July 27, 2006, 04:26 PM
I kept yelling "Harder Ekaiete harder Ekaiete" when i was doing a girl named Nkechi Embarrassed well thats like brad pitt yelling " oh my goooosh Jennifer" while doing Angelina jolie, Undecided don't know if you get it though, oooo--ookay, i'll juss, *walks off* Embarrassed

raymand i get u nd u funny!


ok u guys r killin me here, phew ive been laffin my head off. naylow, make that gyal no give u disease o!

more more, i wan hear more! Grin
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