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Hazayne (m)
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she said: where have you been all my life i said: av always been right behind you (right behind)
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hot-angel (f)
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And this is spose to be funny?
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lauryn (f)
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laugh my friggin ass off
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raphy (m)
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hmm, thats not funny at all right  behind her
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micklplus (m)
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Duh, That wasnt funny ,okay ! how about this? Elepon pawpaw your scrotum is exactly like pawpaw And i was like, shuo  what a very thick Ponmo cow skin you've got down there. As in, the cushion beside the Coochie. 
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milado (m)
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she said i enjoy ur privates 
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Rhodalyn (f)
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That aint the least bit funny!  Talk Of lame jokes 
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Rhea (m)
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Gawwwdd
'must have come at least 3 times so far'
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Hazayne (m)
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coco29, that makes sense
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Coco29 (f)
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coco29, that makes sense
i will put that topic up later  my o my
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aqua (m)
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*Still thinking*
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mamaput (f)
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How about I love you was i good are the others better than me.
now thats funny
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Raymand (m)
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I kept yelling "Harder Ekaiete harder Ekaiete" when i was doing a girl named Nkechi  well thats like brad pitt yelling " oh my goooosh Jennifer" while doing Angelina jolie,  don't know if you get it though, oooo--ookay, i'll juss, *walks off* 
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bigazu (m)
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For me i think its funny.
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Viper (m)
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"Chidi you will kill me oo!" , "yee!!!" "chi! ah! chi! ye!! chi! augh! chi! hmmpt!!" I couldn't help but laugh 
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Busta (f)
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"Chidi you will kill me oo!" , "yee!!!" "chi! ah! chi! ye!! chi! augh! chi! hmmpt!!" I couldn't help but laugh  funny thats it? 
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Rhea (m)
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"Chidi you will kill me oo!" , "yee!!!" "chi! ah! chi! ye!! chi! augh! chi! hmmpt!!" I couldn't help but laugh  Good work Chidi, :oemmm Viper 
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Viper (m)
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Good work Chidi, :oemmm Viper  rhea, the same rhea, a member of TN and the other canadian naija forum(forgotten the name) ? 
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Eeyore
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Had this Ebira (Kogi State) girl during NYSC. At the thick of action, she was moaning "Yeeh jesus, yeeh jesus". Frigging girl gave me guilt pangs I nearly lost my hard-on. 
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bondxie (f)
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@ eeyore maybe ur name start with J, and her cd get scrath,
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nay_low
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I was with a girl in naija and we were giving it our all when she started screaming 'jeri koko, jeri koko, we are all jeri koko' 
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haywhy (m)
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This one doesn't happen to me but i heard the gist though i wasn't sure if it's true.
Ye yee yee yee to ri e ni oo, oooohh haaaa tori ok* yi gaa gaa ni ooo, oya fi gun, fi gun se, ani ko figun ibeye gan gan ni. Ehn ehn ori e pe ooo, God bless u
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nay_low
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actually I lie, the most funniest or should I say strangest thing I had ever heard was with this omo elewa aganyin (beans seller) who I was very fortunate to be with. anyway, once while we were doing the do she started screaming 'oh god, oh jesus, oh buroda, oh god, oh jesus, oh buroda!' I come stop, come ask the girl 'haba, se na God, Jesus or na me dey f**k you? all this God and Jesus too much. Na hin she come say sorry buroda, make we continue, 5 minutes later
'oh god, oh jesus, oh brother!!!' I go die o
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Radiant (f)
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omo elewa aganyin (beans seller) who I was very fortunate to be with. You joking, right? lmao 
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olutomiwa (m)
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i livedwith my brother for some months,one day he travelled out and i was left alone with his wife,den i used to sleep in the passage which the yorubas call EDE.One thing led to another between me and his wife,and we found ourselves in their bedroom,as we were doing it,the ondo woman started screaming,ye eleyi matun yato o,kilo gbe sabe yi,eru,haaaaa,mo gbe,omode yi a pami,o mo eleyi se lo nsun lode,lateni lo o tun sun lode mo,yara lo mo sun,yeeeeeeeeeee,molo sun lode mo,yara lomo sun[any translator in the house]Her ondo tonation made the whole thing so funny.
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omo (f)
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I kept yelling "Harder Ekaiete harder Ekaiete" when i was doing a girl named Nkechi  well thats like brad pitt yelling " oh my goooosh Jennifer" while doing Angelina jolie,  don't know if you get it though, oooo--ookay, i'll juss, *walks off*  raymand i get u nd u funny! ok u guys r killin me here, phew ive been laffin my head off. naylow, make that gyal no give u disease o! more more, i wan hear more! 
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