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Alapo meji
Boarding School Moves!
« on: July 28, 2008, 05:26 PM »

This topic just came up nw.

Wat r d silly things u did way back in the boarding school (mixed or non mixed) if u attended one?

For me,

NORMAL MOVES

1. Lie at home for more money so as to buy more baffs n impress. (mostly shoes n jeans)

2. Override the junior students n take their provisions.

3. steal food stuffs from home n cook codedly in the hostel.


BAD MOVES

1. Go to prep intending to read but end up either kissing,smoshing n sometimes shagging in the abandond building close to the lab.(can neva 4get wen we got caught)

2. Go thru d jungle (jump fence) to attend lit parties or private parties (intra/inter state)

3. Cause trouble with d policemen n later beg for mercy ( so supid act  Grin)

4. Dress up like a ninja (black on blcak) n beat up any wicked teacher when thier cup runsover.( God ve mercy anoda person papa)

5. Task anibodi dat seems like a mugun during interhouse sport.

will post more wen i remember others.

Gosh i cant beliv i did all dis  Shocked

wat r your moves? pls share n lets laaaaaafffffff.
Seun (m)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #1 on: July 28, 2008, 05:46 PM »

iice (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #2 on: July 29, 2008, 10:43 AM »

My favorite was to escape and appear as a day student for half of the term.
Swipe the food in the kitchen and have day student cook it (coz we had not outlets in the dorm)
sneak out to parties, actually we had parties in the dorms.
Instead of studying we'll be gisting movies - pretty much routine for me Undecided
The most fun i had was when our brother schools come by Cheesy Cheesy Their crazness is another level Grin
bunmii (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #3 on: July 29, 2008, 10:51 AM »

silliest things were

"scaling" the fence just to get bread & indomies

being very rude to seniors just because it is the last day of the term ( we just didn't think  we were still goin back there to meet the same seniors after the holidays,  )

staying in the sickbay from friday till sunday just to avoid a 45 minutes saturday inspection,

loads more i will post more as i remember
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #4 on: July 29, 2008, 04:05 PM »

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staying in the sickbay from friday till sunday just to avoid a 45 minutes saturday inspection,

yeah i remember this, very rampant.

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being very rude to seniors just because it is the last day of the term ( we just didn't think  we were still goin back there to meet the same seniors after the holidays,  )

u might agree dat this move was a typical silly one.
Gonorrhea (m)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #5 on: July 29, 2008, 04:10 PM »

Buying Moskeshe (Roasted Fish with pepper mix) and Agege Bread for Dinner

Fuc.k the watery egusi soup, finger sized meat and EBA!!
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #6 on: July 29, 2008, 04:20 PM »

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Buying Moskeshe (Roasted Fish with pepper mix) and Agege Bread for Dinner

Fuc.k the watery egusi soup, finger sized meat and EBA!!

lol, Grin Grin Grin Grin
 common guy dont remind me this abeeegggggiii. its to much cant even remember oda names we call stuffs like dis.
Gamine (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #7 on: July 29, 2008, 04:22 PM »

We used to hide in the roof

to escape prep

or hide in our lockers.

bunmii (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #8 on: July 29, 2008, 04:29 PM »

another one
junior days ----- fightin/getting to the dinning hall early  to serve the food for your table so as just to get more food for yourself & also fightin for whose turn to take either the tail or head of fish ---- they were usually the biggest lol
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #9 on: July 29, 2008, 04:33 PM »

bunmii,

which sch did u attend? (boarding)
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #10 on: July 29, 2008, 04:34 PM »

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We used to hide in the roof

to escape prep

or hide in our lockers.

lol  Grin

anoda one again.

are u very small in stature?
nana (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #11 on: July 29, 2008, 04:36 PM »

Used to hide under the bed.
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #12 on: July 29, 2008, 04:41 PM »

nana,

dat was normal, though we all think it was a safe and wise place to hide then, only to find out that the inspection officer will fish u out.

infact it used to be the first place of search.

how dumped we ve been. Grin
bunmii (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #13 on: July 29, 2008, 04:44 PM »

Quote from: Alapo meji on July 29, 2008, 04:33 PM
bunmii,

which sch did u attend? (boarding)

yes o fggc ipetumodu
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #14 on: July 29, 2008, 05:09 PM »

Oh! i see.

me Unity sch, Akure.
Gamine (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #15 on: July 29, 2008, 05:26 PM »

well, i was small then sha  Cheesy

We used to fight to serve food

cos the server gets the pot! and the extra meat! Grin Grin
iice (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #16 on: July 29, 2008, 05:34 PM »

Na wah, which schools get fish head and the likes?  The meat in our food was almost invisible.  The size of a finger nail, swimming inside water and okra with small oil rofl.  Hated school food.  Used to give my food to others.

I can dodge class and mass - i'l be sleeping in the dorm or on some mango tree.  Almost got caught but yeah, once they come to inspect the dorms for those hidding - i'll squeeze myself through the windows and disappear Cheesy Cheesy omo cat burgling skills Grin
Gamine (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #17 on: July 29, 2008, 05:37 PM »

lol @ Invisible meat!

lol.

i and my best friend we tried to dodge hostel cleaning one day na

na hin we stay in our fin-art lab almost till day break

as we dey sneak go hinside hostel, one senior just said

Come hia!!!, you must wash that toilet corridor today!!

me,  Shocked Shocked Cry Cry Cry Cry Cry

Washing the Toilet Corridor was the worst duty ever, yack!
iice (f)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #18 on: July 29, 2008, 05:52 PM »

Toilets are major gross!  Chaii because of them, i can't stand dirty toilets yuck!
Mehnnn if na me, i'l find way dodge the work ooo. 
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #19 on: July 31, 2008, 09:37 AM »

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i'l be sleeping in the dorm or on some mango tree.  Almost got caught but yeah, once they come to inspect the dorms for those hidding - i'll squeeze myself through the windows and disappear   omo cat burgling skills 
 


na wa oh, u get skills no be small.


 
 
Gonorrhea (m)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #20 on: July 31, 2008, 09:40 AM »

"a boy there"-was the slang used by seniors to get a junior running at thier mercies! Grin

anyway, in the prep/dinning, we use to get candles melted over lanterns and target sleepy idiots!we drip the liquid over them when they doze Grin

also, we use to lob hot shit over the fence into a nearby abbatoir at nights! Smiley (dat was cool)
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #21 on: July 31, 2008, 09:44 AM »

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also, we use to lob hot shit over the fence into a nearby abbatoir at nights!  (that was cool)

lol, your so crazy guy, wats cool abt this?HuhHuh
Gonorrhea (m)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #22 on: July 31, 2008, 09:45 AM »

Quote from: Alapo meji on July 31, 2008, 09:44 AM
lol, your so crazy guy, wats cool about this?HuhHuh

haha

lobbing shit to see whose daily-times wrapped shit goes the farthest! Grin

itz all moves bruv
Alapo meji
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #23 on: July 31, 2008, 09:50 AM »

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haha

lobbing shit to see whose daily-times wrapped shit goes the farthest!

itz all moves bruv

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
will u just shut up and tell us something else plssssss.

common bruv.
Gonorrhea (m)
Re: Boarding School Moves!
« #24 on: July 31, 2008, 09:55 AM »

Everynight me and my boys used to scale the fence of the male dorm to go and eat TUWO shinkafa at a night market near our school!

In the Dinning, when i was a senior, we use to raid the kitchen, daze the old-fat haggard looking cooks and steal all the meat for dinner!
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